We're Going on an Elf Hunt

Disclaimer:I don't own this song...chant...thing. Nor do I own any elves or characters from LotR. If I did you can bet that I would be way to busy amusing myself to write fanfics(stop looking at me like that).
anyway without further ado....

We're Going on an Elf Hunt

We're going on an Elf hunt,
We're gonna catch a hot one,
What a beautiful day,
We're not scared.
Oh , oh!
The Shire,
the hobbit infested Shire.
We can't go over it,
We can't go under it,
We've gotta go through it!
hi hobbits, hi hobbits

We're going on an Elf hunt,
We're gonna catch a hot one,
What a beautiful day,
We're not scared.
Oh , oh!
A Nazgul,
A scary, evil Nazgul.
We can't go over it,
We can't go under it,
We've gotta run away from it!
eek, run, eek, run.

We're going on an Elf hunt,
We're gonna catch a hot one,
What a beautiful day,
We're not scared.
Oh , oh!
A river,
A loud, wet river.
We can't go over it,
We can't go under it,
We've gotta raft across it!
jump Frodo, jump Frodo.

We're going on an Elf hunt,
We're gonna catch a hot one,
What a beautiful day,
We're not scared.
Oh , oh!
Bree,
Rainy, muddy, Bree.
We can't go over it,
We can't go under it,
We've gotta go through it!
Squelch squelch, squelch squelch

We're going on an Elf hunt,
We're gonna catch a hot one,
What a beautiful day,
We're not scared.
Oh , oh!
Rivendell,
Elves live in Rivendell.
We can't glomp them,
We can't stare at them,
We've gotta catch them!
here elfie, here elfie.

OH Sh** I CAUGHT AN ELF!!!
Quick!
Through Rivendell, here elfie, here elfie,
Through Bree, squelch squelch, squelch squelch,
Raft across the river, jump Frodo, jump Frodo
Run away from the Nazgul, eek run, eek run
Through the Shire, hi hobbits, hi hobbits
Run to the house, run up the stairs,
Run up, to the bedroom,
Lock the elf inside and don't let him out until he promises to marry you,
WE ARE GOING ON AN ELF HUNT TOMORROW!!

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