This story is useless! I just got a random idea, and it made me laugh, so I vomited said idea onto the page. That is literally it. As always, please R&R! Zombie Kakashi will be sad if you don't. Do it for Zombie Kakashi.
Kakashi felt Madara's black goo shear through his body, decimating his lungs and heart.
For some reason, he felt extremely cold, even though exertion and adrenaline should be keeping him warm. It wasn't a cold night, after all.
Falling to his knees, and then slowly crumpling to the ground, everything seemed to become still. He dimly heard Naruto's cries, Sakura's cries, everyone's cries all at once.
Then everything became quiet and he heard no more.
Madara grinned, taking kunai in the arm. He had just taken down one of the key players on this battlefield, the tides were turning in his favour. After all, the Copycat was the smartest of the small team facing him, and the brains were a vital part of any body. Dimly, he watched the small flakes of Edo Tensei reappear to heal his arm. The joys of being a zombie.
Wait…. That wouldn't work… would it?... BUT IT WOULD!
Moving as fast as lightning, Madara scratched out a seal in the surface of the dirt. He smeared some of Hatake's blood over the seal, grabbed a Kumo chunin, and wove through hand signs in a blur. The entire operation took slightly over 5 seconds.
"EDO TENSEI!"
A coffin slowly rose out of the ground, groaning and it stretched. The lid opened, and fell to the floor with a clunk.
A shock of white hair.
"Sensei…" Naruto whispered, his eyes narrowing as he realised what Madara had done. There was no way Madara was going to force Sensei to fight him.
Madara laughed maniacally (He enjoyed it. It was therapeutic, really) and pulled out a tagged kunai, dramatically preparing to plunge it into the base of Kakashi's skull.
Kakashi opened his eyes, saw what was happening, swore, and calmly walked back to his team.
"So how much time has passed? Not much, judging from the moon's position."
"None at all, Sensei. He literally just killed you and Reanimated you, right on the spot." That was Naruto.
Addressing Madara, Kakashi asked "Those things are what let you control Reanimations, right?"
"Well… yeah."
"So what in the world made you think I would just stand there and let you shove it into my skull? I like my free will just fine, thank you very much."
"Well, the idea is that you are so disoriented by being brought back to life that you just stand there. Can't you at least co-operate?"
"I'm not a very co-operative person."
"I think I hate you"
"You're welcome."
"Go die."
"No can do, I'm afraid."
Madara would never live this one down.