It is a mysterious force within the world today. Some people have the fortune of witnessing it, while a certain few may do everything to stay away. Love is a double edged sword; the push and pull of devotion and heartbreak keeps the world in balance. Forever in awe of the mysterious force that binds two wayward souls together for life. It exists weather we believe in it or not.
For Odiorne, love had always seemed to be a force too powerful. Like leaves in a heavy wind, Odiorne felt as if love had passed him by. Once in the splendor of loves warm embrace; Odiorne was torn away from it as quickly as it had begun. Like a infant deprived of motherly affection; Odiorne felt neglected and the most battle-hardened souls need love at the very end of it all. Perhaps if it wasn't for past heartbreak, Odiorne would still be optimistic and full of jubilant life.
Though, Tyla was not a man to be forgotten; not to Odiorne.
Tyla. He was the man that turned him into the lust-powered, thrusting, beast he was today. For it was none other than Tyla who pulled the once innocent boy from his secluded sanctuary of sweet, child-like, cotton candy dreams of love and happiness. Indeed; Odiorne was unexpectedly dragged through the thorns of vivid adulthood and never-ending passion; eventually becomming a raging bull of provocative sexuality. Yet, after all these years of emotional penetration, Odiorne secretly developed an unstoppable force: becomming a ruthless monster of self deprivation and shame.
That is, until Odiorne met a classy broad named Izaya Orihara.
This is the heartwarming story of how a broken young man learned to love again; healing many others in the process. A story beginning in youth; finding its way to knowing adulthood. For this is not only a journey for Odiorne. This is a journey for the comrades of Odiorne as well. For, within this coming of age is a journey for Light Yagami, Vegeta's son Trunks, attractive young men, The Pichu Bros, and a rambunctious pair by the names of Jake and Scott.
But alas, let us show you where it all began. At the heart of Odiorne's youthful splendor.
It all began on a cold Japanese morning. Because they're in Japan. This specific morning found our young protagonist walking with friends to Ouran High school; the school they all attended. A school for the rich and highly privileged; Odiorne and all his friends came from comfortable, yet highly sheltered, backgrounds. The only exception was Odiorne's best friends Light Yagami and Yuu Narukami; two very attractive brothers who attended Ouran on the highly competitive scholarships.
Seriously though, look up Yuu Narukami on google images. Im serious. Go. Now. He's really freaking hot, and he has this really gorgeous dry, deadpan, sense of humor. There's an episode in his anime where he goes camping with this guy who might be gay, and he asks if he'll be stealing away his innocence that night in this really bland monotone voice and it looks ridiculous because he looks like this hot man whore tool and he hits on every living this around him. In episode 17 or 18, a little girl even says he looks like a man whore. Danch will love him very much. Look it up. Yes. He will never let go Danch. Never. Draw him like one of your French girls, Danch! I would draw dat fine ass. He loves you. Touch him.
I'm going to distort his pimp swag personality dramatically in this fanfiction. To the point of sheer personality mutilation. Yay? Sorry Yuu.
Not sorry about Light though. He's a dick. Your lovely narrator could go on all day about gorgeous men... Oh god, could she ever... but her dear waifu Soichirou will likely retaliate with his lust for Saeko Nonogomi, 5 of the Sailor Senshi, Half of the girls in AKB48, the Red haired girl from Iwatobi Swim Club, and Bulma and that blond android from DBZ... Yeah you see what I'm writing, don't you Soichirou? That's right, I see you looking over my shoulder, boy.
Okay, what was I writing again?
Odiorne had known Light and Yuu since his early childhood. Their parents where important business associates, and the three boys had been inseparable ever since the day they met. Though, there where others that joined the boys along the way.
Among his friends was Rin Matsuoka. You should also look up Rin Matsuoka. He's also very hot. There was also Son Goku, Loki Laufeyson and Sailor Jupiter; the one girl of the bunch. The crew was together through thick and thin. They where like brothers and meant the world to each other. Little did they know, they would be going through the biggest challenge of their lives; the incredible mystery of love and coming of age.
The group was a thing of beauty. Their charismatic charm and good looks caught the attention of every student as they walked into the school. They slowed their pace as they approached a group of classmates. For this group in particular had the secret affections and passionate wet dreams of our hero.
The classmates in question where a rowdy bunch; known as the rebellious bad-boys of Ouran Academy. Their leader was Tyla. A man of trashy wifebeater tanktops and big ass ghetto lips; the one our hero Odiorne had fallen head over heels for day one at Ouran. Tyla had a reputation for being an untamable heartbreaker among the ladies and always made one thing clear: he liked his bitches tight like an extra small thong on an extra large ass. Odiorne knew such a tight sensation as he cherished the black lace thongs he purchased exclusively for his huge ass rap video booty. Was Odi wearing space pants? Cuz that big ass is out of this world. Odiorne knew he was a boy; but couldn't help but dream of being Tyla's hot lover nonetheless.
The other members of the group where also very bad boys. First, there was Kaneda Shoraro; a man known for going for older women. Especially nurses.
Then there was Jake "Cockstar" Puddington, who's coy smirk stole the hearts of many. His love for tapioca pudding was a thing of beauty. Nobody spoke of his intense desire for pudding, for it was just too sacred. Why was he called Cockstar, you ask? Only Scott Toolton knows the true meaning behind the Cockstar legend.
The Wild Stallions of the group where Kyle Franco and Scott Toolton. Roudiest of the bunch; the two loved to parade through the shady areas of town looking for trouble waiting to happen. Kyle and Sailor Jupiter where actually a hot item at the time. The boys warned her of his flirtatious ways, but she just couldn't stay away. Many women couldn't stay away from Kyle. The man was bottled lightning in the form of pure sexual energy. It took a certain kind of man to get the kind of women Kyle could get. Long story short; Kyle was a legend. Odiorne was secretly happy for the steaming hot relationship between his dear friend and that unstoppable love machine; that way he had an excuse to talk to Tyla. 'tee hee' thought Odiorne.
The last member of the group was that f***ing asshole Anthony Padildo who just got engaged to that little trashy blonde toolwhore and went to f***ing Tokyo with her and it keeps popping up on my recommended videos... Why. Why do you think I want to watch those two dickholes YouTube? No. Just, no. NOO. It's not okay for you to rub your dirty slut all over Japan. That's MY turf Anthony! MY freaking turf. Keep your big nose and tool hair off my turf you little bitch! But, alas... Anthony was the last member of the group. Goku was hot for him like nothing else. Too bad for Chi-Chi. How are you liking these Dragonball Z references, Soichirou?
In a school of rich, sheltered, man children. The bad boys of Ouran Academy made everyone weak in the knees. They where every little hungry schoolgirls pride and joy. Like drifters, they where born to walk alone. They understand about indecision, but they don't care if they get behind (get behind dat ass, that is)They where people living in competition. Yes, I'm quoting songs.
Yes, everyone wanted them. That is; all except the student counsel, because dat student counsel is the shizz.
The Ouran student counsel, AKA the Lust Brigade, consisted of three girls and two boys. Their leader was the incomparable Riako-Chan. She was loved by all the decent Hot ass Japanese gentlemen. Too bad for them, that she already loved another member of the student counsel. His name was Ryo Saeba; a beefy, sexy, freaking amazing private eye from Shinjuku Tokyo (?). He's beautiful. I love him. He's in our fanfiction profile avatar. His face in that pic is him reacting to this fanfiction. Pretend the girl in the picture is the ilustrious Riako-Chan... Your narrator approves of such a perfect adult human male. City Hunter is a gorgeous anime. Riako-Chan had an annoying ass brother named Yosuke Hanamura. He has really cool headphones and kunai, however, is an annoying little homophobe during camping trips with hot anime men. Just shut up and accept the hot ass man in your tent, Yosuke. You know you want that hot man ass, everyone does, just shut up and make love to it. Anyone would in your position you ungrateful little brat! Let that hot ass ravish you Yosuke! You know he's smoking hot. I'm only adding you in this because I like your headphones. Riako-Chan wants those headphones to listen to, like, Akina Nakamori and Michael Jackson and Boston and... And Ayumi Hamazaki... And whatever else is in my iPod... Yeah... That good stuff... Quiet. Stop laughing Soichirou. My story is amazing. I dont care how many times I said hot ass; I need to emphasise it!
The second and third girls in the lust brigade where Danchiko and Jerika Balboa; daughters of famous boxer Rocky Balboa. They also had a little brother named Soul Eater. He turns into a scythe. Danchiko was in a steady relationship with a strapping young lad named Alfred Jones. Danchiko loves her sum Alfred Jones. Jerica was with a man by the name of Haruka Nanase.
Danchiko and Riako-chan love to take camping trips with hot man lust. Danchiko loves to point out hot Japanese man ass for Alco Magic Groping while the lovely Riako-Chan loves to point out tool ass for Danchiko to savor thoroughly. Jerika notes the flavor of the mysterious Odi Hitachiin Doppelg nger and his paper plate message of epic proportions. Yes.
The final member of the counsel was a very quiet, timid, and fragile young boy named Izaya Orihara. He loved two things; the Fairy Pokemon Slyveon, and a certain boy by the name of Odiorne. Izaya's father, Apollo Creed, wouldn't allow his sons love for another man.
"Hey, champ, you oughta come and look at this boy you're gonna fight on TV. It looks like he means business!" Said the Orihara to Apollo Creed
"He's hooking. He's hooking. He's hooking! Damn, Rock, Come on! What's the matter with you? Now, when we fought, you had that eye of the tiger, man; the edge! And now you gotta get it back, and the way to get it back is to go back to the beginning. You know what I mean?" Said Apollo Creed to his son Izaya
"I'm sexually attracted to men" replied Izaya
"No son of mine!" Said Apollo Creed and he called him a fag. Izaya then started crying and called his dad a cunt. Odi is love. Odi is life. That is what Izaya truly believed. Izaya knew of Odiorne's crush on Tyla. The Orihara knew his true love deserved better than a sleaze like Tyla, but was too shy to confess his love. The pain of bottling up his feelings was very painful. It made poor Izaya very conflicted, and would ultimately make him a very guarded and demented man by the end of his High School Career at Ouran. Though, that is a story for later.
To know of Izaya and Odiorne's story of love and healing, one must first know where it all began. All within the legacy of Odiorne; filled with rebellion, lust, and the rule of the allmighty Lust Brigade above both him and the friends he held so dear. It all started with the birth of Odiorne's high school sanctuary; the Ouran High School Host Club. A place where Odiorne would become the cats meow, and get much more than he bargained for. A boy once as pure as fallen snow becoming both predator and prey.
Odiorne entered homeroom with Light, Yuu, and Loki as they parted ways with the remainer of their group until lunch period. They all took their seats; all in the back corner of the classroom. Light Yagami casually draped an arm over Odiorne as they sat down. Yuu and Loki gathered close with giddy smiles on their face. They still had time before class for robust man gossip.
"Hey, Odi, I think I saw Tyla look over at you in the hall!~" Light Yagami squealed to his friend mischievously
"Nuh-uh Light! I bet he was just looking for his girlfriend or somethin" Odiorne drawled sadly
"No, Odi! You don't give yourself enough credit! A man like Tyla would love to have a little number like you!" Light winked at his friend and turned to his brother "Riiiight, Yuu?"
"Stop it Light" Yuu wined "That Tyla boy is no good for Odi-Chan! I really wish Sailor Jupiter would just quit that Kyle ruffian as well!" Loki shyly nodded in agreement.
"Guys... I-I know Tyla looks like a big old ruffian, but I really love him!" Odiorne squealed "I... I want to change him!"
"Aww, how darling! Good for you Odi! You're a good boy!" Light Yagami grinned and gave his pal a cheeky thumbs up. Classic Light Yagami.
At that moment, the Lust Brigade walked into the classroom. They had homeroom with Odiorne and his friends. Yuu looked up in awe as Riako-Chan passed his desk. The hot man had a crush on her. Thats so great!
"H-hello, Riako-Chan!" Yuu greeted as he stood up to approach her.
Riako-Chan smiled politely Yuu's way as she heard her name called "Hello Yuu-Chan! How are you, today?"
Yuu blushed as he heard the -Chan added to his name and began taking off his shirt sexily to reveal his lovely abs "Riako-Chan, I love you so much! You're so great and I really love you! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm really hot and I'm the protagonist of that Anime/Game series you like and I look really cute in that chibi Persona game that just came out! Please date me Riako-Chan! I'll never leave your side and I'm really hot! Draw my hawt ass like one of your french girls! Jack Dawson said you would!"
Odiorne gasped as he heard such a hot man confession! If his really hot Japanese pal Yuu could admit his love to someone as awesome as Riako-Chan, he should do something to gain Tyla's love. Too bad he didn't notice Izaya's longing stare at him from across the class... Poor Izaya. Izaya began to cry as he stared longingly at his beloved Odiorne. Odi was too deep in thought to notice such a seductive gaze.
Riako-Chan smiled sadly as she put her hands on Yuu's shoulders "I'm sorry Yuu... I'm in love with Saeba Ryo Desu; the protagonist of the anime City Hunter... I know I really like that Persona 4 spinoff game I just bought, but I could never be with anyone but Ryo Saeba! I have the entire series on blu ray!"
Yuu nodded slowly and looked at his dearest Riako-Chan "I understand Riako-Chan... Ryo Saeba is pretty hot and cool when he drives his Mini Cooper around with his loud ass Misty-looking assistant in the anime"
Yuu began to walk away slowly with his head when Riako-Chan stopped him "Wait, Yuu! I know someone who you may like!"
"W-w-who..." Yuu sniffled
Riako-chan then left the class for half a second and came back with a Japanese girl
"This is Yukiko-Chan. You should love her! You'd be a great couple!" Riako-Chan smiled and handed off Yukiko-Chan to Yuu-Chan who took her out on a nice classy gentleman date and they loved each other forever and ever. Yay. Now I don't feel bad for picking Ryo Saeba. For complicated reasons. Just like how Riako-Chan thinks the singer Seiko Matsuda is extremely over rated. Agan; complex reasonings. Back to the story.
Danchiko and Jerika clapped as they held witness to such a gorgeous sight. They sat next to their own boyfriends who where very hot and manly. Danchiko petted Izaya's head as he sobbed while staring at Odiorne. Odi was now sucking on an unpeeled banana. Also for complicated reasons.
The bell rang, and it was now time for class. The teacher, Caliston-Sensei and his assistants genderless Articuno and the Pichu Bros followed suit. Riako-Chan and Jerika-Chan began to argue about weather Articuno was a boy or girl. It had been a heated debate since 3rd grade.
"Silence childs!" Demanded Caliston-Sensei "It is now time to sing the Pichu Bros theme song!"
"I don't want to!" Yelled Miley Cyrus "Lets sing Wrecking Ball and swing on an actual wrecking ball naked"
"Yeahhh guurl!" said Scott Toolton as he gave Pudding Cockstar a high five of toolness. What a cherished bromance!
"Okay. Let's go!" said Caliston-Sensei. Not a single fuck was given by Calison-Sensei.
Light Yagami then picked up his pal Odi. The whole class began singing Love Lift us up Where We Belong as they walked out of the class in their epic bro fashion. Misa-Chan was so pissed that Kira-Chan did that.
Danchiko caught up to Loki in the hallway and tapped his shoulder. They where good friends.
"Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the door!
I don't care What they're going to say Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway!"
Said Danchiko and Loki in unison. What a duet!
- Later that day -
It was now lunch period, and Odi was sitting on the roof with Light, Rin, Loki, Yuu, and Goku. They're in Japan, and Japanese school child's have lunch on the roof. It's just how that lust works. Yuu's fine ass had to come back for lunch; I need him to progress the plot...
The wrecking ball session was quite progressive. What, did you think that's where I would pick this up at? No way in hell I'm describing 95% of this cast in that kind of position... I think you can guess who's hot ass I would love to describe though...
... Sorry I was thinking of hot men on wrecking balls...
Odiorne was deep in thought as he ate his Taco Bell lunch. He chewed slowly as he thought of what he should do the seduce Tyla as his attractive friends discussed why they where all so sexually attractive and why they needed Odi's big ass to offset their hot man action. It was at that moment when Odi was interrupted from his thoughts by Rin.
"Heyy! I heard sum hot gossip from your lil boi toy in da class this mornin, Odiorne!" Exclaimed his hot red haired friend who talked like a thug
"Boy Toy? Ya mean Tyla?" Odiorne inquired?
"Yea boi! I hear he checks out dat sweet ass Host Club after school!" Rin said
Odi frowned "So? All that tells me is he flirts with a bunch of women and stuff Rin..." Odiorne sighed
The group then smiled at Odi mischievously.
"What?" Odi whined
"I think I got an idea for how we can get Tyla's attention!" Cheered Light. The group nodded in a knowing agreement
"I just got one question Odi..."
"What is it?"
"What's your dress size?"
What wonders would await our hero Odiorne as the day progressed? Will our hero gain Tyla's affection? Or will he realize Izaya's undying love for him? Stay tuned for the next gripping chapter: "Odiorne's Coming of Age! The discovery of the Ouran Host Club!"
TIME FOR ODI'S JUKEBOX!
THIS EPISODE: TO THE TUNE OF HAPPY BY PHARREL
~~It might seem sexy what Odi's bout to say Tyla, he's here, my ass cant take a break I'm hot taco lard that could go to Tyla-town With my fat, like my big ass, Tyla by the way
[Chorus:]
Because I'm Odiiii Clap along if you feel like Tyla inside an ass Because I'm Odiiiii Clap along if you feel like Odiorne is the truth Because I'm Odiiiii Clap along if you know what Odi's ass is to you Because I'm Odiiiii Clap along if you feel like Tylas' what you wanna do~~.
Until the next time, remember the Odi motto:
Tyla, you are a badass dude!
And Odi always wants to take your load whenever you ask him to!
We're back, bitches~ Make way for dat lust brigade!