Whee! I was writing this durning a boring movie in social studies and the teacher took it away from me and read it and started laughing. Then he made me sing it for the whole class. Tis to the tune of Johnny Has Gone For a Soldier. Based upon a conversation I had with Sara Hyphen.

Asia was no demi-gog

All she had was a little frog

But as she picked him up she thought

Perhaps this will be my Frankie!

But from the kiss her lips bestowed

Turned Brad Majors from that toad

And he was even fully clothed!

Not quite a pet Frankie.

Next she kissed a slimy newt,

It turned into an old man, shoot.

Oh Doctor Scott you are not cute!

Not cute enough for Frankie.

Then she kissed a garter snake

It turned into Rocky, just great

Muscle men are not my piece of cake!

Only girly-bois like Frankie.

Along came a boi named Jules

Wearing fishnets and high heels

"Oh how perfect!" Asia squealed

Almost as good as a Frankie!