A/N Okay guys sorry I havent updated, heres a little random story, enjoy.
JTHM Randomness.
XX Chapter One. This all happened because of cereal! XX
Edgar- "Eat it Nny!"
Johnny- "No!"
Edgar- "It's frootloops! Who dosent like frootloops?"
Johnny- "Apparently me! I don't want your fruity loops of doom!"
Edgar- "Their good!"
Johnny- "Then you eat them!"
Edgar- "I already ate!"
Johnny- "What did you eat?"
Edgar- ". . . Cheerios . . ."
Johnny- "See! You lie!"
Edgar- "I'm not lying! Eat your goddamn cereal!"
Johnny- "No!"
Edgar- "Eat the gay Cheerios!"
Johnny- "Lucky Charms aren't so damn magically delicious when their lodged in your throat!"
Edgar- "We aren't talking about Lucky damn Charms!"
Johnny- "Fuck you!"
Edgar- ". . ."
Johnny- ". . ."
Edgar- "That was rude Johnny. . ."
Johnny- "Yes, I know, I'm sorry."
Edgar- "Now eat your cereal."
Johnny- "No."
Edgar- "Goddammit!"
Alan (Me)- "The End!"
Edgar- "No! No! It is not the end until you eat your cereal!"
Johnny- "No, it is the end, it says so."
Edgar- "Not until you eat your frootloops."
Johnny- "Fine!"
Edgar- "Thank you."
Johnny- *Knocks bowl off table* Crash!
Edgar- "Oh no, tell me you did not do what I think you just did?"
Johnny- "It was the dog!"
Edgar- "We don't have dog!"
Johnny- The dough-boys made me do it!"
Dough-boys- "Yes! We made him do it!"
Edgar- "S.T.F.U! No one likes you!"
Johnny- "Yeah. . .No one really does."
Jimmy- "Hey guys!"
Johnny & Edgar- *Screams*
Edgar- "Oh my God I thought you killed him!"
Johnny- "Oh my God I thought I killed him to!"
Jimmy- "Oh my God frootloops!"
Johnny- ". . .Yes. . .Why are you here?"
Jimmy- "I don't really know."
Edgar- "Get the fuck out."
Jimmy- *Sad Face*
Johnny- "I will stab you again!"
Jimmy- "It didn't work the first time! What makes you think it will work now?"
Johnny- "Lucky Charms!"
Edgar- ". . .No."
Johnny- "Ffffuuuuuuck!"
Edgar- "You will not that kind of language in this household!"
Johnny- *Runs out of house* "Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Damn you to hell! Shit! Screw you!"
Neighbor- "Hey! Hey you!"
Johnny- "W.T.F do you want you old hag?"
Neighbor- "I am not an bag! And second! Keep it down you wacky freak!"
Johnny- *Eye twitch* "What. . .did you call me?"
Neighbor- "Wacky freak!"
Johnny- "Die!" Stabs neighbor*
Neighbor- "Agh! My spleen!" *Dies*
Johnny- "Yay!"
Dough-boys- "Yes! Now paint the wall!"
Johnny- "No! You do it! I'm going to get a BrainFreezy."
Dough-boys- "We're styrofoam! We can't move!"
Johnny- "Well your damn pretty good at running your mouths! *Walks away towards 24/7*
At 24/7
Clerk #1- "O.M.G it's that dude!"
Clerk #2- "What dude?"
Clerk #1- *Points* "That dude!"
Clerk #2- "What dude?"
Clerk #1- "The only dude that's in the store!"
Johnny- *Standing two inches away from the counter* "Umm. . ."
Clerk #1- *Screams* He's the one that killed BillyBobJoe!"
Clerk #2- "S.T.F.U Clerk #1. What can I do for you sir?"
Johnny- "Nothing. I just want a BrainFreezy."
Clerk #1- "The machines dead. . ."
Johnny- "Nooooooooo! *Gets knife out*
Clerk #1- "He's going to kill us!"
Clerk #2- "No! Kill him he has a wife and kids!"
Johnny- *Stabs Clerk# 2*
Clerk #2 "My kidneys!" *Dies*
Clerk #1 "Ah!" *Has heart attack and dies*
Johnny- *Stabs Clerk #1 anyway* "Yay!" *Gets cheery BrainFreezy and leaves $5 on the counter and goes home*
(One Hour Later)
Cop #1- "Murder!"
Cop #2- "Yes, we know Phil."
Phil- "They were murdered! Stabbed to death!"
Cop #3- "Why does Phil yell everything he says?"
Cop #2 "He has yellingtins disease Jeff."
Jeff- "Oh."
Cop #2- "Yes."
Phil- "Search for clues! And doughnuts! But mostly clues!"
Cop #2- "Okay people we're searching for finger prints an stuff!"
Phil- "Cop #2 I found something! It's a five dollar bill!"
Cop #2- "Does it have finger prints on it?"
Phil- "Yes!"
Cop #2- "Yay! Send it to the lab!"
Witness- "I saw and know who did this."
Cop #2- "Ma'am calm down or we will have to use force !"
Witness- "I am calm, look I can take you to his house."
Cop #2- She's got a gun!"
Witness- "What? No I don't!"
Cop #2- "Use force! *Shoots witness*
Witness- "Ah! My liver!" *Dies*
Phil- "Murder! And doughnuts! But mostly murder!"
At House Number 777
Johnny- *Sleeping* "Tacos. . .Need more tacos. . .
Edgar- "Aww! He's dreaming about tacos."
Johnny- "Stab. . .Edgar. . ."
Edgar- ". . .Tacos?"
Johnny- "I like tacos. . . *Snores*
Edgar- "Yay!"
Johnny- "Edgar. . .Is my friend. . ."
Edgar- "Double yay!"
Jimmy- "Hey guys!"
Edgar- "One less yay!"
Jimmy- *Gasp!* "Is Nny sleeping?"
Edgar- "Yes, leave him alone or I'll go kung fu on your cracker ass!"
Jimmy- "He's not suppose to be sleeping! He has insomnia! If he sleeps it'll mess up the natural balance or things!"
Edgar- "Go away, nobody likes you, go away and go. . .go get hit by a bus!"
Jimmy- "Not unless Nny tell's me to!"
Johnny- *Wakes up irritably* "Jimmy, you are worthless, nobody likes you, will ever like you, and nor will I ever like you. You are a pain in the ass, I hate you. So go throw yourself in front of a bus."
Jimmy- "T-thank you" *Runs out into road and gets hit my Micheal Jackson*
Micheal Jackson- "Oh no! I hit a little boy" *Pervy smile*
Jimmy- *Half dead* Where am I? Are you go?"
Micheal Jackson- "You could say that." *Drags Jimmy into his van and drives away*
Edgar- "You gave Jimmy to a child molester."
Johnny- "And you point is?"
Edgar- "Never mind. . .Did you sleep well?"
Johnny- I was sleeping! Why did you let me sleep? You know I hate sleeping!"
Edgar- "But you looked so cute!"
Johnny- *Eye twitch* "I. Am. Not. Cute!"
Edgar- "Your are too cute" *Pokes Johnny in the belly*
Johnny- "Poke my belly again and I will stab you."
Edgar- *Sad Face*
Back At 24/7
Phil- "The test results are back!"
Cop #2- "Yay! Who killed these men?"
Phil- "Some fool named Johnny C!"
Cop #2- "Where does he live?"
Phil- "In that general direction!"
Micheal Jackson- "Bumper-cars!"
Cops- "No!"
*24/7 blows up*
Micheal Jackson- "Yay grenades!" *Drives away with Jimmy in the back*
Back At House Number 777
Johnny- "Nooooo!"
Edgar- "What?"
Johnny- "The 24/7 blew up!"
Edgar- "Oh. . .Sorry. . ."
Johnny- "I'm going to kill Micheal Jackson!"
Alan (Me)- The end for now!
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