Invader Zim: The School Play

Chapter 1: Rehearsing

After the events of Invader Dib, Zim became Earth's new hero and was about to play the role of Frollo from the Disney film "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" and he was rehearsing, "Ok, I'm playing the role of Count Claude Frollo." Said Zim and he started to sing

Computer, GIR and Minimoose: Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)

Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)

Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)

Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

Zim: Beata Maria

You know I am a righteous man

Of my virtue I am justly proud

Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father)

Beata Maria

You know I'm so much purer than

The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)

Then tell me, Maria

Why I see her dancing there

Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

Cogitatione (In thought)

I feel her, I see her

The sun caught in her raven hair

Is blazing in me out of all control

Verbo et opere (In word and deed)

Like fire

Hellfire

This fire in my skin

This burning

Desire

Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

I'm not to blame

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

It is the gypsy girl

The witch who sent this flame

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most grievous fault)

It's not my fault

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

If in God's plan

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

He made the devil so much

Stronger than a man!

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most grievous fault)

Protect me, Maria

Don't let this siren cast her spell

Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone

Destroy Esmeralda!

And let her taste the fires of hell!

Or else let her be mine and mine alone

Zim hears a knock and sees Gir, who's playing a guard "Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped." He spoke "What?" said Zim "She's nowhere in the cathedral, she's gone." Said Gir "But how!? I- Never mind, get out you idiot! I'll find her! I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Paris!" And he continues singing

Zim: Hellfire

Dark fire

Now gypsy, it's your turn

Choose me or

Your pyre

Be mine or you will BURN!

Kyrie eleison (Lord have mercy)

God have mercy on her

Kyrie eleison (Lord have mercy)

God have mercy on me

Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

But she will be mine

Or she…. will …..BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR RRNNNNNNNNN!

Zim then passes out within minutes