"Oh me's sweet Kirity." Iori exclaimed when Kiri came walking into the school building. She just ignored him and walked on. Iori watched Kiri. Oh, how he wished that she would notice him!
"Kiri, uh… I think Iori Kun was talking to you," Kanako Aoyama nervously told her. Kiri just looked over her shoulder and stared.
"Mussy-head, is this yours?" Narumi shoved an envelope into Kiri's face.
"No. Why would I challenge you to a hair cut battle?" Kiri replied, not wanting to have a part in whatever Narumi was doing.
"Why wouldn't you?" Narumi's temper was building up. "I bet you did send this to me but you're chickening out!"
"Kirity would never do something like that, meanie!!" Narumi winced as Iori began batting at his arm. "She's never afraid!!"
"Ow! Ow! Would you cut it out??" Narumi yelled. He shoved Iori in the face, pushing him away. "You're so annoying!!! Can't you speak Japanese?"
"Me can't help the way me speaks!"
Narumi just stared, trying not to laugh while Iori stood there confused. He couldn't help it? That's crazy. He should be able to ketch on after a while, shouldn't he?
"You'd think that you would get used to it, moron," replied Narumi. "You must be really slow."
"Oh, UNBELIEVABLE!!!"
"Shut up! You're so loud!!!" Narumi covered his ears as he ran into his SP room.
The whole day, Iori tried to figure out why Narumi's comment felt like such a painful insult. He tried to convince himself that Narumi was just jealous that he couldn't speak English. Maybe it made Narumi mad to hear how well Iori had learned his English. Sadly, Iori didn't realize what a stupid hunch this was.
But, now Iori was off to something more important. He planned to tell Kiri something that he hoped would make her think higher of him. He even decided to not mention Emi, or whom he calls "Emily", in front of anyone ever again. It was time to go for the next best thing, Emi's daughter.
"Hey, wuss!" Narumi called. Iori's face burned red in anger as he started looming over Narumi, trying to intimidate him.
"WHAT?" Narumi just stared, wandering why Iori was acting suddenly so…weird. Even though, he acted weird all the time so Narumi shrugged it off.
"Don't leave your sissy perfumes or whatever in my room, got that?" Iori kept the same looming position as he snatched the bottles out of Narumi's hands.
"Me is going to tell Kirity that me loves her," Iori bragged making Narumi practically want to hurl. "Don't be too jealous when she loves me too!!"
"Ugh, that's disgusting!" Narumi couldn't believe his ears. Why would anyone say that to Mussy-head, the girl who was practically a boy? "I would never be jealous of you, anyway."
"What?" Iori realized that every time he spoke in English, Narumi knew exactly what he was saying. "How does you understand what me is saying?"
"I speak English too, moron. And, I speak it WAY better than you ever will." Iori's jaw dropped in shock that he wasn't the only one that knew English. And, for Narumi to say that he was better than him was like a crime, at least in Iori's mind it was. Sadly, Narumi was probably right.
"Me will never accept this!!!" Iori said, falling to his knees. Narumi rolled his eyes at the overly dramatic wuss. "Oh, and by the way, you lost this fight!!!"
"What fight?" Narumi didn't notice that he was still speaking in English.
"Kirity likes me more than you. Me bets that you'll never be able to capture the heart of me sweet Kirity!"
"Ugh!" Narumi couldn't think of anything to say. He wouldn't necessarily want to attract Kiri, but his competitive side was telling him to fight back. "Oh! Stop trying to twist my mind, fag!!"
"UNBELEIVABLE!!! Me is not a fag!!!" Iori let out a loud cry, causing a whole bunch of girls to circle around and watch their little "fight."
"Oh my gosh, they're totally fighting with each other! Oh, Iori kun doesn't stand a chance against Narumi sama!!"
"Good! The girls are on me's side!" Iori's eyes lit up with hope for…who knows what.
"Uh, HELLO! They were just saying that I would beat you (heh, they know me too well) so that automatically puts them on my side!!"
"Narumi sama can speak English so well!!" The girls exclaimed with hearts in their eyes.
As Narumi and Iori continued arguing, Kiri came walking outside of the SP room, right where the two boys were. She missed half of the conversation and was very confused whenever Narumi started speaking in a foreign language. That doesn't mean that she couldn't understand him, but it still confused her horribly. And the fact that they were arguing about her was the strangest thing she could imagine.
"What's going on?" Kiri asked, her eyes as droopy as ever.
"Kirity!! Me will show you how much me really loves you!!!" Iori said as he pulled Kiri into a kiss. Narumi could feel every nerve in his body go into shock…well not really but he definitely felt a bit of competitiveness. Actually, he felt more than just a bit of competitiveness.
"Iori? What the…?" But, before Kiri had time to tell Iori how displeasing and unnecessary his kiss was, he was pushed out the way while she was forced into yet another kiss. But, this time, it was Narumi.
"No!!! She belongs to me, mister!!!" Iori once again fell to his knees, over dramatizing everything. "No hope… no hope for me…"
"What in the world is wrong with you?" Kiri couldn't express the shock she felt by just staring at Narumi, but she wished she could.
"AAAHH!! WHAT DID I JUST DO???" Narumi was shocked by his own actions, causing him to turn pail then run into the SP room and slam the door shut.
"So which kiss was better, Kirity?" Iori begged to know.
"I'm going home."
"No!! Kirity, me must know!!!"
Author: Well, I didn't really plan on making so much of this dialogue but I couldn't think of how to put everything into full detail considering I wanted it to feel like it was just another ordinary day. I guess it didn't end like an ordinary day though…Poor Narumi is going to have to get into some kind of therapy now, right? Not saying that I dislike Kiri, though…anyway. Please review, whether it being you telling me how much you loved it or hated it.