Siri Sawn's Weird Discovery.. Aka The Best Fan Fiction Ever
By Slim Boy 21
For best experience listen to the audio version and do not read it... Got that you side ways cock sucking faggot?
Good. Then let us begin.
Hi. My name is Siri San and this is my fan fiction. It all started when I was a little girl. I was in my room playing with my WWE Elite series Shawn Micheals and Undertaker action figures... What is was a wrestling fan. FIGHT ME. Anyways I heard some awful noise coming from my brothers room. He was snorting loudly and moaning like a pregnant cow. I was too curious to continue playing with my WWE Elite series Shawn Micheals and Undertaker action figures and crept down the hallway.
Good thing we just had a rug installed into the upstairs hallway. Suprisingly my brothers door was open a crack and I peeked through to see him watching two naked cartoon Asian ladies hump each other. They were screaming like "OH YEEAH" "OH MY GOD YOUR LUSHES, SOFT, AND MOIST LIPS FEEL SO GOOD ON MY BIG, PINK, MUSHY, WET PUSSY LIPS." Such descriptive words made me want to take my ears and boil them, put on a plate with steamed potatoes and eat the fuck out of them. I also didn't even understand some of the words that came out of her mouth. "What are pussy lips?" I asked myself. I was also wonder why she was eating her so called pussy lips. Wouldn't that hurt. I understand a girl getting kicked there wouldn't be painful. But that would make me scream both inside and out.
As I went to get closer I accidentally step on some long purple rod. It started to vibrate making a rumble sound on the floor. This wasn't enough to faze my brother as he was still... "WHAT FUCK ARE DOING TO YOUR MAN PIPE?" I screamed. My brother jumped and fell out of his chair. He turned to see me holding his vibrated thingy. I was still trying to turn it off when he yelled "WHAT AH YU DUUING" "GET DUH HEIR OUTAH MY ROO". I ran to my room and closed the and didn't come out till PART 2 WHICH WILL BE COMING OUT SOON
THANKS FOR LISTENING TO PART ONE OF MY STORY AND HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PART TWO.. YOU WILL READ PART TWO RIGHT?.. YES YOU WILL AND ITS NOT IN OPTION. SO I IF I SEE YOU SWIPE DOWN AND PURPOSELY PASS MY SECOND PART I WILL PUPRPOSELY RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND BLOW A FUCKING LOAD DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT YOU FUCK FACE FUCKER FUCKING FEMALE FAGGOT FUCKER FUCKS A LOT FANBOY FUCKING FANGIRL FUCKER FUCKEE FUCK FUCK FUCK A DUCK FUCKSTER TRUCK SUCK A CUCK FUCKER.