DK: My first FMA fanfic… x3…wells…I hope you like it! Sorry if it's weird...I'm just...weird right now…x…Please review or flame! xD…and…by the way…this is a one-shot…unless I get more ideas…x3...and…Sorry for OOCness….I only watched one real episode…and I read a few episode summaries…so...if it's messed up...I'm sorry…T.T

WTF

Roy walked toward his office, while passing Hawkeye he thought he saw a bit of skin…well…a little more than a 'bit'. He began walking towards it, Riza noticed, and immediately blocked his way, by standing in front of him.

"Colonel, there's someone wanting to meet you in your office. I suggest that you hurry, her patience might be wearing thin…" Riza said as she steered Roy back in the direction of his office.

Roy just gave her a strange look, sighed, and started walking back to his office. As soon as he was out of sight, Riza turned to where Roy had seen the 'bit of skin'.

"Hughes, you idiot, you almost blew it! I don't even know why you're dressed like that!" Riza scolded, while glaring at him.

Hughes laughed as he jumped out from behind a corner, he was grinning madly.

"Aww….you have to love this outfit! It's just so...perfect!" Hughes said, still grinning.

Hughes was currently in a giant-adult-sized diaper. He had a bow in hand, and a quiver of 'arrows' slung over his shoulder. Instead of arrowheads on the arrows, the tips were red hearts, and at the tip of the hearts, were needles. Long, sharp, evil looking-needles.

Riza just shook her head.

"What do you plan on doing with those 'arrows'? The needles don't look too friendly…" Riza said as she eyes the arrows.

Hughes just grinned.

"You'll see, really soon…" then he hurried off, after Roy. Riza stood her ground, but after a while, she followed, knowing that Hughes would end up hurt somehow.

-Back to Roy-

Roy took a deep breath, looked down, and put his hand on the handle of the door to his office. Slowly, he began to turn the handle. When he opened the door he looked up, squinting as he looked up, what he saw shocked him, yet at the exact same time, he felt a excruciating pain coming from his…ass.

"What…the...FUCK!" Roy roared, severely pissed off, not at the sight that greeted him, no, but at the pain coming from his buttocks. Then he yelped as two more of whatever hurt his precious tush, hit him so that he had three pains that were conveniently sticking out of his behind.

He slowly turned around, and looked down at his clothed ass.

There. Sticking out of his arse, were three certain arrows. Arrows that had hearts as arrowheads.

Steam could be seen coming from his head, as his eyes burned with a fire. A very big, pissed off fire.

Roy immediately yanked out one arrow, then another, and finally the last one. As each one came out, he let out a yelp.

Roy held up the arrows, eye level. He stared at the lethal looking needles. Then he thought he heard a snigger, and looked up. He didn't see anyone, no one in the hallway at all.

His eyes narrowed, suspicious, he had yelled yet no one was there. He slowly turned around, and looked back into his office. He walked into it with difficulty, as the pain in his butt hurt too much.

After he got in, he closed the door behind him. He slowly, mainly because of the throbbing soreness in his ass, walked towards his desk.

He eyed the figure standing in front of the desk hungrily…

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TBC

DK: Well…tell me what you think about it! X3 If you want me to continue, review, if you want me to stop…flame…or…just don't review…hehe…xD Wells….just to tell others...ZAP will be updated...as soon as I can get another idea…feel free to send me any! X3 A Short Walk on Christmas Eve will most likely be on hiatus until Christmas…and…just to remind people…Cherry Blossom Memories was a one shot…so…yeah….I don't have anymore ideas for it…unless you want to send me some…x3 Well…byebye for nows!