Got another story I want you to read... You know... I have like... 19 stories? And I have no flippin' idea what to do with them.

Quite a bit I will put of hiatus, and work on them later... But anyway, I hope you like it, and the pony characters will be more mature and almost as tall as Luna...

Begin!

Fashion. I now know what the whole flippin' deal is about it now. I mean I've always known about fashion... But after that looong talk with Rarity, it all seems clear now. What bugs me is that she said if I keep up the fashion designing, I'll be a world famous designer.

'Jossten the Fashionista'. Scared me to death, y'know?... Maybe I might?

...

Like I said, I don't know. I'm not particulary the type of man you would address as a fashionista. But... Maybe not? Maybe I could become one of those famous and popular celebreties like Fancy Pants,or Fleur-de-lis...

I think not. It was a long and grueling three and a half hours talk about fashion.

Don't ever ask Rarity what the point of fashion is.

Ever.

And then there is this whole thing with Applejack and the importance of apples. Today I asked the dumbest questions.

I asked Rarity what the point of fashion was.

Then I asked Applejack why apples were so popular.

Then I asked Twilight the importance of books were.

Then I asked Fluttershy what a veterinarian was.

Then I finally asked Rainbow Dash what the weather team was needed for.

God... My whole day was just filled with dumb questions. I feel like my mind is going to explode from so much information.

*Knock Knock*

"Come in!" A cheery voice greeted me. It was now 6:32, and I was tired. Oh... Yeah... Whoops. Character introduction time!

So my name is Jossten Flameburst, and I am a respective 6' 4" tall. I wear a fedora hat, jeans, green and gray hiking boots, which give me an extra inch, an olive green shirt, and a plaid, wool coat which shines he colors of blue, dark blue, brown, dark brown, and white. I also had a katana I named Ninjaken. Hence the name.

And today was tiring. I opened the door and walked in, took off my boots, and closed the door. I walked over to the couch, and layed down gently.

"So what brings you here, sexy thing?" Twilight said while Spike looked at her with a look of complete shock.

"WHAT THE!?" I panicked while sitting up and looking at her.

"BAHAHA!" She fell over and started laughing. Me and Spike looked at each other with a not amused look. Are you kidding? Sexy thing?

"Hehe... Oh dear... That was funny." She said.

"Sexy thing? Really?" I asked sarcastically.

"Yeah..." She said while smirking.

'Oh how I wish I could tell you that wasn't a joke...' She thought.

"You almost gave me a heart attack!" Spike proclaimed.

"So? I was just having a little fun."

"T'yeah, little fun, my ass." I said.

"Ass?" She asked.

I just looked over at Spike and chuckled deviously with him as we smirked at each other. "What's an ass?" Twilight asked with a cock to the side of her head.

"Nothing Twilight." I said while trying to keep it all in. It was my ultimate advantage. They didn't know I was talking about a donkey. SUCH POWER.

"Oh whatever. Hey, guess what I learned today! I learned that-"

"No... Please... No more information... Too much already..." I said while holding my head.

"Oh yeah... Sorry."

"It's fine... It's just that... I don't know... I asked some stupid questions. I have no idea why. Just popped up, and now I regret it. Oh well." I said to her.

SCHIENHOLTZ!

MERDE!

SHIT!

ALL DEM SWEARS!

"And now I want just to sleep... I guess..." I said while thinking about tommorow...

I heard that tommorow it was scheduled to snow... For a long time and not stop until way later at the end of the season.

And... I just fell asleep...

Early next morning...

"Ugh... What the heck..." I said while feeling a weight upon my chest. My bare chest.

How the hell my shirt managed to come off, I have... Oh wait I took it off. But that doesn't explain the weight.

I opened my eyes to see I was hugging the purple Alicorn I know as Twilight, snuggled under my chin... It felt... Kinda nice. To see the snow falling down through the window as the fireplace lit aflame, and the soft feeling of her upon my chest...

It was... Romantic...

She rolled over on her back in a puppy-like fashion, and continued breathing. How I can manage to move her, I have no idea. I did, though. I squirmed and squirmed, and then broke free, and walked outside with a cup of tea I had made for myself.

Yes... Just my boots, jeans, and my cup of coffee. No shirt. I didn't wear one. After a little while I heard some commotion inside, and the door open up.

"Jossten?"

"Yes?"

"What are you doing out here?" Twilight asked as she closed the door and walked outside.

"Just wanted to get some fresh air. Good for the body." I said while sipping the last of my tea, and putting it down. God I was buff, if you don't mind me saying. I had a six pack, and some huge pecks.

Biceps, Triceps, all that good stuff. The whole nine yards.

"You don't mind me staying with you, do you?"

After what I saw?! I...

"I would like that..." I said to her as she hugged me. "I'm sorry if I made you feel strange..." She said. I turned around and looked at her again, "It didn't... It actually... Felt kinda nice." I said to her while she walked between my waist and my arm, and leaned against me.

"Winter is here again... aren't you glad?" I asked her.

"Very. The season of fun... Relaxation... Romance..." She said the last detail while looking at me. I then began to comb her mane with my fingers, seeing as how I didn't have a comb with me.

She then rested against me with a gentle sigh of relief as I finally straigtened out her hair.

I then saw Ponyville slowly come to life after a little while... Then seeing the rest of the mane six walk towards our position.

"Hey Twi. How much are you willing to bet I can hit Rainbow Dash while she's doing a Ace's Loop?"

"Hmm... How about... If you can't hit her... You have dinner with me..." She asked while smirking.

"Fair enough."

"W-wait what about your side of the bet?"

"I'm good." I said while picking up a pile of snow and making a ball out of it.

"HEY! DASH! DO AN ACE'S LOOP!" I yelled to her.

"OKAY!" She said. I waited for the precise moment. Calcuating speed of the object, shape of the ball, the direction, gravitational disruption, and wind resistance.

*WOO* Went the sound of the snowball flying through the air and into Dash's face. She fell right to the ground.

"Oohh...Sshh... That's gotta hurt." I hissed in gauging pain.

"Aw... Who did that?!" She said while getting up from the snow.

"BAHAHA!" Twilight bursted out with laughter as the mane six did as well... Except Dash, of course.

"TWILIGHT!" She screamed while bolting for her. I threw another, seeing as how she would have bucked her in the face.

"WHAT THE?!"

I snickered loudly as I almost lost my balance and remembered a taunt.

"I love the Schaudenfreud!" I said aloud to everyone.

"So it was you!" Dash said while picking up a snowball. I picked up a pile of snow in a very un-suspicious fashion, and made a snowball that was very hard. One that would hit another snowball in mid-air, and shed off the hard layer, then hit the target with the soft layer.

"HA!" She said while throwing it. I twirled around and threw the snowball, and it hit the other ball, and her in the face again.

"HAHA-AHHH!" I said while feeling a cold sensation down my spine. I looked at Twilight who put a pile of snow down my spine. I brushed it off, and looked at her with a smirk.

"What?" She chuckled.

"You know what this means, right?" I said while building my defenses with my hands.

"What?"

"THIS IS WAR!" I screamed as I threw snowballs at everyone and laughed as I started a war which didn't end for quite some time.

By the time it ended, I was cold, and quite worn out. I looked up to see a pony flying up above, drop something, and didn't not retrieve it.

"HEY! YOU UP THERE! WAIT! HOLD ON!" I yelled as I tried to get it's attention. I tried, but to no avail. It looked like it was headed for the... Everfree forest. Who the hell would want to go there?

I looked down and picked it up, and looked at it. It was a map. It didn't say what a map it was for, only what I could make out. Some type of old... Temple. Or... Castle? By this time my mind was working, and my energy restored. I began to walk towards the forest, and the mane six along with me.

"Jossten, w-where are you going?"

"I'm going to find the pony who dropped their map... Either that or... Find what is on this map..."

"It seems like were going on a little adventure."

"Shouldn't we get ready?"

"Sure... Go ahead. Meet me at Rarity's old campsite, mkay?"

"Alright! Everpony get yer things!" Applejack said.

"Be careful, alright? I won't have you die on me." Twilight said while hugging me.

"Not on my life." I said while kissing her forehead.

"I'll see you there." I said as I walked off.

"Now let me see..."

END

That was a good first chap. I hope you liked it.