Challenge: Write a short fic including one or more of the following words : elephant, friend(s), umbrella
"Geez, Danny. You OK?"
"Ngh…wh'd 'u fink?"
"Sorry, stupid question I guess. Only you though Danny…only you could land head first into a clump of stinging nettles and come out looking like the elephant man!"
"Fanks J'ck, niiice of'u ta saaay so. Shum friend you are."
"Does it hurt as bad as it looks?"
"N't goin' there J'ck. Y're fault. Wudn't'a fallen if you hadn't shoved me."
"Oh yeah…that's right. Blame the hero. That umbrella fern would have squashed you flat if I'd left you where you were. You should be thanking me not deriding me."
"D'riding? At's'a biiig w'rd, J'ck."
"What…oh well, at least I can say it…more than I can say for you…Nettle Boy."
"N'ttle B'y? J'ck. Not Pl'nt B'y?"
"Well you'll always be PlantBoy but for now NettleBoy seems more appropriate…them nettles, they did seem to love you, don't'ya think?"
"J'ck?"
"What?"
"Sh't up."