Chapter 1
The First Day Of School
When I woke up the first thing I heard was the sound of my alarm clock beeping. "Shut the fuck up." I said as I slammed my alarm clock. My name is Cory McCarthy. I am a 16 year old boy who goes to Greenfield High School. I have brown hair, hazel eyes, and fair skin. In case if you can't tell I hate high school. It sucks total ass and the only thing good about it are my friends and all the hot babes. But we'll get to that later. As I got up out of bed I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and to put on my deodorant. After I finished I went to my bedroom to put on my clothes. I wore a black and red snapback, a blue workshirt, a pair of khakis, and a pair of Puma sneakers. I grabbed my backpack and left my room. Then I went to the kitchen to pack my lunch. Then I opened the door. "Goodbye mom!" I yelled. "Goodbye you ungrateful bastard!" My mom yelled. As you can tell my mom is a total bitch. As I left my house I walked down the street to the bus stop. When I got there I saw my friends Vash and Spike. "Hey dudes!" I yelled. "Whats up man!" They yelled back. "So how do you guys feel about this year of school?" I asked. "It's probably gonna suck balls." said Spike. "Yeah its probably gonna suck ass too." said Vash. "I think its gonna suck assballs." I said. We all laughed. "The only thing good about it will be all the hot babes." I said. "Yeah thats for sure." said Vash. "We're gonna get lots of pussy this year." said Spike. We all agreed and high fived each other. Suddenly the bus came and we all got on. When we got on the bus it was full of annoying Greenfield kids. Greenfield is the worst town ever. Its full of annoying rich popular kids who think they're better than everyone. While on the bus ride me, Vash, and Spike talked about anime, video games, hot women, and other things we liked. Eventually the bus drove up to the school. Everyone got up and started walking towards the school. When me, Vash, and Spike got off the bus we stood in front of the school. I looked at the school and said "Welcome to hell my friends." We all laughed hysterically.