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Yang chuckled deviously as she unwound the spool of wire in her hands. Emptying the spool she pulled the remainder of the wire out and turned to plug it into the back of a microwave that was sitting in the middle of the floor. Finishing with her task she turned and hooked the empty spool onto a coat rack that had several strings leading to different places.
A devious grin spread across her face as she picked up a bag of hamburger buns, placing it gingerly unto a oddly perched birdcage. Humming a jaunty tune as she readied the rest of her massive creation, she couldn't help but smile wider as she thought what it was going to be used for.
"Yang? Do you really think this is a good idea?"
Yang sighed and turned to face a worried Jaune, holding what looked like a blowtorch taped to a mechanical parrot. His other hand looked as though it was hot glued to a television, that was ever carefully perched sideways on a pyramid of books. Yang sighed and placed a hand on his shoulder as a clock floating besides her head began to tick.
"Listen, you asked if I could help you beat Pyrrha at poker. And the only way I was going to do that is if you assisted me in what I dub the best prank of all time."
"How do you know its not going to explode?"
Yang quickly turned and spun a small tire on a toy car before returning to her conversation with the timid team leader.
"It will not explode, I have spent some of my best years designing this baby, I am certain you will walk away unscathed."
Jaune let out a sigh of relief as Yang returned to the final adjustments of her creation, getting under one of the beds she started calibrating certain springs. Several seconds passed before Yang popped out from the other side, oil stains covering her face. She pointed a wrench at Jaune as a spring shot past her.
"That is, if you managed to get that propane for the toilet."
"What propane?"
Yang's eye twitched as a nervous smile etched itself onto her face. Pulling herself out from under the bed, she tossed the wrench and dusted herself off. Walking over to Jaune she placed both hands on his shoulders with a small smile.
"Well, it would seem that this is where we part my dear assistant, it was nice knowing ya!"
With that Yang took a running leap and smashed through the window, leaving Jaune to wonder frantically as the teapot started to hiss behind him. He gulped as the room around him began to unravel.
"Oh no."
To most people passing by Beacon Academy's gates, the sight of a massive mushroom cloud made most stop and ponder what exactly happened. Thinking on it for several seconds as the cloud slowly began to dissipate, each then shrugged and returned to their strolls. Deciding that it wasn't worth investigating.
Inside the walls of Beacon however, the shockwaves from the blast shook the entire library. Most students simply re-positioned their stacks of papers and books. The shockwaves seemed to only have an effect on one person, who was shaken from her sleep onto of what she considered to be a comfortable book.
"Wha-? What happened?"
The girl sitting beside her simply groaned and flipped to the next page of her book, waiting to give her answer.
"What do you think happened? Your sister must have tried to prank someone, and it probably backfired. Again."
Ruby shook herself and stretched as she turned to Weiss, who sat next to her jotting down some notes on Deathstalkers.
"Should we go see if she is alright?"
"I don't know Ruby, if I didn't know any better, I would say that Glynda probably got a hold of her."
Ruby shrugged and was about to return to napping in the pages of history, but she was interrupted by a hand slapping onto her back.
"What, giving up on your older sister that fast? What kind of friends are you."
"The kind that have to live with a pyromaniac and psycho prankster."
Yang smiled as she spun around the table and plopped down next to Blake, the spots of ash clearly evident all over her person. The book reading girl tried to pull herself away as Yang pulled her into a hug.
"So sis, how did you manage to get here without being spotted by Glynda?"
"Please, I am not that reckless when it comes to escaping the aftermath of my pranks."
"So you ran for your life, and just managed to escape the blast radius and the police."
Yang stuck her tongue out, which was returned by Weiss. Blake groaned and returned to her book as she finally managed to get free of Yang's hold. Ruby sat quietly and watched the conversation, still wanting to return to sleep.
"You do know that Glynda is standing right behind you."
Everyone, minus Blake, flinched and turned to see an extremely angry Glynda. Her venomous glare directed soley at Yang. Everyone slowly inched away from her as Glynda began speaking.
"In my office, now."
The hatred in her voice was almost perfectly masked, which surprised them. Yang chuckled and stood, bowing to Glynda.
"Alright, you got me. I'll go quietly."
Turning back to her friends she gave a small salute.
"Don't wait up for me. This is going to be awhile."
With that Yang was escorted out of the library, Ruby watched until the doors shut. She turned back to Weiss and Blake, who had returned to their tasks.
"Do you think she's going to be alright?"
"No."
Ruby almost seemed shocked at the two's unanimous answer, staring at them for several seconds she shrugged and went back to sleep.
"Juane, how did this happen?"
Pyrrha stood under one of the many massive pillars surrounding Beacon, looking up to see Juane stuck on one.
"Don't ask, just get a ladder please."
I hope you have enjoyed!
Ramblings that I had for quite a while, the response to my thought on a Looney Toon style for RWBY.
Have a nice day!
