Chapter one--The History Report

A ginger-haired girl slowly opened her violet eyes. One might think they were cool and soft; however, they were blazing with the fire of her soul. She was definetly punk. Sitting up, she tossed the covers of her bed off her curled body and walked slowly to her dresser. Opening the top drawer, she lifted a jar of hair gel and smeared it into the long locks hanging down her shoulders, then tied them back with a ponytail. She quickly changed into jeans and a white shirt with a picture of a shattered heart on it and leisurely made her way downstairs. She pulled a jar of peanut butter out of a cabinet and spread it over toast, then sat down to eat. She had just taken a few bites when the door was brutally pounded.

The girl got up and answered the door. A young girl stood there with her hands behind her back. She was wearing a green dress and looked innocent and frail.

"Hey Juri," the ginger-haired girl said politely.

"Ruki Dude!" Juri yelled. "Band practice!" She pulled her hands out from behind her back producing a bright blue electic guitar.

"Party's on!" Ruki shouted, and ran into her house for a minute, then came back with a violet electric guitar. The two girls then tore toward the garage, and Ruki pulled open the door. They quickly plugged their guitars into a huge amplifier and Juri reached for a geeky-looking tape recorder from the seventies. She turned it on and faced it toward them; then the little girls started ripping the chords and recording themselves with the camera.

"I'm Ruki!" Ruki screamed, dancing like a go-go girl in front of the camera and madly attempting to play the guitar in front of her.

"And I'm Juri!" the other girl roared, dramatically bobbing her head at the insane music flowing out of the abused instrument in her rough hands.

"AND WERE THE WYLD STALLYNS!!!!" They screeched together.

Suddenly, the horrible music started shattering the little windows lining the garage walls, and the amplifier went up in flames. Ruki and Juri ran out of the garage choking and coughing.

"Boguss!" Ruki gasped, flinging herself in the front yard, still wet from the morning sprinkler system. "So much for Friday band practice, dude."

"That was must untriumphant," Juri agreed in her rough drawl.

"Come on, dude," Ruki exclaimed suddenly. "We're totally gunna miss school!"

"Totally!" Juri repeated and ran home. Ruki ran inside and changed into her school outfit (why did she dress in her casual clothes in the first place?) and waited for the school bus. Only she was an hour and a half late, so the school bus obviously didn't come, so at noon she decided that the school bus wheel must have deflated or something so she took the two-block walk to school (why did she even wait for the school bus then??) when she got there, History was just starting, so she sat down and stared unintelligently at her teacher.

"Makino?" The teacher snapped. "You're late."

"I waited for the school bus at ten-thirty but it didn't come," Ruki informed her.

All the kids in the class giggled. The teacher ignored them and went on with her lesson. Except you must remember Ruki's brain only has the capacity of one gigobyte, and the history lesson was five gigobytes, and Ruki had already used up her gigobyte on band practice with Juri that morning, so she didn't learn anything in the history lesson.

"Makino?" The teacher said sharply as the bell rang. "Who was Joan of Arc?"

"Noahs wife?" Ruki said randomly. Again all the class giggled at her stupidity. Everyone was streaming out of the classroom and Ruki was about to get up when one evil student grabbed the back of her chair and pulled it back, so she fell backward and the load of unicorn doodles in her hand spilled out all over the place. She got up (somehow) and started picking them up, and it took her a long time so before you know it she was the last one out. Juri meanwhile had been chewing gum in class and was trying to scrape it up off her desk before the teacher saw, so they were, naturally the last ones out.

As the were about to leave the teacher said, "Girls?" they turned around and went to the desk. "You know you have gotten an F in every test in history all your seventh grade and if you don't get an A+ in this one you'll get kicked out," she said. "So I'd study hard."

"I know!" Juri said. "Socrates was a smart historical dude who lived in Grease."

"It's pronounced Soc-ra-tees, not Soh crates," the teacher corrected. "Now go."

So Ruki and Juri were all depressed and went home to Ruki's house to study.

Juri started jumping on Ruki's bed. "Okay, what was the name of the Italian explorer who discovered China and met Genghis Khan?"

"Uhhhhh…." Ruki was half laying down and had her hands behind her back holding her up. "Christopher Colombus?"

"Ruki, it was Marco Polo."

"Oohh…"

"What was the name of the ruler of England when the Declaration of Independence was signed?"

"King Arthur!"

"No, it was George III."

"Hey!" Ruki said. "Let's go to an ice cream parlor and work so we'll concentrate better."

"Okay," Juri nodded.

By now it was getting dark so they walked to the nearest department store and bought jigyundo waffle cones and ate them in the parking lot. They were dripping everywhere and ruining their clothes.

A woman passed by them.

"Hey!" Juri yelled. "Do you remebered the name of the first Pharaoh of Egypt?"

The woman quickened her step to avoid them. Juri sighed.

"Dude, this is not cool," she told Ruki. "If I get kicked out I'll have to move to a milatary school in Alaska."

"That would not rule," Ruki said sadly. "The Stallyns would not live!"

Suddenly a bolt of lightning lit the sky. It flashed down a few feet away from them. In it wake was a telephone booth. The door opened and a teenage boy came out and with him were two girls. Ruki and Juri blinked.

It was themselves.

"Whhoooaaa…." Ruki said staring. "This is most righteous!"

The other Ruki and Juri walked over to them. "Hey!" They said. "Sup Ruki and Juri!"

Ruki and Juri blinked.

"You're gonna travel into the past with Touma," The other Ruki told them. "And meet the dudes from previous Digimon seasons!"

The two girls were speechless.

"Hey Juri," said Juri, "If you're really us, what number am I thinking of?"

"472!" said the other Juri. Juri gave the other Juri a high five.

"Dude!" Juri said, her eyes still wide.

"We gotta go now to the next day," the other Ruki said. "Catcha later Ruki and Juri!"

Slowly, dubiously, the two girls waved at the other version of themselves. The other girls walked into the telephone booth and bolted into the sky. There was another telephone booth and Touma was standing next to it. "Maybe we should go in that," Ruki whispered to Juri. "We said it was okay so it must be cos I never lie to myself."

Like it so far? XD I'll put on Chp 2 soon...PLEASE REVIEW!!