a/n If you get a notification for this, it's not an update. I have just edited it as it was a mess.

I tilt my head back and look up to the dark night sky. It was things like this that I missed- the cool air and the tranquil atmosphere surrounding me in a warm blanket. It felt like home.

I couldn't concentrate. At that specific moment I was surrounded by numerous scrunched up pieces of paper that I had thrown aside in frustration. Numerous broken pencils were scattered over my beaten up desk- a sign of my anger.

I wasn't necessarily angry at anything in particular- well maybe my English professor for signing us such a ridiculous topic. How the hell was I supposed to explain the art of literature? The topic he had picked was so vague that there was no way I could even try to explain anything. I wasn't even majoring in English Literature. I had gone to the University to learn how to be a bloody doctor not the recite Act 3 of Romeo and Juliet.

I groaned my head hitting my desk with a loud thump. I should have dropped the class when I had had a chance. I let out another loud groan, I wouldn't be able to drop the class until the end of the term.

"Can you try to die a little more quietly," I narrowed my eyes at my blue haired roommate and in the most emotionless voice say:

"Woe is me,"

"... did you learn that in English Lit?"

My blue haired roommate-who's name was Blu, by the way- yelped as a lead pencil smacked her in the middle of her forehead.

I then repeat, not being able to find any energy in me to assemble a full sentence.

"Woe is me."

"-AND DON'T FORGET MY BEN AND JERRIES ICE CREAM THE-

"-THE COOKIES AND CREAM ONE I KNOW," I rolled my eyes and slam our apartment door shut.

"Bloody hell," I muttered. And indeed that was what it was.

"Bloody hell," I repeated again, staring down at the bloody corpse in front of my leather clad feet.

"It got blood on shoes. That's gonna take forever to get out,"

Trust me to be more concerned about my shoes than the body strewn on the floor.

"Just another Saturday night,"

Where the fuck am I? Did Allie put my mattress on the lake again?

"Fuck you Allie," I said hoarsely.

There's a moment of silence before it was broken.

"Who's Allie?"

"Who the fuck are you?!" I sprung up like a...uh a spring? And jolted to my feet.

"I believe I asked first," The...thing said, it was merely a bright light.

"Bloody hell," I whispered, "Are you the ghost from A Christmas Carol?" The light looked at me in confusion and opened her his it's mouth to say something, when a thought occurred to me.

"Am I dead?!"

"Well in a way yes,"

"I am dead,"

"Not necessarily," the thing said.

"What do mean 'not necessarily' I'm fucking dead!"

"If you let me explain-"

"-Explain what? I'm fucking dead!"

"Wow you're worse than the last one," The thing muttered. It shook it's head-if it had one that is- and produced something out of thin air. It pulled it's arm out and lobbed it at my head.

"Holy shi-"

The light- who, if you looked close enough was actually a tall blonde haired guy, sighed as he saw the body of the girl disappear. it really was getting tiresome doing this every 100 years, he just wanted to enjoy his afterlife in peace.

Our main character- who's name I forgot to mention (it's Suzy by the way) - jerked awake and proceeds to cough loudly.

She flailed her arms around in attempt to stay balanced, though I'm honestly puzzled how someone can manage to fall over sat down.

In the most ungracrful manner she-

I heaved myself up gracefully (ignore the narrator, she-for some reason i cant fathom- hates me) and proceed to yawn into my hand.

I can't belive I feel asleep in the middle of the bloody alley- my withdrawl of sugar must have taken a bigger toll on me than I thought.

I bounce on my feet and look around the dirty alley and reach for my phone once I find it. I can't believe no one stole it.

I press a button on the side of the phone and it lights up.

9:28am

My eyes flick bellow the time absently before flickering back in surprise.

August 28th 2003

...

2003

2003?!

"Bloody hell,"

Meanwhile as Suzy is freaking out the blonde haired dude from earlier:

"Shit wrong universe,"

He then proceeds to pull out a- I don't even know what the fuck that thing is supposed to be- and throws it carelessly behind him.

Suzy is in the middle of freaking out when something comes out of the sky, hits her on the head and knocks her out.