TWI-NUT
Chapter one
Bella went to visit Jake, her old friend, for the very last time. Because she was now a vampire (and everyone knows vampires only make out with peanuts or other vampires) she could no longer befriend Jacob.
She entered Jacobs room to find him in a hard peanut shell, she then heard him boom
"give me a chance bella im fair-trade!"
Bella replied,
"JAKE WHY HAVE YOU TURNED INTO A GIANT PEANUT!"
Jacob looked into Bella's eyes and said
"please, my werewolf transformation was a false alarm, I am a shapeshifter, but I shift into nutty mode…"
Bella buried her head in her hands and said,
"Jake you know I love peanuts, but only… IF YOUR SALTED!"
Jake beemed with joy and replied,
"OH BELLA, I… AM… SALTEDDDD!"
at that moment, Edward flew in through the window and yelled,
"BELLA! I heard you're planning on giving this fat peanut a chance, what about us? What about our baby that nearly killed you and our wedding which I forced you into…. WHAT ABOUT THE LOOOOOOOOOOOVE?"
"EDWARD", bella replied, "I've always had a thing for salted peanuts…."
"I cant believe I'm losing you to a peanut-"
Jacob butted in saying,
"NOT JUST A PEANUT THE SALTED PEANUT OF HER DREAMS!"
Edward was furious, so furious that the blood inside his dead veins roasted turning him into….
A ROASTED PEANUT!
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