Ultimate Elite Pro-Wrestling Friday Night Beatdown
May 2, 2014
98 days till Destined for Glory
[Diamond Eyes by Shinedown plays]
Red, Green, Gold, and Blue pyro goes off as the sold out crowd in Madison Square Garden cheers.
"Hello and welcome to Friday Night Beatdown live from Madison Square Garden." Said Jim Ross. "I'm Jim Ross along with Michael Bluth and his brother G.O.B."
"And what a night it was last Sunday at Injustice." Said Michael Bluth. "Many competitors battled it out in what were spectacular matches."
"You are Right Michael. We crowned a new U.S. Champion and number one contenders to the tagteam championships Said his brother G.O.B. aka George Oscar Bluth. "It was a night full of action."
[Voices by Rev Theory Plays]
All of the crowds' cheers turn into massive boos as The Inasnity comes out.
"Oh no we can't go one minute without these jerks!" Shouted Michael.
"Well what did you expect Michael." G.O.B replied. "Bane went to new lengths to retain the title last Sunday. Adalind also found a way to retain her title. And Grundy and Adam are the #1 contenders to the tag titles."
Bane, with a mic in his hand, begins to speak as the fans chant "You Suck".
"You can say you suck all you want. But that just doesn't change the fact that I broke the Batman. And If I suck, then why am I your universe champion? How am I the face of this company?" Bane stated.
"The only reason why you're universe champion is because your friends weasel you out of your messes you jerk!" Yelled Michael as the crowd chanted "You still suck".
"Last Sunday at Injustice, Sonic, Nightwing, and Shazam made the same mistake as the people who fell before me, trying to take my Universe Heavyweight Championship." Bane stated. "But what people don't realize is that if it wasn't for me, UEPW would be dead. For the past six months, I have demolished everyone that stood before me. I even broke the Batman. I have also proved that I am the face of this company. And what people don't realize is that if we didn't make an impact in this company, UEPW..." Bane stares at his title, "Would cease to exist. Each of the guys in the ring, know that, and they also are just as great as me. That's why "Boss" Grundy and Black Adam are the #1 contenders to the tag titles." Adam and Grundy smirk as Bane speaks. "That's why Adalind is Divas Champion." Adalind arrogantly pats on her championship. "That's why Dave Carter is the number one contender to the U.S. Championship and the greatest wrestler ever." Dave Carter lifts his hands up in the air and says "Greatest Wrestler Ever". "That's why Sebastian Blood and Deathstroke are the future of this company. Blood and Slade raise their hands in a celebration as Deathstroke claps his hands. "And then there's me. Your Universe Heavyweight Champion. If this company was noticed by the FWM, maybe you can add superstar of the year to my resume. Well if you don't see the difference we made, than maybe you should admit that I broke Batman in half and put him out of action, I am the Greatest Champion in the history of sports entertainment unlike Ben Tennyson, Mario, Charlie Brown, Deadpool, Crash, Hiccup, Gwen, and anyone else because I am Bane, and I am the god of pro-wrestling!"
"He's right you know." G.O.B. said. "He helped saved this company from going bankrupt."
Bane, looking like he wants to start a rant, grabs a book from his pocket, but it is not just any book, but the 'Book of Gwen'. "This book, says that everyone should bow down before the CCW Females champion Gwen. She has the right to call herself god. But I don't give a damn about what this goddamn book says." Bane says. "Mario, says he is the 'Greatest Champion Ever'. But unlike him and UCA, I worked my way to the top. And now you see AWE SINKING down into the bottom of the ocean all because of one mistake. And Animated has a disgrace of a world champion in Charlie Brown. Now that these companies slowly fall, UEPW rises towards the top of the mountain. And when this company does it is never going down. I will never go down bec-"
[King of Kings by Motörhead plays]
"Finally, someone has come out to shut Bane up." Said Jim Ross.
"Awe come on. Did the boss had to interrupt Bane's speech?" Protested G.O.B.
Billy is handed a mic. "So you're a pro-wrestling god huh? Since when were you a god? When I signed you into this company, you were a nobody. You were just a wasted talent in the independent circuit. All you were was either a jobber, a mid card champion, or a wrestler that just can't be world champion. And by the way, anyone could have filled that spot to carry this company Bane." Billy stated. "It could have been Sonic, Batman, Mario, Luigi, Ben, Joe, David, Robin, and anyone else in the back."
"How dare you come out here and disrespect the face of this company!" Deathstroke shouted. "That is the universe champion. That is the guy who saved this company. And you don't give him the respect he deserves."
"Well if that means weaseling him out of his matches by screwing people over, then yes Slade, he has put down many challengers." Billy joked. "Well as you know, we are in the most famous arena in the world, Madison Square Garden, so tonight it will be Open Fight Night: Champions' Edition!" Billy says as the crowd cheers. "Tonight, not only will superstars can issue open challenges, but we will have Scorpion defend the I.C. Championship against Finn the Human, we will also have a #1 contender's Divas Championship match pitting Hawkgirl against Batgirl, Woner Woman, and Harley Quinn, and Bane-
"Wait hold on! Your not going to make me defend my title tonight after what I just defended it la-
[I am perfection by Downstrait plays]
Gumball and Darwin come out to a mixed reaction. Darwin has a mic in his hand and his money in the bank briefcase in the other.
"Oh Bane, stop being a scary cat. For months you've been bragging about breaking Batman but you are afraid of defending your championship. You just got lucky last Sunday."
"What do you mean 'got lucky'?" Bane questioned.
"Well I was going to cash-in when I saw Lobo and your friends in the ring." Darwin stated. "Now if you think I am going to let you walk out as champion tonight, then you're wrong. Now all I need is a referee and I am champion."
"With what? You and what army?" Blood said.
"It doesn't matter if I need an army to cash-in." Darwin answered. "I am the future of this company. If it wasn't for me stealing the show for six months, UEPW would be dead. I am the real face of this company, not Bane, not Mario, not Joe, not Batman, not Robin, not even David Ryan." Darwin states as the crowd chants 'NO!' "And people in the back know what I'm capable of. Now Billy, send out a ref."
Billy just stands in the ring with an eyebrow raised as the crowd gives out mostly boos with some cheers.
"You know he's right." Gumball said. "Darwin is the future of this company. He doesn't just hold a title opportunity to the universe championship. He is holding a contract to a title that I held for 525 days, which is the longest in title history. So it's time for a new champion in this company. Bane has put disgrace on that title and it's time to end it. So are you sending a referee or what?"
"Oh Bane, Gumball, and Darwin if you would just let me finish. You are not defending your title tonight Bane. And Darwin will not be cashing in tonight." Billy announced as the crowd boos. "However, at Rumble Royale, Darwin will be cashing in his money in the bank contract against Bane." Billy states as the crowd cheers.
"Okay Billy, thanks for telling me th-"
"Again, I wasn't finished Darwin." Billy says as the crowd cheers. "You see last Sunday, Black Adam and Solomon Grundy won the number one contender-ship to the tag titles. And Mordecai and Rigby haven't defended the titles since February because they were reluctant to defend because of their excuses each and every week. And we need active champions. So tonight, they will defend their titles...IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!"
"Against who?" Bane questioned. "Who do we have to fight to bring in more championships into our stable?"
"Well Bane I'm glad you asked. They are 2/3 of the guys you screwed last night, and they are ironically the guys Mordecai and Rigby screwed over to win the titles, and the guys who Mordecai and Rigby helped you retain your title at both Survival Games and Injustice, Sonic the Hedgehog and Shazam." Billy announces as the crowd cheers. "Oh and by the way Bane and Darwin, you will also find out who your other opponent is at Rumble Royale later tonight." Billy says as the crowd cheers. "So why don't you guys suit up and get ready for your match tonight." Billy finishes.
[King of Kings by Motörhead plays]
"Well I think Bane might had bitten of more than he can chew."J.R. Said. "And Darwin's been wanting to cash in and at Rumble Royale, he finally gets that chance in a triple threat match."
"Bane's been bragging since he broke Batman's back when he won the title." Michael stated. "He might just finally lose his title in a few weeks. And Darwin wanted to cash-in and now he might have doomed himself."
"Oh Michael just shut up. Bane has defeated every superstar that stood in his way. He will not be stopped because he is the greatest champion in the history of sports entertainment. No one will stop him, not now not ever because he is what this company needs to succeed." G.O.B. said as Michael and J.R. groan at his stupidness.
{Commercial Break}
[Veil of Fire by Jim Johnson plays]
I.C. champion Scorpion comes out to a mixed reaction.
"The following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the I.C. Championship. Introducing first, from The Netherrealm, weighing in at 185 lbs, he is the current I.C. Champion, Scorpion." Karen Sky announced.
[Just Close Your Eyes by Jim Johnson plays]
Finn comes out to massive cheers.
"And his opponent, from The Land of OOO, now residing in Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 190 lbs, he is the challenger, Finn the Human!" Sky announced.
{Bell Rings}
"Well now it is time to see if Scorpion's reign of terror will end." J.R. Said.
"Well you said it J.R., Scorpion stated on the UEPW app that for 4 months, he has demolished everyone that has crossed his path and-"
"Oh just shut up Michael," G.O.B. Said. "Scorpion has been dominant lately and no one can stop him."
Scorpion and Finn lock up. Finn goes behind Scorpion and hits a German suplex. Finn covers Scorpion.
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Kick out!
Scorpion then starts running from the corner and hits Finn with a clothesline. Scorpion then starts punching at Finn and then follows up with an irish whip. Scorpion goes for the Bloody Spear but Finn hits him with a boot. Finn then starts to punch and kick Scorpion, causing him to fall out of the ring.
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Finn then throws Scorpion into the barricade.
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Scorpion then uses the ring-post to pick himself up when Finn charges at him...
And Hits The Ring-Post Instead. The crowd boos.
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"I think Finn is done guys." G.O.B. Said.
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Finn starts to get up but Scorpion hits a Suicide Dive!
"Awe come on was the dive really necessary?!" Michael shouted.
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Scorpion throws Finn in the ring and comes in and pins him. G.O.B then starts to talk. "Well Finn...
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Kick out at 2.5!
...That's the game-are you serious Finn why won't you stay down?!"
"Well maybe Finn still has some life left in him." Michael said.
Finn then kicks Scorpion a few times and then hits a monkey flip. Finn with the pin.
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Kick out at 2.2!
"Finn gains momentum can he win?" J.R. said.
Finn and Scorpion continues to fight in the ring. Finn carries Scorpion on his shoulders... AND HITS A HEROIC SLAM (combination of Attitude Adjustment and Angle Slam)! Finn with the cover
"Finn hits the heroic slam! Can he win here? Michael said.
"Come on Scorpion kick out here." G.O.B. pleaded.
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Kick out at 2.9999999999999!
Scorpion then attempts to hit Finn with the Bloody Spear(Clothesline from Hell) but Finn counters, lifts him up on his shoulders, and attempts to hit the Heroic Slam Scorpion counters...
And Hits a Bloody Spear!
Then Scorpion grabs Finn's arm and sits on it, and then wraps his hands around his head, locking in Welcome to the Netherrealm(Crippler Cross-face)!
"Scorpion locks in the Welcome to the Netherrealm. Will Finn tap out?" Michael Bluth said.
Finn, now screaming in pain, attempts to reach the ropes, but realizes that he is too far and in the middle of the ring. Scorpion then applies more pressure to the hold. Finn realizes he has no choice and TAPS OUT!
[Veil of Fire by Jim Johnson plays]
"Here is your winner by submission, and still the I.C. Champion, Scorpion!" Sky announced.
"Scorpion already had the match won when he hit the Bloody Spear. But Scorpion decided to take it even further and made Finn tap out." Michael said.
"Well Scorpion has just proved himself tonight as he just made a former Universe champion tap out." G.O.B. stated.
Meanwhile, in the backstage area, we see The Insanity with Bane angrily kicking a chair around.
"Is Billy serious?! He thinks that he has the right to come out there and disrespect me and then tell me that I will be defending my title in a triple threat match at Rumble Royale. Well him, Darwin, and his challenger have another thing coming." Bane protested.
"And last Sunday me and 'Lightning Man' became the number one contenders to tag titles. But 'Boss Man' comes out and tells me and my friend that it is a triple threat match. That is unfair to Grundy!" Grundy yelled. Then Grundy picks up the chair Bane kicked and throws it offscreen, as it makes a loud banging noise across the hallway.
"This is the most unfair way to treat the people who have saved his company." Black Adam said. "We should be getting respect, not disrespect." Black Adam fires a lightning beam at another chair, causing it to explode.
Then Adalind and Dave Carter come to Bane, Adam, and Grundy to calm them down. "Guys relax. No matter what Billy puts in front of us, we will always come out as winners." Adalind stated.
"Adalind's right. In a few weeks at Rumble Royale, I will be getting MY U.S. Championship match. So when I defeat Jake, I am going to bring the title to this group for us. We know you guys can come out on top like you always do." Dave said.
"You know what. You're right. No matter who Billy puts in front of us, we will always come out on top. So tonight, Grundy, Adam, we will take the tag team championships." Bane Said. "So let's finish what we started tonight."
Then the Insanity start to get ready for their match as the titantron then shows a graphic for Lobo's Main Man Lounge with Nightwing and then the words saying "Up next".
"So coming up next, it's Lobo's Main Man Lounge with Nightwing as his guest. And we are bound to get some answers after what happened last Sunday." J.R. Said.
{Commercial Break}
A man is seen sitting in a room.
[I Walk Alone by Jim Johnson plays]
Then highlights of Batman hitting Bat Bombs on various stars.
A voice begins to speak. "It was never my destiny to be perfect. I never came here to become the greatest of all time." It says. "I came here to bring JUSTICE!"
Then highlights show Batman hitting various moves on The Joker, Solomon Grundy, Lobo, Deathstroke, Black Adam, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Superman.
The song gets louder as the voices shouts, "I came to become CHAMPION. Do NOT stand in my way."
The camera zooms in on the man's face, revealing it to be Batman as the following words appear:
BATMAN RETURNS ON BEATDOWN ON MAY 23.
"So months after Bane breaking him, Batman will return two days before our next pay-per-view, Rumble Royale." Michael said.
"Wait a minute. Batman's back!?" G.O.B. shouted. "I thought Bane put an end to Batman's career at Night of Legends."
[Metalingus by Alter Bridge]
"Please welcome, "The Rated R Main Man" Lobo." Karen Sky announced.
"So last night, Lobo interfered in the main event, when Nightwing had the championship won and Bane's cronies and Mordecai and Rigby and Sonic and Shazam down, but Lobo speared Nightwing through a table, allowing Bane to retain the championship." Michael stated.
"Well I believe that Lobo is jealous that everyone else is getting a shot at the universe title and he isn't." J.R. Stated.
"So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to the Main Man Lounge." Lobo says as the crowd cheers while others boo Lobo. "Now I know that last Sunday I have costed Nightwing a chance at being the face of this company. But the thing is why do other people in this company get a shot at the Universe championship when I don't? And you people want answers for what I did? Well if you want answers, than let's welcome my guest tonight, Nightwing!"
[My Time by The DX Band]
Nightwing then appears on stage as the fans cheer. Nightwing then goes on the top rope and does his usual Apex Predator pose. Then he is handed a mic and starts talking "So let me get this straight, you think that it is unfair that people like me get the opportunity to become Universe champion while you don't. For the past year Lobo, I have worked my ass off trying to become the face of this company but you decide to take it upon yourself and cost me the title, all because your nothing but a selfish a-hole who hasn't won a title since 2011. Since then all you became was a loser who whines like a bitch about how they should be Universe champion. Well maybe you should wake up Lobo because all I see is a pathetic pile of garbage. And the thing is that back in 2011, I almost won the Royal Rumble. But a jerk named Lobo, got a doppelgänger to be eliminated in his place, so he can win the Rumble and go to Destined for Glory and win what was supposed to be MY UNIVERSE CHAMPIONSHIP! You see, every time I am about to win a Universe championship, I get screwed by this asshole who believes that he deserves the title. This is the same shit I go through each day. So Lobo I have had enough of this crap so it needs to stop." Nightwing bitterly stated.
Lobo says. "Well Nightwing, let me tell you something that I know." Lobo then shot back with a 'Pipe Bomb'. "It's called 'honesty'. And you know what? It was never my mission to earn the support of these fans because I never need these fans. I won many championships without these idiots. I defeated legends and Billy and his family still haven't given me another opportunity to win back MY Universe championship. And you know what? These people, they love to cheer for their PATHETIC heroes, but if they see me, they don't give two shits about me. All they do is buy their Batman Video Games, their Superman DVD'S, and their David Ryan shirts, toys, and documentaries. But do I get this stuff? NO. I get shit instead because my boss is a selfless jerk who only cares about his main stars! Well, I'M THE MAIN MAN, and I'M THE FUTURE THIS COMPANY HAS! I am the next Universe champion because-"
"Well maybe, you should learn your place in this company because you might have just caused trouble." Nightwing finishes as he drops the mic and begins to punch Lobo.
"My Gawd. My Gawd. Nightwing finally snapped and he is attacking Lobo." Jim Ross said.
"Can you blame him?" Michael questioned rhetorically. "For years, Lobo has always managed to be one step ahead of Nightwing. But tonight Nightwing was one more step ahead."
Then Lobo begins to knee Nightwing and fires up punches. Then Lobo and Nightwing brawl around the ring, and then pushing each other into the barricade. Then Lobo hits Nightwing with the Main Man Charge (Meat Hook Clothesline). Then Lobo positions Nightwing for a Game Over (spear). However, when Lobo charges at Nightwing, Nightwing grabs Lobo's arms, jumps in mid air...
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AND HITS DARK AS NIGHT THROUGH THE BARRICADE!
Nightwing and Lobo continue to fight as referees and security guards come and separate them from each other. However, Lobo breaks free and charges at Nightwing...
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AND HITS A GAME OVER!
Lobo then starts to stomp on Nightwing as more guards and superstars come and separate the brawl. They try to bring Nightwing up the entrance ramp while the others keep Lobo by the timekeeper's area. But Nightwing breaks free and charges at Lobo, spearing him through the barricade. Nightwing punches Lobo a dozen times when everyone separates Nightwing and Lobo from each other.
"Enough! I had enough of this." Billy said. "For the past three years, you guys have caused chaos by beating each other up. So at Rumble Royale, Nightwing and Lobo, you guys will fight against each other in a Falls Count Anywhere match. Billy says as the crowd cheers.
[My Time by The DX Band]
"Well I guess it's official. Nightwing will take on Lobo in a falls count anywhere match at Rumble Royale." J.R. Said.
"Well Nightwing should have just learned his place because now he will be demolished by Lobo." G.O.B. Stated.
Now the tag team champions, Mordecai and Rigby, and their manager, Benson, are seen in a limo headed to the arena.
"Why does Billy make his greatest tag team champions defend the tag team Championships tonight?" Rigby whined.
"I know right ever since we won the titles, Billy plays a game of 'pin the next tag team champions on the current tag team champions'." Mordecai stated. "I don't think that it's fair that he does this to us."
Benson was thinking about that when he said "Well if it wasn't for some idiots named Mordecai and Rigby, who costed Sonic and Shazam the Universe title at Survival Games and Injustice, maybe they wouldn't have to defend the titles tonight and maybe they wouldn't have a target on their back." He stated.
"You know I think Benson's right. Maybe we shouldn't have went too far to keep what we have." Mordecai accepted. "But tonight, we will defeat them, and we will also walk out as tag team champions."
"And how do you know this?" Rigby questioned.
"Cause I have a plan." Mordecai stated. Then Mordecai whispers the plan to Rigby and Benson as the titantron changes, showing Luigi and Beast Boy walking in the hallway for a match.
"Well coming up next, Luigi of the Mario Bros. will be taking on Beast Boy of the Teen Titans. We'll be back live on Friday Night Beatdown!" Michael Bluth announced.