Introducing - The Hogwarts musical, entitled, HARRY POTTER'S PINK PANTS.
Draco; Harry doesn't wear Nike,
He wears his cousin's Kickers!
He had no choice, it was his fate
To purchase frilly KNICKERS!
Hufflepuffs; They're pink, they're pink, a very nice shade of pink!
Ravenclaws; They stink, they stink, oh Jesus Christ they stink!
Dumbledore; When threatened with the prospect
Of second hand underwear,
Young Harry bought the only knickers he could find
Because he didn't like to share!
Hufflepuffs; To share, share, he didn't like to share
Ravenclaws; Who cares? Who cares? Nobody cares.
Snape; The thought of bouncing Harry Potter on my knee repulsed me
So did the fact underneath his slacks he was in fact a she.
The truth is, silly Potter boy, your father is the key
To why I detest your very soul is that he fancied meeeeeeeeeeee!
Draco; Bloody hell
Snape; Exactly. It is with this that I proclaim something I will not regret to say,
It is in the Potter Family, it's genetic that you swing both ways.
Your father did as well as your father before him, that's how he got his cash
And you wonder where the writers on ff.net get inspiration for their slash?
Hufflepuffs; The slash! The slash! Inspiration for the slash!
Ravenclaws; The cash! The cash! The Potter Family cash!
Ron; Shut up!
Neville; Leave him alone, us Griffindors don't care
Which way he swings or what he wears
Or how he lives at home
Hermione; And it passes by us the fact that he looks like a gnome.
Hufflepuffs; A gnome, a gnome, Potter is a gnome
Ravenclaws; At home, at home, or how he lives at home!
Snape; Right now I think I hate you, I despise you, I detest you,
Dumbledore; We're going to think up an evil plan to see if it will test you,
Snape; Your smartarse friends will be killed off in spectacularly gruesome ways
Dumbledore; How would you feel if we devised another triwizard tournament maze?
All; Harry Potter
Wears pink knickers and
He swings both ways
It's a laugh, it's a joke, he's ridden with louses...
Snape; I've had enough of this malarkey. Ten points..off..all.the..housseesssss!!!
~fin~
Draco; Harry doesn't wear Nike,
He wears his cousin's Kickers!
He had no choice, it was his fate
To purchase frilly KNICKERS!
Hufflepuffs; They're pink, they're pink, a very nice shade of pink!
Ravenclaws; They stink, they stink, oh Jesus Christ they stink!
Dumbledore; When threatened with the prospect
Of second hand underwear,
Young Harry bought the only knickers he could find
Because he didn't like to share!
Hufflepuffs; To share, share, he didn't like to share
Ravenclaws; Who cares? Who cares? Nobody cares.
Snape; The thought of bouncing Harry Potter on my knee repulsed me
So did the fact underneath his slacks he was in fact a she.
The truth is, silly Potter boy, your father is the key
To why I detest your very soul is that he fancied meeeeeeeeeeee!
Draco; Bloody hell
Snape; Exactly. It is with this that I proclaim something I will not regret to say,
It is in the Potter Family, it's genetic that you swing both ways.
Your father did as well as your father before him, that's how he got his cash
And you wonder where the writers on ff.net get inspiration for their slash?
Hufflepuffs; The slash! The slash! Inspiration for the slash!
Ravenclaws; The cash! The cash! The Potter Family cash!
Ron; Shut up!
Neville; Leave him alone, us Griffindors don't care
Which way he swings or what he wears
Or how he lives at home
Hermione; And it passes by us the fact that he looks like a gnome.
Hufflepuffs; A gnome, a gnome, Potter is a gnome
Ravenclaws; At home, at home, or how he lives at home!
Snape; Right now I think I hate you, I despise you, I detest you,
Dumbledore; We're going to think up an evil plan to see if it will test you,
Snape; Your smartarse friends will be killed off in spectacularly gruesome ways
Dumbledore; How would you feel if we devised another triwizard tournament maze?
All; Harry Potter
Wears pink knickers and
He swings both ways
It's a laugh, it's a joke, he's ridden with louses...
Snape; I've had enough of this malarkey. Ten points..off..all.the..housseesssss!!!
~fin~