Author's note: Hey guys. Minion here with another Bleach fic. We were supposed to have a submission but I've pretty much given up hope on that. I have been working on a few chapter stories and whenever I worked on my oneshots, I never felt inspired. So with luck, I had this one already done from when I wrote the other Bleach fic. Personally, this is one of my favorite common pairings. This is actually based off of a picture on the internet that I found. As usual, no one owns anything canon. Read, Enjoy, Review.
Shipping Wars
Yasutora Sado, or Chad, as his best friend Ichigo Kurosaki liked to call him, liked many things. Cute animals, tomatoes, and music being some of them. However, what most didn't know, was that Chad was a bit of a romantic. And nothing intrigued him more than Ichigo's love life. Of course, he didn't try to influence it in any way, but he liked other people's attempts too. So that's how he found himself on the computer, looking up the current leadings. This time, the gentle giant found himself wondering when the war of fans started and just who were all of those who participated were anyway.
-Ichiruki-
"Hmm. So the Ichihimers are still alive?"
Uryuu Ishida mused to himself, pushing his glasses up, the light gleaming off of them.
"Then I guess I'll just have to start a dozen of new Ichiruki fanclubs, create one thousand new fanarts and start sewing some Ichiruki plushies."
Uryuu planned as he closed the Ichihime tab on his computer with a click.
"I WILL NOT LET ICHIGO HAVE MY HIME!"
The Quincy declared, raising a fist into the air.
-Ichihime-
"Crap. I was just gone for a few weeks and Ichiruki is still as popular as ever." Renji Abarai gritted his teeth together. "Fine! Then I'll create ten thousand new Ichihime fans in the current ichihime fanclubs, make five hundred AMVs and write as many fanfics as I can before my next assignment."
The red head started furiously typing.
"Rukia is too good for that jerk. I WON'T LET HIM HAVE HER!"
-With Ichigo-
"Just who are these people?" Ichigo Kurosaki asked as he browsed through the many pages concerning his love life.
"Is something wrong Ichi-kun?"
A soft voice came from the door. Ichigo turned to see Nelliel Tu Oderschvank in nothing but her green panties and one of his T-shirts.
Ichigo shut down the computer and turned to his girlfriend.
"Just some annoying people on the internet."
The buxom Arrancar smiled.
"How about I take your mind off of it?"
Ichigo grinned.
"Of course."
Screw the internet. He preferred real life anyway.