Feelings
A/N: I've been reading waay too much Glee fanfic recently, and this popped into my head today at work.
A/N 2: I don't own Glee or the characters, all I have is reluctant co-ownership of a green plot-bunny called Bronwen.
Noah Puckerman doesn't do feelings. He does cougars and Cheerios and other hot chicks, not feelings. And he especially doesn't do feelings for the pint-sized bucket of crazy currently talking a mile-a-minute about some lame-assed song she thinks will be their ticket to winning Regionals.
So why does the sight of her mega-watt smile directed at his best friend make him want to punch said best friend in the face.
Nothing to do with feelings, that's for sure. Noah Puckerman doesn't do feelings.
Fuck.