I was watching Inception and I realized how funny it would be if Morpheus saw it. Ha ha ha...I'm probs not gonna spend that much time working on this. My main story is "I didn't ask to be a part of Greek Mythology." So check that out if you havn't already done so.

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January 1st, 2011

I, Morpheus, God of Dreams is extremely bored. Ever since that stupid war between the Titans and the Gods, I've been stuck doing nothing because of that stupid Zeus. Only because I wanted a little bit more recognition. Zeus has been hogging up all the power for the past, like, three thousand years, and the minor gods want a change. I guess it was pretty stupid of me to join the Titan side, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Kronos looked like he was definitely going to win, especially when Oceanus joined the fight, that's when I decided that I should join the winning side. But that son of Poseidon stopped Kronos. At first, I was a bit enraged that we lost, but I was completely surprised when the mortal turned down the offer of immortality and asked the gods to pardon us minor gods. I was even more shocked when he asked that the minor gods would get cabins at that camp!

I think Iris was extremely happy and I haven't seen her like that since that man made the double rainbow song on youtube while he was high on meth. Completely outrageous by the way. He was probably her grandson or something like that. I mean, people can't like rainbows that much.

So now I'm stuck on Olympus. Since Zeus is still a paranoid asshole, all the minor gods, including me are under "supervision" at Mount Olympus. I can't blame him; I mean we did try to overthrow him. But since he's Zeus he's still an asshole. Since I'm super bored I'm going to start a journal. It's NOT a diary. Diary's are lame and only girls write in diaries.

Well, I must fulfill the wish of that Jackson kid. I should claim my daughter, Stephanie that just arrived at camp.

Morpheus.

January 2nd, 2011

Whoop de doo. My daughter was welcomed to camp half blood. Though she did get a few glares from those stupid Ares buffoons (probably because of my actions during the war), but that's not a big deal. I swear I'm going to put that stupid Connor boy to sleep for a year if he looks at my daughter in that weird way again. I must admit, she's quite adorable. I remember her mother; she was a Korean immigrant who was living in New York. So my daughter has the same small stature that all Asian women have. I'll be keeping an eye on Camp Half-Blood in case anything weird happens.

Also, today since I was even more bored than usual, Zeus said I could go to the mortal world for an hour or two to pass my time. I decided that I would go to one of those movie stores. Movies are a very good way to kill some time. They're at least two hours long, and if I check out 12 of them, it can take all day. I picked out a movie called Inception and checked it out from the lady at the front of the store.

After I got back, I found Hypnos sleeping on my couch. That lazy ass. He comes over frequently now because my daughter and his son are getting to be good friends. I think that's just an excuse so he can have some fun in his few waking hours. I woke him up with great difficulty and made him watch Inception with me.

Inception was really weird. There is absolutely NO way that stupid mortals can control their dreams. ONLY I can do that, because, I AM THE GOD OF DREAMS! Plus, the whole concept of going into somebody else's dream was WEIRD. I mean, if I control the right variables, I can make two people have the same dream, but I can't make them interact with each other in a dream. The whole concept of dream architects designing dreams was stupid, but entertaining at the same time, because nobody can make a dream save me. Even though they were relying on their subconsciousness and themselves to make dreams, they needed the help of technology to get into them. Plus, they made dreams to realistic, and dreams are supposed to be crazy and nonrecoverable for mortals. And they mixed up the words dream and reality too much, even I got confused . Demigod dreams are totally different, but I don't want to write down the whole dream philosophies because then my whole journal will be filled up.

I got a kick out of the girl architect who was named Ariadne. There is no way in the world today that some mother would name their kid Ariadne unless they were signing their kid up for social suicide. Ariadne was that Greek princess that Dionysus married. Maybe I'll show her the movie later. I guess her name fit the movie because the girl built mazes, which I must say again, is IMPOSSIBLE for mortals.

Hypnos of course fell asleep half way through the movie and didn't understand it at all. I had to keep on explaining things to the stupid god.

Well, I guess I'll keep on watching these movies. I checked out a few more. The Clash of the Titans, The Matrix, Forrest Gump, and The Lord of the Rings (all three of them that were there). They better be good. Hypnos is still here so maybe I'll shove chopsticks up his nose and see what happens. But first I think I'll take a break and see how things are going at Camp half-blood.

Morpheus.

by the way, im a stupid asshole that nobody likes. i love Hypnos and i wanna have sex with Isis cause she's pretty and looks pretty with all the colors of the rainbow. by the way. Hypnos was not here, he was sleeping. the ENTIRE time.

So what'd you think? Should I keep on working on this...?

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Hope you have nice dreams! :)