Character list: Jayfeather and Luna( OC by Dragnerz)
Guest: Zira(TLKII)
Camera: Lionblaze
Teleprompter: Larka(sight)
Lights: Otulissa(GGH)
Interviewees: 4 of the twisted reality by pheonix incarnate and Nightshimmer . Scubb from the Redwall fanfic Throw down your Guise by Jade Tealeaf
This is a follow up to Jayfeather Talk featuring only interviews instead of tortures and dares.
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Mosshadow: hi and welcome to a simplified version of Jayfeather talk so I can finish up the un-interviewed characters. And make fun of- I mean write about film and anime characters. And how do you like the new stage after Hollyleaf blew up the last one? We're in Larka's place this time.
Luna: why do you have all those burns Jay?
Jayfeather: Mosshadow decided to drag me and Morgra of to the Anti-pure ones party with Soren and Twilight. Then he got us to play with fire, and then guess what happened
Luna: er what?(Jayfeather ignores her and looks at the guest host for this episode.
Jayfeather: okay, whose is Zira?
Mosshadow: crazy lioness from the second lion king movie.
Jayfeather: why is everyone I get crazy!!!
Luna: I'm not!
Zira(evilly): hello...
Nuka: Hey mom you forgot your Anti-depressants!
Zira: I'm on stage you idiot!*slap*
Nuka: sorry mommy...(He runs off sadly)
Zira: stupid child.
Control room-----
Larka: What the *Bleep*!
Otulissa: I'm not doing that to my children.
Stage----
Lionblaze: Jeez...
Luna: that's cruel....
Zira: *cold smile*.
Jayfeather: *cough* We are beginning with the Twisted Reality characters Sandshadow, Shadowstone, Daydream and Nightmare.
The said cats come in.
Luna: Welcome to Jayfeather Talk!
Nightmare: Hi!
Jayfeather: so how is it in the asylum?
Daydream:*hops up and down excitedly* oh it's not bad but we rarely get let outside and we have all these guys checking in on us so that we don't jump off a bridge or something.
Nightmare: or freak out when we see things and try to make knives or bite each other. By the way Moss you really had a big delay in putting us on the show.
Mosshadow: sorry! The Tortures and dares take up so much time!
Zira: I didn't get a sheet of paper you fools ! How do I know what to ask these imbeciles!
Jayfeather: there's the teleprompter! Look underneath the camera lenses! Unlike you I'm blind so I actually memorize my questions , stupid!
Lionblaze:*points at screen underneath his camera*.
Larka:*in control room* Man , is she trying to insult me or something?
Zira: I can't see the letters! To small. I'll threaten , er persuade the teleprompter to make them bigger!
She runs off the stage.
Luna: Umm,........ I'll take her questions. How is it seeing demons Sandshadow?
Sandshadow: ohh there soo scary and they want to take my SOUL!! AHHH THEIR HERE! ! *points at certain wolf in the audience*
Fell: um, what did I do? MOSSHADOW ENOUGH OF THE LAME COMMENTS ABOUT ME!!
Mosshadow: sorry.
Sandshadow: NO NO BEHIND HIM!!
Tigerstar: me? Why I've never done any thing wrong in my life!
The view cuts to a 2 way split of StarClan and the lake .----
Everyone: *COUGH, COUGH, CHOKE , CHOKE , FAINT!*
Back to stage-----
Jayfeather: anyway...
Sandshadow screams and runs as fast as she can towards the door. The asylum employees grab her and send her to solitary confinement.
Shadowstone: *gets taken over by other personality* (demonic voice)I will destroy you!
Jayfeather: what did I do?
Luna jumps in front of the host. Shadowstone is held back by the two remaining cats and there is a big fight. The doctors tazer them and take them off stage.
Luna: close one...
Jayfeather: and wheres Zira?
Control room----
Zira: how dare you make the words to small for me to see!
Larka:(calmly) I needed to fit the question in the screen , you could have easily seen it.
Zira: *grabs Larka and puts claws to throat* Do you want to die?
Otulissa: wow , she is insane!
Larka: *struggling* aren't you going to help me?
Otulissa:*gasp* hey look Simba's in the audience!
Zira:*drops Larka* really? I gonna go take my revenge on Him! Ha ha !
Larka immediately slash knocks Zira over and holds her down.
Otulissa: security!
Graystripe comes and pawcuffs Zira. Cloudtail comes to help drag the crazed lioness away.
Back on stage----
Cloudtail Drops Zira roughly on the stage.
Zira: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Jayfeather: and we shall now go on to our next person because I don't giva damn about a stupid annoying lioness even if she is from a really popular movie.
Luna: and our next interviewee is Scubb an OC from the Redwall fanfiction Throw Down Your Guise By Jade Tealeaf.
An anthropomorphic vixen skips in to the studio.
Scubb: Hello!
Luna: Hi and welcome to Jayfeather talk.
Scubb(snappishly): I know dat! It's right above the stage and printed on all those Tv screens all over the place!
Jayfeather: thats just a decoration and we always say the name of the show so people remember!
Mosshadow: Cough! Get on with it!
Luna: the author sure likes to put in exclamation marks.
Jayfeather: um sure. Anyway read the Q's Z.
Zira: My names ZIRA AND DON'T YOU DARE SHORTEN MY AWESOMELY COOL NAME YOU LITTLE PEST!
Mosshadow: You do realize that Zira means hate in Swahili?
Zira: oh. YAY! PIE!
Cut to 20 screen view of the people reading this and StarClan and tons of other places.------
Everyone:OMIGOD MOSSHADOW USED HIS MOST REPETIVE AND SIGNATURE PIE JOKE AGAIN!
Honeyfern: though I like it! *eats pie*
Soren: yeah me too*EATS BIG PIE*
Twilight: me want some! *reaches through dimensions and steals Honeyfern's pie*.
Honeyfern: *BLEEP*! (she pulls out a tazer and jumps into the GGH Canon universe , shoots Twilight and jumps back into StarClan.
Soren: you could have just shared with me.
Twilight: well I felt like being random to please readers.
Soren: good job then.
Studio-----
Jayfeather: Mosshadow, please switch the damn view back to the actual fic instead of side conversations.(muttering) man , I hate these authors who put random crap in their parody fics.
Zira: can I read the damn script already!
Luna: could you two damn morons stop saying damn!
Zira: damn, you for damning me to stop damning! Damn!*realizes she said it again*Damn! Damn!ACK!
Readers: just shut up and get on with it!
Zira: oh fine, you little pests... OW!*readers hits her with a BB gun* stupid American teenagers.... First question, what are your goals in life.
Scubb: well, I'm a little confused right now. I just want to find my mother Bargra, but after that I'm not sure .*looks confused.*
Luna: do you feel well disposed to the hares?
Scubb: yeah they're my friends now but I always have trouble watching my mouth.
Lionblaze(Camera): yeah , just like my bro...
Jayfeather :*hiss* Do you get into mischief a lot?
Scubb(smile):yeah, sometimes with my friends we try to put buckets of scraps or cold water over door ways. It's kinda fun to see random beasts get their fur all soaked and mushy. Drives the officers nut when their in uniform! He ! He! Though one time we almost got my guardian so I had to open the door way on my self so Pewter wouldn't get it. I got let off lightly.
Zira: (darkly) Have you ever tried murdering someone? (she cackles quietly to herself).
Luna: thats not on the script!
Scubb : Huh? Why would kill the hares? Though I think some of them could use a nice beating!
Audience: *laughter*.
Mosshadow: and we're out of time thanks for joining us.
Scubb: yer welcome. Bye!
She leaves.
Mosshadow: and I have some important news! This fic is part of a massive update! I have TWO new STORIES! And my Sight fic Return from beyond the Red Meadow is updated with a long chap! Go to my profile and read! And we are accepting interviews as usual. There is a 8 character limit per episode and next episode at least 2 have already been filled so review , review ,review! And next guest host is Naruto! Even though I barely watch his show!
Zira: why can't I stay?
Jayfeather :Yes! I'll be rid of her! Yippee!
Luna: And that ends it for this episode bye!
Credits roll---
And Click on that box! Yes the light blue one with the Green Words!. And as previously stated I have TWO NEW STORIES! And my main adventure story Return from beyond the Red Meadow is updated! Please read that even if you haven't read the Sight. It's my main focus fic and I want it to be the most popular after Jayfeather talk. Thanks BYE!