I loved the idea of this story. Julz19 provided me with this idea and is for them. I have no medical knowledge and g!p implied and g!p story. Don't like, don't read it. All mistakes are mine. I do not own glee or any characters. Rated M for later chapters.

Chapter One

Santana POV:

"I know what you're thinking and no."

"Santana, you need somebody to help you around here. There is no harm in hiring a maid, especially now that you are going to be home for a while." Lisa said. Lisa is Santana longtime assistant and her legs for the next 6 months.

"I don't want some random smelling my thongs. It not happing Lisa."

"Well I already set up three interviews today. Look, the doctor said no walking or even standing for the next 12 weeks. So stop being a big ass baby and suck it up. You'll thank me later." replied Lisa while setting up Santana 'office' around her bedroom. Santana was going to be stuck in her bed for the next three months. She got hit by a drunk driver while driving back from spending time with Erica's, her now ex-girlfriend, family for New Year's. All of the bones in both legs had broken and her spine was compressed. She lost feeling below her waist but it was slowly coming back. The moment Erica found out Santana was bed ridden and would need somebody to care for her 24/7, she bailed. So all she was her mom, Erica and her nurse, Tia.

I could stop rolling my eyes at Lisa. I love her and hate her at the same time. "What time do they—". The doorbell rang cutting me off. "That answers my question."

"Oh that's the first one. Be decent." Lisa said before going to answer the door.

'This is going to be a disaster. I can't have some stranger walking around my house touching everything. What the hell is wrong with Lisa? It just gonna be me and this 'maid', she could kill me in my sleep. I gotta get rid of whoever this is.' Santana thought to herself just as Lisa and a young blond hippy chick with dreads who smelled like a pound of weed rounded the corner.

"Hell naw! No, no, no, no, no! She smells like she just lit up in the car. I don't got time for no po-po problems or my shit coming up missing, Out!"

"Wellllll, the next one will be here in about 15 minutes. Will you at least talk to this one?" asked Lisa

"I guess. I don't have time for this." I mumbled to myself. 15 minutes later, the doorbell rings over and over again like the person on the other end is on crack. "Oh God. Here we go again."

Lisa bring in a kid. Literally the girl looks like she is twelve years old and when she opens her mouth, it doesn't help her case.

"How old are you?"

"OMG, you're Santana Lopez. I love everything that you do and touch. Why are you in a cast and what are you doing home? Should you be at work? So if I'm hired I get to clean Santana Lopez's house. WOW! Wait til I tell Jessica, she is gonna be so jealous. Totes! Oh, sorry my name is Emily but my friend call me E. We can be friends, then you can call me E too. Am I hired?" Emily spits out without taking a breath.

"LISA! Come on. REALLY?!" I yell shocked. If this is the best Lisa could vet then my house is gon stay the mess it is now cause me and Bubbles here, are not about to become shit. "You gotta go. Can't do it. Won't do it. Bye!"

Once Lisa let Emily out, she comes back laughing a little too hard. "OK, my bad on that one. She wasn't like that when I interviewed her."

"You probably did that shit on purpose. Jackass."

"Your one and only, baby." Lisa says as she hands me my painkillers. I don't know if Bubbles made my body hurt or if the last ones are wearing off but I'm twitching in pain and Lisa can tell. "Take em. You don't have to be big bad Lopez in front of me. I've seen you naked."

"Only because you sat and watch me bang Zee against the wall, lil freak!" I say smirking.

"Whatever. I didn't watch, I walked in, set the files on your desk, and walked out. If I waited on you to stop sticking your dick in everything that walks, I would never get any work done." Lisa fires back.

"Won't be doing none of that anytime soon. Of all the things to stop working. Why God, Whyyyyyyy?" I laugh out when the doorbell suddenly rings.

"She's early. That's a good sign. Look Santana, I don't have time for you becoming the devil again so be decent please." Lisa says as she leaves to answer the door.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah I'll give this one—"I cut off when a pretty brunette with the most gorgeous eyes stops at the door.

"Oh Hi, I'm Santana. Come on in."

"Good morning, my name is Rachel. I'm here about the maid position." Her beautiful angelic voice says to me.

I feel a twitch down below. I chalk it up to my body recouping. "Oh yeah, Well tell me a little about yourself." I advert my eyes to Lisa quickly who is standing in the door with her mouth hanging open. Maybe she is as awe-struck as me. I feel a hint of jealous at this thought but go back to the angel talking in front of me.

"….I'm from a small town in Ohio. I was married for 10 years but recently got divorce. My friends dragged me out here "for a change" as they put it. I told them I would give it one year and after that, if I want to go back home, I would. So here I am. I personally have never been a maid but I always kept my place clean and I must be running some kind of maid service with the way I keep my friend's place together. She is rather messy, I never would have guess it really. Oh god, I'm rambling. Sorry." Rachel says cutting herself off.

I was staring in her eyes when I realize she had stop talking. "Oh no you're good." 'I can listen to you talk all day' I think to myself. Don't want to scare her off already. The laundry will do that for me. "Well, I give you a week trial period and then we can see if you make it on the Lopez team. Is that cool with you?"

"Yeah, sure thing. When do I start?" she ask me

"That is Lisa job. She takes care of all of that. I'm just the wallet in this operation." I say while looking towards Lisa.

"Ha ha ha Santana. You know you mean more than that to me. Gotta have somebody around to sign the checks. Love you!" Lisa says while blowing me a kiss.

I turn back to Rachel, "any other question? Feel free to ask."

Rachel hesitates for a while but finally take a breath and says, "How did you get in the cast? If you don't mind me asking."

"Oh no it's alright." Lisa looks at me like I've grown another head. She knows I don't like people, especially strangers, all up in my business. "Hit by a drunk driver. Both legs broken and spine knocked out of place. Temporary paralyzed from the waist down." I shrug it off like it's no big deal but really this accident has changed my life and I dealing with it by myself because it's just what I do.

"I'm sorry that happen to you, Mrs. Lopez. If I can ever help while I'm here, please let me know", my angel, I mean Rachel says to me.

"It's Miss and please call me Santana" I smirk looking right into those gorgeous eyes.

"Santana" she whispers to herself and the way she says it sounds perfect.

"Soooo, if you follow me Rachel we'll get everything in order." Lisa says breaking our staring contest.

"See you tomorrow, Miss Lopez."

My dick twitch again to the way she says Miss Lopez. 'I gotta ask the doctor about that and she really has to stop doing that' "Santana. See you tomorrow, Mrs. Berry"

"Miss. Bye." Rachel replies walking out the door while showing me her vacant ring finger.

'Isn't there a saying about hiring fine maid and nanny' I think to myself. "Oh well, I need some eye candy still I can't go nowhere. Nothing is going to happen. Nothing can happen. I'll just look and flirt." I say to myself as the painkillers put me to sleep.

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