Diary of Natalie Kabra
Dear Diary
Mother sent us on a holiday to visit Amy and Dan in America. I am soooooo annoyed about her decision because we have to breathe peasant air and eat their peasant food! (And probably meet their nanny, I think her name is Natasha or Nataliya)
Well I just hope that he doesn't ruin my new Prada dress I bought just yesterday; it's cream colored and I have a matching purse for it, and heels. But I must remember to pack runners because the Holts (or Dolts as we call them) talked me into running a 5-mile marathon around Amy and Dan's house! My brand new mascara and makeup ran and then Dan uploaded a photo of me looking hideously lower class onto his Facebook site.
Well, diary I have to be going back to packing for this excruciatingly annoying holiday or Mother will yell and annoy me for months on end
Love,
Natalie Kabra