This will start as a letter from the Principal of Forks High School and will turn into a short story regarding Emmett the stupid things he has done at school.

Disclaimer: No I don't own any of the characters or anything related to Twilight. The amazing Stephanie Myers does!!

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Rosalie's POV

November 6, 2007

Mr. Emmett Cullen

4569 Rainy Drive

Forks, WA 77777

Dear Mr. Cullen:

I am sorry to report that you are being expelled form school. You have done countless acts, which you find funny, but in reality are very distracting to the student population of the school.

You are to come into the office building after school on Monday November 13th and pick up all your books and personal things. You have no need to go any where in the school but office. Your parental units are required to come in with you and sign a few documents. Please leave immediately after you and your parental units pick up your things.

To summarize you are being expelled from Forks High School, and are required to bring your parents after school on Monday November 13th to pick up your personal things and to sign some documents.

My Apologies,

Mr. Hendrecks

Principal of Forks High School

"Emmett McCarty Cullen!!! Get over here right now!" Esme screamed for Emmett to come to her.

"What's up homie?" My stupid husband said when he reached where Carlisle and Esme were standing. He had a pimp hat on, and was attempting to look like a 'Gangsta' as he called it.

"Young man what do you have to say about this" Esme spoke holding up a letter from the principal at Forks High School. I could tell Esme was trying to stall calm but it was very difficult for her. This was the fifth school Emmett had been expelled from, and Esme and Carlisle were hopping that with just two weeks left before graduation, he would not be expelled.

"What?!" Emmett exclaimed as he read the letter form old man Hendrecks "I didn't even do any thing this time!! Mom, Dad, I swear it wasn't me!!"

"Young man, that's exactly what you said last time, now go to your room while Carlisle and I talk about your punishment. You don't even get to graduate. Maybe we can pay the school off….." Esme trailed off. I could hear Edward and Alice laughing from up in Alice's room.

I bet they are in on it... hmmm……Edward? I called in my head. In a flash he was down stairs.

"You called?" He said.

Do you have anything to do with my husband being expelled?? I asked silently.

"Umm….well…." He stammered

"No he didn't have anything to do with it. I saw Mr. Hendrecks writing the letter. Come on Edward we got to go….." Alice said as she raced around the corner with Edward and out the door.

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