A story about nothing that can be something...
By iceman2k7
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The story is...um...I'm writing about nothing which is something that can be anything. I'm writing about nothing but what I'm really writing is the thoughts that are currently going though my head. So let's get to the story about nothing.
So...um...what can I write next? I'm running out of ideas now, I can't run of ideas!! This is about nothing which can be about anything. I have to say this story teaches you about nothing but if it does, I will be shocked. Wait a minute… I have an idea! Would you like to play the Yes/No game with yours truly?
To who may be reading all this jazz, well… at least I tried!! Um…I'm getting kinda hungry now, when is it lunchtime? Oops, my mind already slipped out of my head, should get back to story now. Um… hey, I've thought of something dirty. Anyway… the good thing about writing about nothing is that I can finish this story anytime I want, get it…?
Well… I can finish it here & now, it probably would do you a favour, but I will just keep writing…until I've run out of room. You probably can't wait. There are nine lines left until it's finished. Sorry, I'm going to lunch now, I've been writing for forty minutes tops… So 'bye until I'm back from lunch to write again (Hey, writers have to eat, you know…)
Hey, I'm back…
Well…this should be about it, I'm nearly finished and maybe this story can teach you a thing or two about writing a story…or a sentence. So if anyone said I don't know what to write about whatever you write isn't nothing, it's something… not nothing.
So, thank you very much for reading this story…
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Author's Notes: This story is dedicated to people who can't think of anything to write…or have writer's block.