Ingo: RESSURECTED
For all of you Ingo Haters out there, this one is for you.
Once upon a night at Lon Lon Ranch, a mysterious noise is heard upstairs in Indigo's room. "Dad," said Malon, "I think something is wrong with Ingo". "Oh really dear? Has there ever been a moment where that retard was ok?" responded Talon. " No daddy." "Then lets go check on him." Suggested Talon. So they went upstairs and they saw Ingo lying dead on the floor. "YAY!!! THE OLD MORON IS DEAD!!" shouted Malon. "Now Malon, that's no way to treat Ingo, lets let the Cucos eat him." So, They dumped Ingo's body in the Cuco pen and let the Cucos eat him. After eight years when Link just got back from savin the world again, a haunting voice appeared in his head. "Hey mama's boy" Said the voice. "What??" said Link "Who are you?" "I am the gay happy mask man." "NOOOOOO" shouted Link. "I am just kidding, this is Ingo." "NOOOOO THE LESBO!" Shouted Link. "ok jesses you don't have to diss me man." Said the ghost of Ingo. "Yes I do" said Link. "Hey, you like being scared link?" asked Ingo. "Ya" Said Link. "Ok, go to the poe shop and break the crate on your left." Said Ingo. So link dose it and he sees a bright blue Light. "HEY LOOK HEY HEY HEY LOOK LISTEN HEY HEY LOOK LOOK LISTEN HEY!" said the bright blue light. "AHHH!!! ITS NAVI!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Link. Link ran out of the poe shop screaming like a little girl.
For all of you Ingo Haters out there, this one is for you.
Once upon a night at Lon Lon Ranch, a mysterious noise is heard upstairs in Indigo's room. "Dad," said Malon, "I think something is wrong with Ingo". "Oh really dear? Has there ever been a moment where that retard was ok?" responded Talon. " No daddy." "Then lets go check on him." Suggested Talon. So they went upstairs and they saw Ingo lying dead on the floor. "YAY!!! THE OLD MORON IS DEAD!!" shouted Malon. "Now Malon, that's no way to treat Ingo, lets let the Cucos eat him." So, They dumped Ingo's body in the Cuco pen and let the Cucos eat him. After eight years when Link just got back from savin the world again, a haunting voice appeared in his head. "Hey mama's boy" Said the voice. "What??" said Link "Who are you?" "I am the gay happy mask man." "NOOOOOO" shouted Link. "I am just kidding, this is Ingo." "NOOOOO THE LESBO!" Shouted Link. "ok jesses you don't have to diss me man." Said the ghost of Ingo. "Yes I do" said Link. "Hey, you like being scared link?" asked Ingo. "Ya" Said Link. "Ok, go to the poe shop and break the crate on your left." Said Ingo. So link dose it and he sees a bright blue Light. "HEY LOOK HEY HEY HEY LOOK LISTEN HEY HEY LOOK LOOK LISTEN HEY!" said the bright blue light. "AHHH!!! ITS NAVI!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Link. Link ran out of the poe shop screaming like a little girl.