A/N: This is my Sockathan oneshot, co-written with my bby boo luv u
Sock traced Jonathan's jawbone as they stared out at the gorgeous sunset. The sand wiggled between their toes and they sighed in unison. Their love, like the sunset, transcended every boundary set by the laws of physics.
"Hahahaha I'm laughing." Laughed Sock. He was laughing.
"Hahha"
It was a normal day in Hell, Michigen, US of A. Well, as normal as Hell gets anyway. Sock was hauntin the fuck out of some people, and Jon, his moody slut, was wondering what he was doing.
"What are you doing." The moody slut wondered.
"Hauntin the fuck out of some people." Sock said.
Jon the Moddy Slut gasped.
"Same."
"MEphistopheels is taking us to lunch, my love!" screamed Jonthan.
"Kay."
Sock, hwoever, was TOTALYL in the mood for breakfast, not lunch. This is a TRAGEDY
"I'm in the mood for fbreakfast, not lunch." Said sock, tragetingly. He was GOFFIK (dat meenz hes not a prep!) and he cried as his boytoy fuckslut said
"I WANT LUNCH"
"I want someone who can please me."
"BUT BABY"
Sock was a WAR CRIMINAL fighting a HUMANITARIAN WAR, and he did not respind.
Your name is SOCK SOWACHOWSKI. You are currently DEAD. You are a COMMUNIST and a GOFFIK FREAK.. What will you do?
⇒ Sock: Go to TAco, Bell.
"Theres a Taco Bell at Hell," Jonathan said sexily, touching his face.
"LETS A GO, MARIO" sad Sock hotly
"Taco BELL!?" Mephystopheles screamed as his sideburns turned to FIRE HAHHAHAHAH BURN
"Yes fatehr, Taco Bell," Sock said softly as he cryed. He WANTED Taco bell.
"something something smething hell puns," said Mephistopheles, "I'm not going."
Sock cryed.
same
Jonathan took Sock away and to TACO B EL!
A/N: PLZ REED AND REVOOW