Sam: Omg
Hailey: Your an idiot! But I still luv u (no homo)
Sam: Im bored D:
Hailey: Me 2, I wish we had Internet on the move lol. The dramatic music scares me .
Sam: Same and I feel like we're mute or something and typing while in a moving car is hard
Hailey: Pft, talk for yourself! I'm to Prussian for this to be hard!
Sam: Hard, you say? Ohononon
Hannah: ...*alarm* GilTonio?
Hailey: Let's RP!

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Hannah+Sam+Hailey: *Pops into a room with Prussia, France and Spain*
Spain:...where did you come from?
France: Ohonononon Tonio who cares where they came from, we are now with three beautiful women!
Hailey: *winks at all three boys*
Sam: Oh. Mein. Gott.
Hannah:*glomping them like crazy*
Spain: awww...they're so cute!
Sam: *pulls both girls to the side* I call the albino, you two can fight over the other two...
Hailey: He looks like a freaking vampire...I want the Spaniard.
Hannah:ffft. Mine. Go glomp the albino.

(With the guys)

France: *pulls the guys to the side* Let's see if we can talk them into a orgy!
Spain: ...que?
France: Come on! It'd be fun, we'd get a turn with all three of them! :{D (frances Pedo face)
Spain: fusososososoo

(With the girls again)

Hailey: *rolled her eyes* Come on Hermanas! We've got sexy men waiting for us!
Hannah: Kay!
France: *wraps arms around Hannah and Sams shoulder* Hello Mademoiselles!
Sam:*trying to do a French accent* Ah...bonjour? :D
Hannah:*cough*dam froggy*cough*
France: So what are two love-ley ladies like you doing 'ere?
Hailey: *rolls eyes and turns to Tonio* Hola~! Soy Hailey~! *smiles*
Sam: Eh...*looks from Hailey to France* I...Oh my God someone help me.
Hannah:Eh. *standing next to Prussia*
France: Ohonononon
Prussia: kesesese what's wrong, Frauleine?
Sam: I don't know who you are :D
Hannah:...
Sam: wait why is your zipper down...?
Spain*face palm* Gil...why?
Hannah:...oh crap. He isn't..?
Spain: cover your eyes children!*pedo face*
Sam: *Covers eyes then slowly peeks out*
Hailey: *shrugs* Nothing I haven't seen before! *smirk*
France: *inspecting undone zipper* 5 meters my **!
Hannah: bah!*hiding behind Antonio * ...nice **...
Prussia: *Slowly turns around to hannah and Sam* You two are virgins...right?
Sam: I... D:
Hannah:...fuck?
Spain:Gil! They're children! Thats my area of expertise!
Sam: Oh my God you guys are awesome
Prussia: I know!
Hailey: wait...why didn't you ask me if I was a virgin?
Prussia: ...No comment.
Spain: Be nicer to the girls Gilbert! *glomps all three girls*
Hailey: *grins and snuggles closer*
Sam: Oh my~
France: *pulls Prussia aside* He is stealing our women!
Prussia: So unawesome D:
France: What are we going to do?
Prussia: I know... *walks up to them and puts his hands on his hips* Who wants to see my five meters?
All the girls: More like five CENTIMETERS
Spain: *laughing*you just got told amigo.
Sam: But...it's not possible to be that long...
Prussia: You wanna see for yourself? ;D
Sam: Wait what.
Hannah: *hides behind France*I don't wanna get raped! D;
Hailey: You touch my Bitches you get stitches. *glaring at Gil*
All the guys:Your Bitches...?
Hailey: Yeah, my Bitches! *puts arms around Hannah and Sams shoulders*
All the guys thoughts: Lesbian threesome, lesbian threesome, lesbian threesome...
All the girls thoughts: Gay threesome, gay threesome, gay threesome...
Hailey: Are you guys Gay?
Prussia: Nein!
France and Spain: Well there was this one time...
Hannah, Sam and Prussia: Wtf?
Prussia: So are you girls Lesbian?
Hannah and Sam: No!
Hailey:...Does bisexual count?
Everyone: *shocked*
Hannah: Why didn't you tell us?
Sam: Not cool man! We change in the same room!
Guys: Ohonononon/Keskeskeskes/fusososososo
Hailey: so? You guys are like, totally not my type!
Sam: Wait why do I feel offended?
Spain: So what is your type?
Hailey: *smirk* Spaniards and Hispanics. *winks at Spain*
Prussia: And you? *looks at Sam*
Sam: Germans! And Hispanics
France: And zu? *to Hannah*
Hannah: any guy thats Hot and smexy *does little dance*
France: *drooling*
Sam: Well I feel awkward.
Hannah: too bad Sammy! *glomp France*
Hailey: *snickers*
Prussia: Kesesese
France: Do you know the most used French custom?
Girls: No...
France: We get naked!
Hannah:...wtf
Sam: ...ok...
Hailey: Oh yeah! Like The naked beaches in Spain and Italy! I loved those!
Guys: *jaw drop*
Hailey: What? I was 4!
Spain: *pedo thoughts, pedo thoughts, pedo thoughts*
Hannah: *elbows Spain in the stomach* You've got that creepy pedo smile on your face again.
France: *glomps Hannah* Don't worry I'll protect you from the Pedo Spain!
Prussia: *shields Sam* I've got you Sam! Hide behind my awesomeness!
Hailey: WTF? Is no one gonna protect me?
Spain: I'll protect you Hailey...*pedo grin* I'll stay by your side at all times, while your eating, and bathing, and sleeping...
Hailey:...
Hannah:*elbows Spain in gut with a garbage can.* No. Bad. My Britt Lord you can't haz. *hides behind France*
Spain: Britt Lord...?
Hailey: IM NOT FUCKING BRITISH!
Sam: Britt Lords scaring me... *hides behind Prussia's awesomeness*
Hailey: *seething*
Hannah: She's our Britt Lord, Pimp Mac Daddy, Owner, Scone Mama, Mast-*cut off by Sam*
Sam: Basically were her Bitches.
Guys: *turn to Hailey and bow* How have you made these girls follow you so willingly!
Spain: Through sex?
Prussia: Beer?
France: Money?
Hailey: *rolls eyes* I just protect them from unwanted creepers and unclaimed bitches.
Hannah:I'm uncomfortable with those terms... I shall no longer be your bitch. But France's!
Hailey: Then I'll just let the guy on Sams bus rape you next time. *smirk*
Hannah: ...France will do it for me!
Hailey: *scoff* Do you really Believe that toothpick will be able to take on him?
France: Hey! I'm actually very limber from...'exercise'.
Spain: Trust me, he is.
Everyone: WTF?
Hailey: Either way, your still my bitch Hann-PRUSSIA GET THE FUCK OFF MY OTHER BITCH!
Prussia+Sam: *making out on a table*
Hailey: *pulls Prussia off Sam and throws him on the ground before cursing him out in Spanish*
Spain: So hot...
Sam: Nein! Hailey, It's alright! *hiding behind Hannah* I let him!
Hailey: You...oh...good job Sammy! Get some!
Hannah and France:...*super glomp*
Prussia: So...where were we? ;D
Sam: Ze mood, it is...ruined.
Prussia: D;
Sam: Kidding lol :D
Spain: *wraps his arms around Haileys waist from behind and whispers in her ear*
Hailey: *goes bright red, causing Hannah and Sam to gasp at their unembarrassable friend* S-sure, I'd like that.
Spain: *grins and drags Hailey from room*
France: Shall we?
Hannah: We shall-after you bye me a drink. *skips from room, France following behind*
Sam: So should w-*cut off by Prussia kissing her hard*
Prussia: *pulls back and grins* Your about to have the most awesome night ever!

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