Dear Diary:
Today was no different. I helped with the patrols at dawn and tended to the few tomkittens that My Lord allowed to live after his last mental break. The poor things, never knew what what hit um... heh! Hit um! That's funny! chuckle baseball bat...
Anyway, 'Cav says they're bringing in 'new blood' either tomorrow or the next day. I don't know where he's getting the queens but he said I had to help them get used to the place. Great! I'm not only on kitten duty but weak queen duty too! Its enough to make me sick. I'm already in charge of cleaning this dump and keeping the kits and recruits in line! Sure Rosco helps with the older cats but not the lill'uns. Those damn kits are going to make me crazy one of these days I swear!
There's word that we may be moving into a larger building soon. It's very exciting because we already are crammed in here elbow to elbow 24/7. 'Cav says Gilbert and a few others are going to check out this big empty warehouse on the edge of the territory. It sounds wonderful but I have to question whether it's because it's better or because it's closer to those Jellicles' land... I never quite understood his fascination with those cats. They freak me out like you wouldn't believe! I mean c'mon! there leader is almost literally older than dirt and they praise this really fat tuxedo tom. If that Bosty-fur Johns, or whatever his name is, ever had to spend a day on this sie of the territory line, he'd he chopped up and fed to the kits before sundown!
Loyal and Frustrated,
Demeter
Diary,
I'm not sure what's up but I keep getting these weird feelings... like something terrible is about to happen. I asked the Spooky Twins... Cori and Tanto... about it and they said "All will become clear in time". It would have been like a fortune cookie but they did that creepy unison thing that makes my fur stand on end shudder I guess I have to wait then. Damn psychics can never give a straight answer!
I was trying to relax on the TSE1 and got trampled by those clowns 'Jerrie and 'Teazer. They stole Tugs' belt and were trying to do a victory dance in the middle of my catnap! If they moved far away I don't think it would hurt me at all. I can't stand most of the kittens here. Plato is rather nice though. He is growing up very well, far as I can tell. His friend Admetus is going to get that nice tom in all sorts of trouble! I should have a word with him about the company he keeps one of these days or he'll end up doing victory dances in the trunk of a car waving about stolen items.
The Grump-Monster stopped at my den today. That silver tabby's got his nose so far in other people's business I don't know how he can see anything else! He was bugging out because I started going with his little brother. I can't help it! Tugger is an amazing tom. But Munky started talking about how I should pick a tom more suited for raising kits. Who wants kits? I don't like the lil buggers anyway!
I guess that's it for tonight! Jelly and Jenny have to go hunting in the morning and they're leaving me and Skimbleshanks with the kits... joy!
Anxious and Exhausted,
Bombalurina