EDIT: Whoaaaa. Whoooooooaaaaa. I was so tired when I uploaded this. I obviously could not brain. Fixed the title. xD
Basically, I wrote this early last year. It was just a stupid little idea that came to me. I was originally planning on writing an entire story on crossover parodies, but that never happened.
Why am I posting this? …To prove I'm not dead. Or something.
I'm sorry I haven't updated anything in so long. I really am. I want my inspiration to come back, but it's being stubborn. But here's this, even though it doesn't make up for my necro'd time.
Disclaimer: Characters and magic school. Don't own them. I might, however, own the owl. And possibly whatever Ryou's planning on making for dinner.
.: The Fanciful Tale :.
Bakura was having a strange day, and things became continually moreso, especially when a chill ran up his spine, causing him to glance over at the open window. Why it was open, he'd never know. As he got up to close it, a large, feathery owl suddenly fluttered onto the sill, hooting softly and lifting its leg, around which was tied a letter addressed specifically to him. He gazed down at the words written in emerald green ink.
Mr. Bakura, King of Thieves
The Millennium Ring on Ryou's chest
Domino City, Japan
Under that, Bakura noticed the fancy wax seal that seemed to resemble a lio...
"Oh, hell no," the spirit said abruptly before slamming the window closed on top of the owl, that squawked its final, well. Squawk. "I'm not having any of that 'magic school' shit!"
"Bakura, who are you talking to...?" Ryou asked with a hint of uncertainty in his voice as he stepped cautiously into the room. Then he noticed the blood. And the guilty-looking thief who had obviously just gotten caught with his hands in the proverbial cookie jar. If, you know, cookie jar meant the window latch, and the cookies were a... "Oh, God, what is that?"
"A dead bird. We were having a nice conversation until you rudely interrupted us."
"...I don't know why I keep asking what goes through your head," the teen murmured to himself as he turned to leave. "Because you'd think by now I'd learn that I don't want to know."
.: The end :.