Chapter One: What went wrong?
Once, there was this guy named Doug who was ADDICTED to donuts. He had a shrine of them.
Picture frames made of donuts, donuts for envelopes, an alarm clock made of donuts,geez, it goes on
and on with donut-mania. Heh. Donut mania. But anyways, there was this forbidden donut
in his fridge and he was hungry and he knew he couldn't eat that donut because it was for his
girlfriend.
"Karen," said the guy to his girlfriend.
"Oh, what now,Doug?" snapped Karen.
"Can I have a cookie?" said Doug.
"Cookie??? I thought you liked donuts!!!!" she screamed. Just to warn you, Karen is a very, short-
tempered person. Genetics. Her mom was like that and now she's a spitting image of her. She's nice
once in a while, but it's pretty rare that she doesn't yell at him.
"I-I do," stammered Doug.
"Then eat that donut in the fridge, you dumb retard," snapped Karen.
"I was gonna save that for you," said Doug.
"FINE!!! I'm going away and you better not eat that donut or I will kill you!" said Karen as she stormed out the door.
Then, as her Corvette drove off, he took a double-take to make sure she wasn't watching and he went to the fridge and oogled that donut. He reached for it. Then the donut, for some strange reason got up.
"Don't even think about touching me," said the donut. It was a regular donut with pink frosting and sprinkles with a voice with an edge to it.
"Wha-aa???" said Doug.
"You heard me," said the donut. "Did you say you were gonna save it for your girlfriend??"
"Yeah," replied Doug. "Tell me more about yourself."
"Name's Pinkie-Winkie," said Pinkie-Winkie. "I'm a girl and I like nice people. That's what my manufacturer says anyway."
"Doug," said Doug. "My girlfriend wants to eat you."
"NO!" screamed Pinkie-Winkie."I don't wanna be eaten! Just save me!"
"OK, I will," said Doug.
to be continued...