This is the original to the of Swords and Staffs I wrote, and I personally think it's better, but I'm a dork and I lost it **mope** but I found it, and decided to have both, cuz a few people actually liked the 1st 1! YAY!

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"MY SWORD IS BIGGER!!!!"

"At least I can handle mine!"

"Well, yeah...but mine is HUGE!!!"

Kagome "What!?" She turns around.

Inuyasha "Who's sword is better?"

Kagome "EEP!! THAT'S SO PERVERTED!! SIT, BOY!"

***BOOM***

Inuyasha "OW! What did I do!?"

Sesshoumaru had been watching, slightly amused by his half-brother's pain. "This is boring." He turns to leave and the 'I'm too sexy' song starts to play.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy, yeah!!"

Sesshoumaru scowls. "Damn fan clubs."

Inuyasha "Hey!! I want a theme song!" The 'Rubber ducky song' starts.

Sesshoumaru "HEY! That's Mr. Squeaker's song!"

Inuyasha pouts "But I want a theme song." The Bingo song starts to play.

'There was a farmer who had a dog, And Bingo was his name-o!'

Inuyasha "This is catchy!" He starts to snap and sing along. "B-I-N-G-O! B- I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! And Bingo was his name-o!"

Sesshoumaru "....Ok...." He starts to leave, but his song began.

'As I make my little turn on the catwalk, on the catwalk!'

Suddenly a catwalk appears

Sesshoumaru "Must.... resist.... urge...MUST RESIST!!" He runs away before the temptation to shake his booty became too great.

Kagome "That was interesting..."

Inuyasha "So...who's sword is better?"

Kagome starts to blush "how am I supposed to know that?"

Inuyasha "Sesshoumaru's is TEENY! Mine is HUGE!!"

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YEAH TOAST! Anyway, I hope you like it so far. I don't think the ending is as...**pathetic**...as the other 1, but Kim's the only 1 that's read it to the
end. Yeah, ending's gonna be odd....

Thanks to any1 that reviewed!

Jenna/MIKA/jonnass