centeriHehehe, here's my second Final Fantasy parody. My Rinoa-hating friends helped a lot in the making of this piece. Thanks guys! ^____^/i
If you want to see more collaborations authored by Demented Incorporated, read bThe Yaoi Files/b, a Slam Dunk poetry archive. If you'd like to see another parody made by me, browse through bMelodies of Life: The Power Outage/b./center
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bDisclaimer:/b I don't own FF8, though I wish I did. That way, I'd get to delete Rinoa from the game. (I hate the girl as much as my friends do. She's taken away Squally-poo! )
centeriThe Hot Dog Thief is in Zell's point of view. Rinoa takes on the role of the alleged food snatcher./i
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pbEyes On Me: The Hot Dog Thief/b/p
p/p
I wake up late again,br
In my bed, on my own…br
My alarm clock burps again,br
Wishing it would be heardbr
I threw it through the window,br
Was it real, or just my fantasy?br
My stomach rumbles for some hot dogsbr
From Balamb's tiny canteenbr
p/p
The last Hot Dog is gone,br
It's all thanks to you…br
Am I starving to death?br
Maybe yes, maybe no…br
I want to kill you for that,br
'cause you ate my fucking lunch…br
Did you ever know that I had it poisoned?br
p/p
Darling, so there you are,br
Asphyxiating yourself on the floorbr
As if you're never hurt,br
As if you're still alivebr
Shall I be the one for youbr
Who cremates you softly but sure?br
If frown is shown then,br
I will know that you stole my hot dogs…br
p/p
So let me come to you,br
Close as I want to be,br
Close enough for mebr
To feel your heart beating fastbr
And stay there as I holler,br
"How I loathe your stupid appetite!"br
Did you ever knowbr
That I had booyah-ed you?br
p/p
Darling, so give to mebr
Your guts if you have enough,br
Your bra straps aren't holding back,br
Or silicones if that's what they are…br
How can I let you knowbr
I'm more than the face and the fists?br
Just reach me out then,br
You will know that you've met your nightmarebr
p/p
[this part censored due to extreme acts of carnage]
p/p
Darling, so there you are,br
Slumped on the ground while drenched in your bloodbr
As if you're never hurt,br
As if you've never died…br
Shall I be the one for youbr
Who kicks you to the incinerator?br
If frown is shown then,br
I'll freak out and stab you to your death…br
p/p
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Poor Zell. At least he got to kick angel butt. (Oh yeah, to all you Rinoa fans, we meant no offense. This is FICTION, remember? After all, we did warn you. Chill.)
Freaky? Angsty? We're dying to find out!/center
If you want to see more collaborations authored by Demented Incorporated, read bThe Yaoi Files/b, a Slam Dunk poetry archive. If you'd like to see another parody made by me, browse through bMelodies of Life: The Power Outage/b./center
centerp---/p/center
bDisclaimer:/b I don't own FF8, though I wish I did. That way, I'd get to delete Rinoa from the game. (I hate the girl as much as my friends do. She's taken away Squally-poo! )
centeriThe Hot Dog Thief is in Zell's point of view. Rinoa takes on the role of the alleged food snatcher./i
p---/p
pbEyes On Me: The Hot Dog Thief/b/p
p/p
I wake up late again,br
In my bed, on my own…br
My alarm clock burps again,br
Wishing it would be heardbr
I threw it through the window,br
Was it real, or just my fantasy?br
My stomach rumbles for some hot dogsbr
From Balamb's tiny canteenbr
p/p
The last Hot Dog is gone,br
It's all thanks to you…br
Am I starving to death?br
Maybe yes, maybe no…br
I want to kill you for that,br
'cause you ate my fucking lunch…br
Did you ever know that I had it poisoned?br
p/p
Darling, so there you are,br
Asphyxiating yourself on the floorbr
As if you're never hurt,br
As if you're still alivebr
Shall I be the one for youbr
Who cremates you softly but sure?br
If frown is shown then,br
I will know that you stole my hot dogs…br
p/p
So let me come to you,br
Close as I want to be,br
Close enough for mebr
To feel your heart beating fastbr
And stay there as I holler,br
"How I loathe your stupid appetite!"br
Did you ever knowbr
That I had booyah-ed you?br
p/p
Darling, so give to mebr
Your guts if you have enough,br
Your bra straps aren't holding back,br
Or silicones if that's what they are…br
How can I let you knowbr
I'm more than the face and the fists?br
Just reach me out then,br
You will know that you've met your nightmarebr
p/p
[this part censored due to extreme acts of carnage]
p/p
Darling, so there you are,br
Slumped on the ground while drenched in your bloodbr
As if you're never hurt,br
As if you've never died…br
Shall I be the one for youbr
Who kicks you to the incinerator?br
If frown is shown then,br
I'll freak out and stab you to your death…br
p/p
p---/p
Poor Zell. At least he got to kick angel butt. (Oh yeah, to all you Rinoa fans, we meant no offense. This is FICTION, remember? After all, we did warn you. Chill.)
Freaky? Angsty? We're dying to find out!/center