I was a helpless n00b, wonderingf aroudn the Wilderness...

Suddenly, a major PKer from Rnscp began to walk towards me. A level 67? "Ow nnooooos!" I screamed.

And so, he began to pwn me with his lvl 67 Rune Pickaxe! The fabled item of rnscp! I screamed for one of my frnds, but they were already in the lvl 87 wildly.

It was time to submit into the pwn power. I knew that as he killed me, I had to go and... train!!!!!!!