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AN// I Actually had a request suggestion for this story, that I loved and decided to act upon. I am really excited with this one, as it is going to be a romantic comedy and will not have any tragedy in it at all which is different than what I had done previously. And as this one comes as a suggestion, I feel it only appropriate to dedicate this one to Sweet,Sexy Slytherin; hope you like it! And now may I present you with the first chapter of Stuck on You:
*~Accidents Happen~*
"Eye of newt,"
"Eye of newt."
"Diced blorg beetles,"
"Diced blorg beetles."
"Hair of griffin,"
"Hair of griffon."
"Good! Now all we have to do is sit and wait for this sucker to boil."
Ron yawned, "Wake me up when it does."
"Ron!" Harry yelled, not too loud for they didn't want to wake the rest of the Gryffindor house, but loud and sudden enough to make the red head jump.
"What?"
Harry sighed. The rest of the Gryffindors went up to bed a long time ago; they did not have such important matters to attend to. For right now, the sixth year students were in the middle of a two day potions project in pairs in which they were brewing a bilging potion which they themselves had to test; of course they were also to brew the antidote.
During their pre-project research, Harry and Ron stumbled upon something called the Binding Potion. This concoction would bind the drinker with the first person they came in contact with as if an invisible chain connected the two at the waist. The next day when Harry and Ron saw that Pansy had some how machinated her way into being Draco's partner, much to the latter's dismay; they couldn't help but think it'd be really funny to try a little experiment of their own. Tomorrow, Draco would find himself to Pansy Parkinson!
"Ron, I think it's almost ready. Come here, I need to practice the Switching Spell again."
A dark haired stood in front of a room full of sixteen year olds. He was feeling rather embittered as he reflected on the vermin in front of him; they were all growing up so much. Normally this would be thought of as a good thing, but Professor Snape merely saw it as a curse. For every year they grew older and taller, they also grew a year cheekier and ruder.
The closer children got to being adults, the more they though they were adults and high above the rest of the hard working civilization. Were they in for a shock! As if the real world would care about their melodramatic and childish problems. If there was one thing he couldn't stand, it was arrogant teenagers who though of them selves as so old and mature when all the while they responded to life like children.
The professor sat dejectedly wondering which student he could help face reality today; testing had to be done in the next five minutes. As he surveyed the room, he realized that Neville Longbottom was working with Hermione Granger; no doubt in order to keep him from losing points for the Gryffindors. If he was with her, there was no chance of his making a mistake. Pity, he was usually a sure thing. Well, there was always Potter.
Harry and Ron sat in the back of the room holding a book open on their laps, reading the effect of the binding spell, and laughing at the funny images of Draco and Pansy that filled their heads. They were watching Draco closely to see when he finished his making his potion; they had finished theirs earlier- it's much easier to brew a group potion when you get along with you partner and they aren't denser than a forest.
There! Draco had put in the last ingredient, evident but the cloud of purple smoke that lightly bursted from the top. Now he was sitting back in his chair waiting for the potion to cool.
It was the moment Harry and Ron had been waiting for! Quick as a rabbit, Harry uttered the words that would switch the potion he and Ron had brewed last night with the one in Draco's cauldron. Perfect! Now all they had to do was wait.
Only moments later, the Professor's imperative voice spoke up, "It is time now, to test your potions."
Hermione reached for the jar in front of her but felt something grab her arm. "No Mione, you've done so much already, all I did was the antidote. Let me test it."
She agreed and allowed him to drink the potion.
Ron was the tester in Harry's group. Ron drank the potion and immediately began to swell. Harry actually had to stand on a chair and pour the antidote into Ron's mouth before the other boy could deflate.
All around the room, students were swelling up and shrinking down. All except for Draco. He didn't swell at all. Trying to decide what he had done wrong, he began to read over the instructions again only to find he had done everything right.
Frustrated with the potion Draco continued to flip through the instructions until he heard Pansy say, "Oh my!"
Draco turned to see what the fuss was about, and saw a quite comical site. Hermione Granger stood on a chair looking apprehensively at an empty jar besides a Swelling Neville whose swelling had already exceeded any done by any other student.
"Stay here!" screamed and angry professor, "I will go get some help."
Draco like all the rest of the class had become paralyzed and stood captivated with Neville as he inflated to larger and larger proportions.
Hermione still stood on the chair next to Neville looking at the glass, apparently trying to find the solution to her problem in the empty goblet. As she stood there in deliberation, she didn't notice that Neville's swelling arms were beginning to come dangerously close to her. A few seconds later, Hermione was knocked off the chair by one of Neville's enormous hands and was flung hard off the chair only stopping when she had collided with something bring her and it to the floor.
A red head and raven haired boy stood up at the back of the classroom exchanging worried glances. They had only been paying minimal attention to the engorging Neville as they were a bit preoccupied with watching a certain blond Slytherin. However they did notice Hermione fall. They leaned over their own desk to make certain they hadn't seen what they thought they saw.
Alas, their eyes played no tricks; Hermione was sprawled out on the floor entangled with none other than Draco Malfoy.
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Hello! Okay, the first chapter is short because it is for the purpose of introduction only; a set up. With the next chapter comes the start of the fun part. What will Draco and Hermione do? ^_^ I like this story! I hope you do too! Review and let me know! Luv you guys!
~Atiannala