50 shades of amythestst.

claimer: I was sinpred by the supergreatbook 50 shades of gray.

cais xyuel rools.

caius ballad awoke from this day dream of his goergous angel, yuel. wondering where she had been when he roused from his sleep. "yuel." he breathed in achingly aching agony as he felt the suffocating grip of the morning light shining through his turmoiled filled essence.

he dreamed of uel and her pretty eyes and they way her hair swished in the moonlight sun. she was beauty like the beautiful ophelia from romeo and jilet, the book that caius was reading. for his dreama class.

caius's best friend noel had a curhs on him but ciaus wasn't gay. he was in love with yuel. So, one day. Caius aoke from his fream but Yuel wasn'tthere. It didn't matter thatYuel was 1000000 years younger than Caius, they just knew that they were inlove.

"But, I love you." Noel said with such passion that it brought a tears to Caius eye. But Caius wasn't in love with Noel like he told him before. Anyway, Yuel was walking down the hallway one day and Caius was reading hamlet by his locker and putting more eyeliner on his eyes.

"OIh, Noel." He said, feeling his heart ache with the longing he felt for his Paddras goddesss. "I love her so much and she doesn't even know I exist. I feel such Chaos swirling in my loins for my goddess of lore."

"You're gay." Noel sia dand walked awayfrom Caius and Caius cried and read more Hamley.

They went to lunch and Caius put his tray down next to Yuel and asked her, "Is this seat taken?" But Caius said it wasn't so Noel sat down.

"I wrote a poem for you." Noel said to Caius. Yuel gaspedand asked Caius to read his poemand Caaius blushed because he was embassed.

"I wrote a poem for you." asked Caius to rYuel because he reaad his poemand Caaius blushed because he was embassed

Yuel nodded, but first she died and was born again. Caius was en awe of her mythos. Yuel was actually a goddess from the futureand could see everyhting.

Yuel died while they were sitting at the lunch table three more times before Caius brought out Hamlet and told her that he was in love with her like Oepdius loved his mom.

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Caius took Yuel by her hand and put her in the water and then swam down into the deep dark depths of his sadndess with her. His love was like an ocean of sadness that broke through the chasm of his aching heart.

"Let's kill ourselves together." Yuel said in her too frail, mousyvoice. She wanted to be wtih chaois forever, even though they just met at lunch.

"We shall go together." Said Caius with such passion and darkness. He was fifty shades of amethyst, and Yuel was the center of his aching depression.

"But first, we should have sex."

They used chaos as lubricant because Yuel was too virginal to have sex. So Caius used his chaos heart to touch yuekl's Chaos heart and had sex with every incarnation of Yuel until all of them were united.

Then Noel cried because he wanted to unite his heart with Caius, but Caius wasn't gay for the 1000000th time.

After that, Caius and Yuelk died in a vortex of deep, dark, sinking, catastophic and cataonic depression and they were holding their hands together over Caius's hamlet. They would finally be together, forever.