Title: Anthem
Characters: America & England
Genre: Humor
Rating: K
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"England! Dude! Guess what! I got my very own anthem and it's all official now and stuff! It's called the Star-Spangled Banner! Listen to the heroness!" America yelled as he burst into England's house.
"Not now America." England said simply because he was still bitter about the revolution. He had been peacefully sitting in his living room with his embroidery until he was rudely interrupted.
But America didn't hear him as he produced a boom box out of nowhere. The words "Oh say can you see" barely sounded as England abruptly stood up with a red face.
"America! What is the meaning of this?! I will not stand to be mocked by my former colony, thank you very much!" England yelled indignantly.
America looked up with a confused expression, which quickly morphed into a smirk. "You're just jealous because my anthem is so much awesomer than yours!"
"There is nothing wrong with God Save the Queen! My 'problem' is that you stole the tune of your precious anthem from an English drinking song, you git!"
America stood in shock before he ran out the door of England's house.
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"Yo! Mr. President-Dude! We need to change our anthem!" America yelled as he ran across the front lawn of the White House.
A/N: I'm not totally sure if the English drinking song is true but a lot of anthems came from celebration and drinking songs. According to my choir teacher. And yes, I know there were no boom boxes in whatever year the anthem was made. Just go with it.
B/N: There was also no Google Maps but does America care? XD