I think that Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief would have been a good film if it wasn't based on a book. Created purely for fun. I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians or any of it's characters.
Annabeth, Grover, Percy, Luke and Clarisse stared at the screen with wide eyes and open mouths.
Percy: What the hell was that?
Grover: Where's my red hair?
Annabeth: Why am I brunette?
Clarisse: Where am I?
They all were silent for longer and thought of all the flaws of the movie.
Percy: They didn't include that fight with Echidna and the Chimera! I worked really hard on that one. I jumped into a muddy river from way up high for that.
Annabeth: I don't think they mentioned Tartarus or Kronos once in the whole movie and that leads up to the sequels AND it's the reason Luke went evil!
Grover: I was supposed to be in a wheelchair! Where's my wheel chair?
Clarisse: Where am I?
Percy: Persephone was supposed to be in the mortal world when we went down to Hades. And when I needed help she certainly didn't comply!
Annabeth: What about all that 'Finding the pearls to get us out' thing?
Percy: My mom didn't even come back with us I had to leave her behind! That was my great sacrifice.
Clarisse: Where am I?
Annabeth: What about when we met Ares? He wasn't there and we went on that love boat thing with... Spiders.
Grover: I am not a womaniser! And the daughters of Aphrodite do NOT act like that! And I don't even know how to dance with hooves!
Clarisse: Where am I?
Annabeth: We didn't go to a museum! And that right was supposed to happen in the woods when we were looking for Grover right Percy?
Percy: I don't remember being able to hold my breath underwater! I have to have a bubble around me and I didn't know how to do that until way after camp!
Luke: I don't have a modern technology... Lair or whatever it was!
Annabeth: Why was I working with the Ares team? We didn't fight during capture the flag and you were SUPPOSED to have been claimed! We have no other way of knowing otherwise.
Clarisse: Where am I?
Grover: What about Pan? They never mentioned Pan!
Luke: Why on earth are we flying through buildings and why do I want the lightning bolt? I have no use for that! And where is Kronos? He's the reason I wanted Olympus to fall!
Grover: Did I hook up with Persephone?
Percy: Why are we so old? We were 12 back then!
Annabeth: I am not that smug and I do not say 'I always win'! Who says that? And what was 'I know I have very strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided whether they're positive or negative yet.' I did not like Percy back then!
Percy: Even though that hurts I have to agree. And whatabout the string that was snipped at the bus station?
Grover: There was no woman and her husband when we met Medusa! And she served us food. And how could I have known if my Uncle was killed by Medusa or not? I knew he was killed but he never mentioned anything about Medusa.
Luke: The scorpion method was so much better. I cannot not be dead after being hurled that far into the sea.
Percy: I could not do that back then. They made it seem like I had been doing it my whole life when in reality it took me ages to do anything like that!
Clarisse: Where am I?
Grover: What were they even trying to do?
Luke: I heard there's the sequel coming out in March.
Percy: With the cyclops?
Luke: Yep. From the images it looks like Tyson and Clarisse get pretty cosy and Tyson is kidnapped alongside Clarisse. No sign of Grover there though.
Clarisse: WHAT?! TYSON?!
Tyson: (From other room) STICK!
Percy: Why do we go if Grover isn't there.
Annabeth: The cyclops was keeping him to make the wedding veil. He could be there?
Grover: Yeah. That's it.
Luke: So are we going to see it?
Everyone: NO!
Tyson: STICK!