All Invader Zim Characters do not belong to me in any way, their Johnen Vasquez's. This is my first fanfic but my friends said it was really good and my sister told me to put it up here, so here it is. The story is complete but I just have to upload the chapters. Enjoy :-)

Thunderstorm

Phewzzzap! The sound of an electronic laser ripped through the thick night air. One figure could be seen running through an alley, trying to escape the burning beams of light.

"I'll teach you to mess with this Irken Invader you human filth," a second figure screamed as he ran after the first, firing round after round from his ray. The first figure quickly ducked barely missing a flash of heat. His black trench coat billowed behind him as his black boots pounded the ground.

"Come on think Dib think," he whispered to himself as his pursuer gained some yards on him. Then the pale boy was struck with an idea as he heard a faint yet familiar rumble from above.

"You can't run forever Earth monkey," the laser-wielding, green figure shouted.

"Your...um right Zim, I see that I can't go any further," Dib said as he stopped and turned to face his alien foe. The green one, better known as Zim, stopped and aimed his gun straight at Dib.

"It's good to see you finally came to your senses, *human*," Zim spat saying the word human with complete contempt. But before he could pull the trigger a larger, more deadly bolt of electricity lit up the sky, followed by rolling thunder. Zim, being unfamiliar with this planet's weather, nearly jumped out of his skin. Dib smiled

"Jokes on you Zim," Dib laughed as another bolt of lightning flashed followed by a soft drizzle. Zim immediately felt pain as the water droplets came in contact with him.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh," the little alien cried in pain as he dropped the gun. Dib laughed until his lungs hurt at the whole scene, up until he noticed how violent the storm was becoming. The lighting intensified to the point of blinding and the thunder was deafening. The rain fell harder and with more density not to mention it now held a frigid temperature. Dib glanced around and noticed he had no idea where he was, and even if he did he couldn't see anyway. Zim took advantage of Dib's distraction, and even in his pained moment grabbed his fallen ray gun. He was tired of this pest always ruining his plans for world conquest, and now there he was; easy pickings. However, he noticed that the Earth weather was becoming turbulent. He didn't understand why this planet's weather was ever changing, while so many others including his own always had one comfortable climate. He looked up at the sky for a second and then turned his attention back on Dib. One problem, the human was gone. Zim looked around and cursed himself for looking away.

"Zim, We have to get to a safe place, Now!," Dib instructed from behind Zim, nearly giving the alien a heart attack.

"Dah, Don't do that, and why should I listen to you," Zim said as he picked up a cardboard lid for cover from the pelting rain. Dib ignored him and looked around trying to find something he could recognize.

"Ouch," Zim said as something hard hit his leg. It was a golfball sized chunk of ice. "Oh no, come on," Dib shouted as he grabbed Zim's arm and began yanking him along. Zim was about to protest; this was his worst rival telling him what to do, however, he'd never been in a storm of this magnitude and, quite frankly, didn't know what to do. Plus, he could sense the fear in his nemesis' voice, so he decided to let the human child led him. Dib, on the other hand, was only thinking shelter and glanced around trying to find a safe place. His eyes darted around the dark-clouded alley until they rested upon a door. For a moment he asked himself why he was helping Zim, the alien, but then again if he let his proof get swept away by the storm how else would he prove their existence. He reached for the door handle just as another strike of lightning lit up the sky. Dib's heart skipped a beat as he saw the spiral column of wind connecting the heavens to the earth, illuminated by the eerie electric glow.

"What's wrong," Zim asked obviously not seeing the danger. Dib turned his panic-stricken face to Zim but couldn't really say anything except: "Tornado."

"Tornacho, what is this...tornacho."

"Not a tornacho, a tornado you know, a TWISTER," Dib shouted.

"What, a twisler, I think a worm-baby offered me some before."

"Not a twisler, just...get inside." Dib swung open the doorway and shoved the irken through the opening. Zim quickly pushed Dib away.

"Don't push me around, and tell me what's going on," Zim barked brushing himself off. Dib didn't answer, but with a slam of the door. He again began frantically looking around the building for a safe place.

"Human, tell me What's Going ON!" Zim shouted becoming impatient and unnerved by the sounds of roaring wind and bending metal.

"No time, get in, under here," Dib shouted as he ran under what looked like a large iron sink.

"Why should I trust you," Zim demanded in his high voice.

"Fine, you want to die, be my guest. If you want to live, get under here," Dib retorted. Zim stood in his cocky stance and didn't budge Then Suddenly a loud bang sent the little alien running for the sink screaming. He dove under nearly tackling Dib. When he sat up he saw his enemy's sly smile.

"I am not scared, I was just um...you know..." Zim said in a wavering tone.

"Sure, whatever," Dib said as he quickly grabbed a large sheet of metal and covered their sanctuary. With that, the boy plotted onto his backside and awaited the storm. He had never been in a tornado before and didn't know what to expect other than the worst.

"What's happening, what is that awful noise," Zim hollered as the sound of crunching, bending, crashing, and thunder filled his antennas. Dib too covered his ears not only due to the racket but, the pressure on his eardrums was so great that they began to pop. This was it he thought to himself. He was going to be sucked up in a tornado and then who knows what. Then they both heard the door rip open then slam shut only to open again. They could also hear the moaning of the building and the loud cracking of wood. Before they knew it the windows shattered as debris came flying in. The sheet of metal that had been put up as protection began to bend in and out until it flexed so much it bounced out and flew off.

"Nooooooooooo," Dib cried as now they were exposed. Zim's crimson eyes widened as he saw the destruction of the massive whirling wind. He was so memorized he almost didn't notice that he was being dragged out by the suction.

"Ahhh, ehh!" Zim shouted quickly grabbing hold of the nearest object, which happened to be Dib's pant leg. "What the . . ." Dib yelled as he felt himself being tugged out of his safe place. He swiftly reacted by grabbing onto a pipe attached to the wall. Both the Earthling and Irken screamed as the twister gutted out the interior of the building. Zim gripped Dib's pants for dear life as the suction grew. Then to both of their dismay, Dib's pants began to rip and slip down.

"My Pants! Let go," Dib shouted feeling violated, but quickly forgot about it as his hands started to slip. Zim hollered something about inferior Earth clothing material as he noticed he was slipping back. Dib made an attempt to pull his pants back up, however, had to give up the effort to grab back on to the pipe. The vortex seemed to be right on top of them as objects of all sorts and sizes leaped up into the sky, bending and breaking as they went. Zim cried out in pain as objects would occasionally hit him. Dib grunted in desperation as his grip grew weaker and weaker.

"I...Can't hold on...," Dib yelled in agony as his arms and fingers strained to withhold his grip.

"Don't let go, Don't Let GO!" the green one shouted even though the pale boy really couldn't hear him. However, he did hear Zim's scream as his clothing ripped all the way down to where only his boots were covered.

"Ahhhhhhh, ehh,ehhh," Zim yelled as now he was dangling up in the air with only a pair of pants around someone's ankles keeping him from certain death, or painful injury. Dib, now in his UFO printed boxer shorts, felt not only scared, despaired, and in agony but was now embarrassed and drafty. He tried in vain to hold on, but the metal sheet from before came by and hit Zim and Dib broadside taking them out.

"Ahhhhhh...Noooooooo...", they both shouted as they were danced around in the tornado holding onto the scrap metal for dear life. Nonetheless, they were silenced when they slammed into a concrete wall knocking them unconscious

Drip. Drip. Drip. Water droplets fell from the sky onto the piles of debris softly as if nothing happened. Thunder rolled in the distance and a howling wind blew on past. Beneath some wood, metal, and brick an object began to move. It was Zim. He slowly sat up and found his mistake as a pounding headache came on. He looked around at the damage of homes and buildings, then to himself. He checked for injury but only had cuts and bruises, which would heal quickly.

"How can something be this destructive? I must figure out a way to use this power," Zim said to himself and to the dark night. The clouds had cleared allowing moonlight to shine through on the small irken. Zim stood up slowly and took a step forward only to be startled that he stepped on something soft. He looked down to see Dib who was still unconscious. He stepped back only to hear a crunch of glass. Zim looked down and saw the now empty frames of Dib's glasses. He wondered for a moment if the human was still alive, and if so, he could fix that. As if on cue Dib's eyes fluttered open. He slid his hands down his face as an agonizing pain wrenched his head, then sat up and looked around. He couldn't see much, only faint outlines and blurs of color.

"So the filthy human is finally awake," Zim said startling Dib into a jump.

"Ow, my leg," Dib shouted as, for the first time, a sharp pain came surging from his leg. Zim was too startled by Dib's sudden outburst. "Where're my glasses," Dib asked trying to ignore the distressing pain.

"Oh, you mean these," Zim said picking up the twisted aluminum frame and handing them to the pale boy.

"Oh great, I'm out in the middle of a disaster area, with a twisted ankle, a headache, not to mention a bent on world conquest alien, and practically blind...," Dib soon realized the error of telling his enemy that he was vulnerable and quickly closed his trap. It was too late however as unaware of the vision impaired human a sinister smile crept up Zim's face. The Ireken Invader began laughing in his insane way, as Dib stared up at him with fear and confusion written all over his face.

"This is where it ends Dib, no more of your pesky pestilence, you and your let's expose the alien, Well," Zim said as he pulled something from his pud,"say bye-good."

"Isn't it good-bye," Dib corrected.

"Oh, yes quite right, okay say good-bye...ofh...ow!"

Dib took the opportunity of Zim's detraction to pick up a rock and threw it at Zim's head, or what he hoped was his head, and as luck would have it, the stone hit its target. Dib jumped up and scuttled away as quick as he could but tripped and fell into a puddle of muddy water. His pants, which were still wrapped at his ankles, caught onto a metal rod. Dib hastily yanked the material back to their respectful place just as Zim walked over.

"Pretty pathetic stinkbeast, but prepare to eat some doom," Zim said as he brought out a screwdriver. Dib squinted to take a better look.

"What the hecks that," Dib asked, almost stated.

"Huh?" Zim looked at the tool then to his pack. He reached into his pod and brought out a cupcake, rubber pig, tin cans, couple screws, a light bulb, and a kitchen sink. "Who replaced all my weapons?" Back at Zim's base, Gir was playing with what looked like a laser gun and grenades. Meanwhile, Zim threw down all the junk he had salvaged from his pack and grabbed one of the steel reinforcement rods that were lying around.

"I guess I'll just beat your big head in," Zim stated as he raised the stolen weapon over his own head. Dib gazed upward with nearly unseeing eyes to see a large chunk of concrete fall from the crumbling building they were by.

"Look out," he shouted pointing up. Zim turned towards the sky to see a large concrete slab heading his way. His eyes widened but he didn't move. "Get out of the way you imbecile," Dib yelled as he sprang up and shoved himself and the stunned alien out of harm's way. With an earth-shattering thud, a plum of cement rock and dust filled the sky with glass raining down from the broken windows from above. Zim stared at the dust cloud than to the human, who was rubbing his sore ankle now. The irken growled to himself because he knew that the *human filth* had just saved his life. He looked down at the metal rod in his hand and with great disgust and contempt threw it down with a loud clang. Dib jerked his head up as if waiting for a blow, which never came. Zim roughly turned around and began walking. Then as if for the first time he looked around at how much damage was really done. It was so bad he couldn't recognize the area let alone find his way home. Everything appeared the same, just one giant mess of homes, office buildings, trees, and cars. Zim quickly activated a microphone from his pod, the one thing that stayed intact, and tried to contact Gir.

"Gir. Gir, come get me, Gir?!" Zim didn't hear anything but static and allowed the microphone to go back into his pod. He turned around to see the still figure of Dib looking at him questionably. "What are you gawking at," Zim spat as he stormed back to where he began. Dib was about to respond when he was struck by the thought of his family. Were they okay?

"I have to get home," Dib said more to himself than anything. He turned and stumbled around in the rubble almost blindly trying to find a path home. Then, as if realizing it was totally hopeless to find his way around without his glasses, he slumped down to the wet ground and placed his head in his hands. Zim stopped where he was for a while, up until he heard some sirens off in the distance. Remembering that he wasn't in costume he ran down, what use to be an alleyway to hide. Dib, on the other hand, was filled with immediate joy and hoped up, then stumbled over again as his ankle surged with pain.

"I'm over here," Dib cried as he stood again, this time more carefully. He couldn't really see anything but colored blurs but he could make out the flashing lights of a fire truck down the road. "Hey, Hey," Dib shouted at the emergency response vehicle waving his arms at it. Zim, seeing that the human was attracting attention to his hiding place, quickly grabbed Dib and yanked him into the alleyway.

"What are you doing, let me go you alien scumbag," Dib shouted and immediately began to struggle. Zim quickly slapped a hand over the boy's mouth as the truck drove by. As it did so, both Zim and Dib were surprised to see it unmanned. The fire truck was slowly creeping down the street with lights flashing, sirens blaring, doors open and there was not one person onboard. Dib took the opportunity of Zim's shock and wiggled his way out of his grip. He then made a mad dash, which was more of a limp walk, over to the truck. In lack of anything else to do, being he was stuck out here, Zim followed. He and Dib both climbed up into the cab and looked around.

"This is odd, its still in drive, and the keys are here, but what's it doing out here?" Dib asked. Zim, however, was more interested in the way the vehicle was maneuvering around objects and staying in such a straight line. He didn't know much about Earth automobiles, but he knew they weren't advanced enough to drive themselves. Dib reached for the steering wheel only to be startled by a mild shock.

"What in the world," he said to himself now seeing the small electric glow on all the instruments in the truck.

"We have to get out," Zim suddenly said shoving Dib out the way they came.

"What, Why?" Dib asked.

"Do not question me human, just get out," Zim yelled, literally tossing Dib out. Then he followed with a swift jump. As soon as they came out, the truck slammed its doors, engulfing itself in a blue electrified glow sending off great amounts of heat before it finally exploded in a white blinding light.

"Ahhhhhh," Both Zim and Dib screamed as they were blown back and sightless. After the explosion Zim and Dib found themselves tangled up in a pile of broken wood and brick wall, surrounded by a now roaring fire.

"I thought fire trucks, were suppose to put these out, not cause them," Dib said as he felt the intense heat.

"Well why else would it be called a fire truck," Zim asked, obviously not understanding. They both quickly rummaged out of the debris and squeezed through a gap in the flames. Dib, however, stopped when he heard something through the crackling fire.

"Why on Irk are you stopping," Zim yelled as he turned to look at the human. Then without warning, he watched as Dib ran back into the blaze. Zim shrugged and figured the wormbaby had finally snapped. Meanwhile, Dib looked around trying to find the source of the noise. His eyes rested on the remains of what looked like a two-story home. He quickly, as he could, ran over and listened again. Then a soft cry came from under the tangled mess of the home. Dib recognized it as the sound of a baby and without thinking began ripping off debris. As soon as he had done this someone from below shouted.

"Help, it's me and my children. Please hurry, it's getting harder to breathe," a woman's voice said desperately.

"Don't worry, I'll get you out," Dib said in lack of anything else to say. However, he knew by himself in his condition he wouldn't be able to get them out. The fire ring was slowly but surely closing in on him and the house. Sweat began beading up on his brow. "Zim, Zim! I need your HELP!" Dib shouted in a slim chance of hope that Zim would. To Dib's surprise, Zim was still there and stepped back through the gap of flames to see what the human wanted.

"What do you want," Zim moaned with slight annoyance.

"There are people down here, we have to get them out," Dib said not once stopping from his task of removing debris.

"So."

"Please."

Zim seemed to hesitate a little, but eventually walked over to where the boy was frantically digging out broken wood and debris. Zim then began to rip pieces of broken wood, beams, and brick away. At any other moment Dib would have thought it odd if Zim was helping out *the humans* but at this time he was more interested in the task at hand.

"I can see light, We can see light, your almost to us," the woman's voice cried with joy and impatience all at once. The irken paused in reluctance, but soon went back to digging. Dib, on the other hand, was focused on removing the rubble as he still knew the fire would be coming in closer pretty soon.

"We have to get out of here, we should just leave them," Zim said as he too knew the fire was getting to close for comfort.

"We Can't! We Can't!" Dib said huffing and panting as he kept removing objects out of the way. "Here," the woman's voice was heard as she held up her child,"take her." The hole was just big enough for the little one to go through. Dib quickly grabbed the baby and handed it to Zim. The invader took it awkwardly in his hands not knowing exactly what to do with it. Dib dove back down and kept removing junk from the hole. The woman again held up a child, this time a two-year-old. Dib quickly took the child up and again handed it to Zim. Zim almost dropped the two as he tried to juggle them in his arms. The pale boy then looked around frantically.

"What do you need," Zim asked seeing the human's distressed face.

"A rope," Dib shouted not looking up. Zim quickly juggled the infant and toddler in one arm while pulling a rope from his pod. Dib snatched it up and lowered it into the gap. "Grab on!" Dib yelled over the now intense roar of the inferno. When he felt the tug he grabbed on and pulled then stumbled remembering the ankle he sprang.

"Here, take these," Zim said as he gave the little ones to Dib and grabbed the rope. With an amazing show of strength, Zim hoisted the young woman out through the hole and into the open. Then without a word, the small group rushed out of the fire. After it was safe Dib handed the children back to their mother.

"Thank you," she cried tears welling up in her eyes. Dib didn't say anything, he just stared at the mom cradled and comforted her two crying children. A tear slid down his face as he remembered something from his past.

~ ~ "We can't reach them," a fireman yelled as he tried hacking away burning debris with an ax.

"Keep those hoses over here, and bring some more moving equipment, Now," the chief demanded knowing that three lives were on the line. A news reporter was giving a broadcast some little ways off from the burning building as police cars and fire trucks pulled up.

"Breaking News at the top of the hour, downtown one of GateSofts labs have caught on fire, due to an accident. There is said that eight people are still inside including the Membrane family, which...wait...this just in they've gotten three people out of the building, details latter," the reporter reported to his camera crew. Meanwhile, a police officer helped the three newly rescued people to an ambulance, one of which was Professor Membrane. He looked around frantically and saw no signs of the rest of his family.

"There still in there," he cried in horror. "We have to get them out, it has to be at least 600 degrees in there."

"Don't worry, we'll get them out, these are the finest working firefighters in the city," the officer reassured him, as he helped him into the back of an ambulance.

"Mama it's hot," a three-year-old Dib cried as he clung to his mother's shirt. Gaz began to cry as the temperature rose along with the sound of glass shattering and walls exploding from the heat.

"Shhh. It's going to be okay," their mom said in a calm, soothing voice. Both children slowly calmed down trusting their mother fully. They were huddled together in a small room to the back of the lab. Earlier the small group came down to look at the observatory, while their dad and husband went to check on something. Now they were trapped with no way out, or in. Dib started to gasp for air, a sign that it was getting thinner. His mom, in seeing this quickly bent down near to the floor where there was more air. Gaz began to hiccup as so did Dib. Then almost like a lightning bolt, the young woman's face lit up. There was a way out, the air vent. She ran over to the air cooling vent knowing that it leads right outside. It was too small for her but not for her children. She looked down the vent and didn't see anything threatening. She then hugged Dib and Gaz and gave them both a kiss.

"Dib, honey, I want you to follow the tunnel, take Gaz out, Do you understand," she said.

"But mama, me want to sty you," he said hugging her hand. She wanted to cry but held back, and set them in the air vent.

"No, you can't stay with mama you have to leave, okay, don't worry," she said patting his little black toff of hair. Dib obediently took his sister's hand and climbed down the air vent. He looked back to see his mother sobbing and watching them leave. He wanted to turn back so badly and go to his mom, but she said no. Gaz was thinking the same as she kept yanking trying to turn back.

"Keep going. It's going to be okay," was the last thing he could remember his mom say before they were out. Two firemen found them and brought the little ones to safety. ~ ~

"Hello, Hello. Anybody home in that big head of yours." Dib snapped out of his trance to see a black-gloved hand waving in front of him.

"Huh, my heads not big," Dib said almost as a reflex.

"The female stinkbeast took her two wormbabies to a safe place, and I suggest, instead of standing out here, you do the same," Zim said walking away.

"Zim, why did you help me," Dib asked as he followed.

"Don't think too highly of yourself human, I'm only helping you because you saved my life...twice, and by Irken standards, I'm indebted to you, but don't get used to it," Zim stated coldly.

"Oh," was all Dib could say. Then as an afterthought, Dib wondered how the truck was driving by itself again.

"That fire truck was acting pretty weird, do you know what was wrong with it," Dib asked.

"Aren't you just full of questions, look all that I know is that it must have been a bomb of some sort," Zim answered. He stopped and Dib ran into him not seeing Zim's action.

"Oh no!" Zim shouted with dread dripping from each word.

"What, what is it," Dib asked not liking the sound of 'oh no.'

"I have to get back to the base," the alien stated as he activated his spider legs and scurried off in one direction leaving the pale boy alone.

Zim looked around for anything familiar in the wreckage but was having little luck. Eventually, he ran in a complete circle ending up back where he started from. He saw Dib slowly moving in a northward direction, cursing as he kept either stubbing his toe or tripping over garbage cans. Zim laughed to himself as he watched the pitiful site of Dib moving painfully slow through the mess. "Man this always happens to me, well not really considering I've never been in a tornado before, but something bad always happens to me," Dib complained to the cold night air. Zim for a second felt sorry for the poor Earth creature but mentally slapped himself for even feeling the emotion of pity. He did, however, feel that he might need the human to help him find his home base.

"Dib-human, if I help you around, you know, led you around waste disposal units instead of into them, will you help me find the way to my home," Zim proposed walking up behind Dib. For a moment Dib rolled the thought around, trying to figure out whether the alien was lying, crazy, or being for real. He decided to take a chance.

"Okay Zim, just tell me what you see while we head north and I'll see if I can't remember where it is and how to lead us back home," Dib agreed, offering his hand.

"Deal," Zim said as he grabbed Dib's outstretched hand and shook, remembering that it was an Earth custom of agreement. As they tracked northward, and Zim pointed out urban landmarks such as; gutted out restaurants, snapped power line poles, and dented city mailboxes, Dib made a mental map and slowly began to led them to familiar territory. Then Zim jumped up and down as he recognized the street. In fact, most of this street was untouched by the storm.

"Yes, I know how to get there," Zim said as he took off running.

"Huh, wait how am I suppose to get home," Dib shouted as he watched the green blur fly from him. Zim didn't hear him as he was to excited about getting to his base. Then suddenly a live wire fell from its perch up in a tree and was heading straight for Dib.

"Dib DUCK!" a voice shouted from a short distance away. Without question, the boy reacted by diving for the ground. The power line swung down, slicing through the frigid air with its superheated surface. It crackled with electricity as it went over Dib, narrowly missing him, and swung back to rest in the branches of the same tree.

"Are you okay," the same voice said as a figure from the shadows emerged. Dib sat up and looked at the person who now had run up beside him.

"Gaz?!" Dib asked in shock and joy. He quickly stood up and hugged his sister. "Am I glad to see you."

"You won't be in a minute," she said in a sad, remorseful way rather than her usual threatening, wrathful one. Dib looked down at her to see she was very distraught and pained.

"What happened, what's wrong? Is it dad?" Dib said praying that it wasn't. Gaz nodded solemnly. Zim who had heard all the shouting looked back to see what was going on. What he saw nearly choked him. His eyes widened and his run slowly came to a stop at the sight he saw in the sky. A fleet of what he knew now as tornados were dancing in the sky. Although these whirlwinds seemed a bit different, in the fact that they were making more of a clapping noise instead of the earsplitting howl. Needless to say, whatever they were it looked extremely dangerous and Zim did what any other being would have done, scream and run. Gaz and Dib also looked up to see the army of tornados filling the atmosphere.

"This just keeps getting better and better," Dib groaned.

"Oh, and look, things are going to improve," Gaz said sarcastically as she saw Zim heading straight for them flailing his arms in the air and screaming loudly. He crashed right into them sending all three to the ground with a harmonious thud.

"Why don't you watch where I'm going," Zim yelled standing quickly.

"You retard, you ran into us," Gaz spat.

"Come on," Dib said as he got up and ran as fast as he could, with a sprang ankle, down the street. Zim and Gaz both shrugged and followed.

"Where are we going?" Gaz asked.

"To Zim's house, we have to get to shelter," Dib answered.

"Yes we should seek...wait a minute my house, I'm not letting you in my base," Zim argued.

"You won't, but he will," Gaz said pointing to Gir who was leading people into the house.

"Come on peoples, you'll be safe in here, and we can have cupcakes and um...wait...just cupcakes," Gir shouted as people hurried into the only house that seemed to be undamaged.

"GIR, WHAT are you DoInG!" Zim yelled as he came running up to the weird greenhouse.

"Well see, I was guarding the house like you told me to, and watching TV when the lights went out. I was scared, so I went to find you but I couldn't, so I found some friends who were as scared as me, so we're all havin' an um... I'm scared, your scared party," Gir explained joyfully. Unknown to Gir, Zim's temper was to its boiling point as he watched a line of people file into his home base.

"Did you know your eye twitches when your angry," Dib said to Zim who was now clenching his fist.

"Oh here master," Gir said as he held up Zim's wig and contacts. Zim quickly took them and put them on. He was so upset he forgot he wasn't in disguise and there were all these people around.

"Gir! Get these *Humans* Out NOW!" Zim screamed.

"But master, they don't have anywhere to...," the little sir unit was cut off by the loud crack of lighting. Dib and Gaz wasted no time and dashed into the home along with everyone else. Zim decided he could wait to get rid of the stinkbeasts and also ran inside. Gir stood around until he noticed he was the only one left out. He turned around and walked inside shutting the door behind him.

*~More coming soon!