DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, actually, I only own three pencils, a piece of paper and maybe a plushie or two.
The akatsuki was having a normal morning, or about as noraml as it can get. Itachi was cooking breakfast, most of the others waiting for it. Deidara was taking now his two-hour shower to "Get the beauty to shine though every strand of his hair". (and then he wonders why everyone thinks he's a girl?) Hidan was making a ritual, Kakuzu was counting his money, Madara and Sasori were on a mission and wouldn't be back for anouther week, and everything was quiet.
Until..............."AHHHH! TOBI NEEDS HELP!!!!!!!!" Tobi came running through the hallway and living room, ending up zooming through the kitchen. Just as Itachi was bringing the food, mind you a lot of food for 11 stomachs to feed, Tobi ran right into him. The trays flew up into the air and everyone was still. Then it came down. The poor weasel was covered in bacon, eggs, pancakes and various other foods from head to foot. The pancakes on the top of his head were starting to turn black from the heat radiating off of Itachi, glaring at Tobi.
Through gritted teeth, Itachi said "What do you want....." The dark aura around him starting to reach even the farthest borders of the house. "Umm, T-Tobi just-t want-ted to ask-k you wh-hat happened to Zetsu-san!" Tobi said, holding up a bundle of blankets. Slowly the aura backed down and everyone stared at the little bundle. Then it moved, and out popped a green mess of stuff.
Inside the bundle was the cutest version of Zetsu ever seen. He was about 2 or 3 feet tall with a mess of dark green hair on his head. His eyes were like little golden orbs, shining with curiousity and fear. Half of his body was still black, but the strange thing was that he didn't have his venus flytrap on his head. He looked like, with some make-up, he could pass off as a little human kid. Everyone crowded around mini-Zetsu. He looked at them and then ran and hid under Tobi's cloak.
"Aww! He's so cute as a little kid!" Konan exclaimed. "Umm, ya sure cute, just what I was thinking..." Kisame murmured. "Tobi doesn't know what to do! Tobi woke up this morning and there was Zetsu-san, a little kid in his bed!!!!!!" Tobi said with tears in his, er, eye-hole. "Great! What am I supposed to do with a kid spy, how did this even happen?!" Pein exclaimed. " I don't know, but maybe it has something to do with the pie we had last night, un." Deidara said walking onto the scene. Everyone pondered this for a moment then glared at Tobi, aka: the person who brought the pie home. "Ya, him, Madara and Sasori are the only ones who didn't have a piece of the pie to! The little shit must have done it!" Hidan exclaimed as he started towards Tobi, murder in his eyes. "Tobi didn't mean to! Tobi didn't know!"
"So, we are all gonna turn into kids to?!" Kisame said. "No, it's just temporary, but since most of us had a bite, the side effects should probably take place soon." Itachi said, finally done cleaning up the mess, and himself. "So, we just wait?" Kakuzu asked. "I guess so..." Konan finished turning to them. "Ok, we need clothes, food, and something to hold Zetsu when he takes a nap." Konan said to the others, and they all took off to find the items. When they returned, Konan took Zetsu to anouther room to dress and change him.
When she returned, everyone was looking at the pie recipe in the box. "Look what we found. A warning label, that can't be good." Kakauzu said to Konan. Pein started to read it out-loud. "Warning: This item contains a special potion that will cause some undesirable side effects. Side effects may include: coughing, sneezing, age difference, and digestion problems." he continued. "This is specifically made for people to see inside ones who don't want to reveal their past, childhood, or they just want to be noisy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED." "......." everyone was silent, "So basically the pie we ate will reveal what happened to us that changed our lives at that specific age?" Kisame asked. "Hn." "Ok then.........." Pein stated. more time passed.
"UGH! You guys are ridiculous!" Konan said, picking up Zetsu. She carried him out into the living room where she put toys and games out for him. He stared at them for a minute then found a mouse to torture. Ske sweatdropped then went back into the kitchen to the boys. "That's it?" "Yup." "...........ok, un........." then they all went back to doing what they were doing.
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Everyone was getting ready for dinner until they heard a shrill scream. Everyone litterally dropped what they were doing and rushed to the living room where Zetsu was. They found him still on the floor, little tears sliping out of his eyes. His venus flytrap was finally growing in and aparently it hurt more than it looks. It finally stopped growing and it was about as big as two palm leaves on his head. "So this is what it meant by 'revealing our Jashin damn past', it meant we have to relive it!" Hidan said with a yell. Oh yes, this will be a very long couple of days.
AU: I'm so sorry for it being really boring! Honestly, I can't really picture Zetsu as a little kid so it was kind of hard for me to write....... Also, if you have a request on who to write about next, please tell me! My only reasoning is that Itachi has to be one of the lasts ones, I'm pretty good at writing Itachi so I want to save the best for last! ^.^