Invader Zim: The School Play
Chapter 1: Rehearsing
After the events of Invader Dib, Zim became Earth's new hero and was about to play the role of Frollo from the Disney film "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" and he was rehearsing, "Ok, I'm playing the role of Count Claude Frollo." Said Zim and he started to sing
Computer, GIR and Minimoose: Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)
Zim: Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father)
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul
Cogitatione (In thought)
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control
Verbo et opere (In word and deed)
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin
It's not my fault
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
I'm not to blame
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
It is the gypsy girl
The witch who sent this flame
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most grievous fault)
It's not my fault
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
If in God's plan
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man!
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most grievous fault)
Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda!
And let her taste the fires of hell!
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
Zim hears a knock and sees Gir, who's playing a guard "Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped." He spoke "What?" said Zim "She's nowhere in the cathedral, she's gone." Said Gir "But how!? I- Never mind, get out you idiot! I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Paris!" And he continues singing
Zim: Hellfire
Dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will BURN!
Kyrie eleison (Lord have mercy)
God have mercy on her
Kyrie eleison (Lord have mercy)
God have mercy on me
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)
But she will be mine
Or she…. will …..BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR RRNNNNNNNNN!
Zim then passes out within minutes