I'm back, plus changed my name! And I have absolutely no excuse why it took me so long to right another story but the fact that only one idea has been on my mind and when I would try to type I would get one sentence written and then stop :P… Lame right?

Anyway, I was suddenly inspired by the lack of DanteLady fics out right now so here you go, please enjoy and if you see a mistake I apologize, I'm so tired my eyes are stinging

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story besides the plot!

Pairing: Dante and Lady! DUH

XOXO

8:00

That's the time Lady woke up every day to start her daily routine

8:15

When Lady actually got out of bed to do her rituals involving the bathroom

8:55

This is when Lady ate breakfast and then headed to Devil May Cry to harass everyones favorite devil hunter.

Lady did this every morning so one would have to wonder why she was up at 6:30 in the morning, sitting in her living room listening to Dante bicker and complain about the source of his, and now hers, misfortune.

"Trish is such a bitch, I mean how can she say such things to me!"

Lady rolled her eyes as she watched one of her best friends pace around her coffee table. Dante was obviously drunk, every word that left his lips were slurred and he was stumbling with every other step he took.

"I mean how can she-" The man stopped mid sentence and looked at Lady with confusion in his eyes. "What did she say again"

Lady sighed as she leaned back in her sofa wondering why she opened the door, oh ya, she didn't, the hunter picked the lock.

"She called you a light weight drinker"

"EXACTLY! I can hold my alcohol as much as the next devil! And then she had the audas- NERVE to challenge me to a contest!"

Lady rubbed her eyes attempting to wipe the tiredness away.

"Yes, I know, you've said the same thing repetitively since you got here at," She looked to her watch, "4:45"

Dante stopped his movements to look at the Lady on the couch and narrowed his eyes.

"Oh ya?" The man then went to Lady and sat with her on the couch leaning in close to her face without breaking eye contact, "Then what happened?"

Lady mentally winced at the smell of alcohol that left his mouth, and after noticing the close distance with her and the man, she blushed.

"Well," she started, leaning back in her couch, watching as Dante leaned back also, shoulders almost touching, "Trish barged into DMC with lots and lots of alcoholic beverages, complained about something completely stupid, called you a lightweight, challenged you to a drinking contest, lost the contest, passed out on you floor, then you decided to come over to my place bag on my door like the FBI, picked the lock when I wouldn't open, barged into my bed room, dragged me out of bed, placed me on my couch and complained about how bitchy Trish is, did I leave any thing out?"

Lady looked to her side when she felt a new weight on her arm, she sighed once again as she noticed it was Dantes head. He apparently fell asleep as she was talking.

Yawning and shaking her head she looked at her watch once again, 7:45, she then grabbed a throw blanket front the arm of the couch and placed it gently on the devil and herself, smiling as he cuddled into her and the blanket.

She closed her eyes with a smile still on her face, she guessed she could interrupt her schedule, but only for him.

XOXO

DONE! So I have this idea that was basically destroying my mind but when I started typing it I came up with this, the other idea had this idea had this beginning but took place in high school… such a difference don't you agree?

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Oh, And thanks for the reviews for me story, every time I see them I can't help but smile J