Sherlock could totally not believe his ears. Well, he could believe because it was what he heard and he did not mishear anything he heard, that's for certainly.

"Did you hear me?" Watson asked. He was a doctor.

"Yeah."

"Well what do you have to say about it?" Watson asked. He asked things a lot sometimes.

"I need to go to my mind palace."

"Okay." Watson said and out of nowhere Moriyarti swung through the open window. He had a lot of rain on his head and clothes. Actually he was really rainy all over himself.

"I'm here to cause a dilemma!" he exclaimed.

"We don't need any more dilemmas today?" Watson asked. Sometimes he asked so much that his statements came out as asking.

"Well too bad because I am here already and it rained on me making me wet." Moriyarti said and Watson could not tell if it was spit or rain coming out of his facial holes.

Sherlock was stuck in his mind palace for a couple or few minutes more before he sat up straight and accidently smashed the bat skeleton that was on the table.

"What is t?" Watson asked with inquiry in his questioning voice.

Moriyarti got angry Sherlock did not acknowledge him – or even look at him. He grabbed Watson's hand and pulled him in close to his rainy wet dog smelling body. Moriyarti licked Watson's cheek and Watson fainted in his arms.

Sherlock stared, trying to hide his confused feelings but not showing feelings on his face. So really it looked like he was just staring but with no feeling or emotions.

So, Sherlock looked at Moriyarti and Watson with a stare.

Moriyarti caught Watson's limp body and sighed a big gigantic huge sigh. "We have this problem every night."

Sherlock stared a unblinking stare he didn't even blink with that stare of his that he stared at Moriyarti.

So Moriyarti continued, "We go to bed I touch his body and he totes faints on me!" he got angry all of a sudden and picked Watson's mind crippled army body up over his head. "All I want is some lovin'!"

Sherlock was worried about Watson.

"I know he came here to ask you about this problem! Tell me what you said to him!" Moriyarti demanded and threw Watson's body at the door at the same time Molly the dead body inspector entered the room.

Watson's body sent both Molly and Watson's body tumbling down the stairs.

Sherlcok kept a stare on Moriyarti and drank some tea. He had to play it cool if he wanted to beat his arch nemesis.

But before Sherlock could say anything there were two gun shots heard from downstairs. Sherlock rushed down the stairs and saw John and Molly's broken boned bodies and that they were shot in the head.

"My mission is complete!" Ms. Hudson the old landlady yelled from her kitchen.

Sherlock dropped his tea cup. Tea splashed in slow motion all over his feet. "Noooo!" Sherlock dropped to his knees. When Sherlock looked up crying his wet sad tears of sorrow he saw Moriyarti and the landlady making out with passion of fire.

Also, out of Watson's pocket a pregnancy test fell out with positive results out of his pocket in front of Sherlock's broken tea cup and wet tea shoes.

to be continued ...

((Author's note : this is my very first story writing! Please leave reviews! I like to learn!))