Title: To sexy
Warning: Nothing I say nothing! Okay maybe some insults... I think and craziness.
Summary: Gosh I dunno, will you find out for me please?
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own SHAMAN KING!
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Kara: I'm to sexy for my face. (Grabs a mirror and breaks it).
Ren: (Walks in) To sexy for this pace. (Stops and gazes at Arwen)
Arwen: (Frowns) To sexy for that gaze.
Yoh: To sexy for this case. (Sweatdrop while looking at the lawyers and judge)
Hao: Much to sexy for this maze! (Looks around angry and finally burns everything to ash.)
All: (Sweatdrop)
Lyserg: I'm to sexy for my love.
Marco: So sexy from above.
Jeanne: To sexy for... for this cover?
Hao: That doesn't rhyms! Hah Jeanne can't rhyme!
Jeanne: Shut up!
Hao: (Insane laughter)
All: (Sweatdrop)
Yoh: I'm to sexy for this game. (throws his most precious game away, has second thoughts and picks it up crying.) Don't worry Kingdom Hearts I will never leave you again!
Hao: (Stares at Yoh in confusion) To sexy to be the same...
Ren: So sexy because of the name.
Hao: So sexy that you are lame!
Ren: HEY! (Begins fighting Hao)
All: (Sweatdrop)
Arwen: I'm to sexy for this smile. (Frowns and lets the smile dissapear.)
Kara: So sexy I can go on for milessssssss! (Goes on for miles and almost dies, stops)
Ren: To sexy for this Nile. (Orders Bason to kill the Nile.)
Bason: But Master Ren, I can't kill the Nile, it's water.
All: (Sweatdrop)
Manta: I'm to sexy to be big.
Ryu: So sexy for this jig.
Jun: To sexy to be a prick.
All: (Huge sweatdrop)
En: I'm to sexy to be good.
Noah: To sexy for this mood.
Ryu: To sexy for this foot. (Cuts of his own foot.)
All: (Huge huge sweatdrop while watching Ryu scream murder and fire.)
Anna: I'm to sexy to be nice. (Glares at Yoh.)
Yoh: So sexy I have to beg for ice. (Begs for ice at Anna.)
Hao: To sexy to have lice. (Strokes his hair smiling.)
Tamao: To sexy for this mice! (Kills hundreds of mice)
All: (Huge sweatdrop)
Horohoro: I'm to sexy for this snowboard. (throws his snowboard away.)
Pirika: To sexy to be short! (Points at Manta laughing.)
Manta: To sexy for this sword. (Throws the sword at Pirika)
Pirika: Your to sexy to be bold. (Avoids sword)
Amidamaru: To sexy for this lord. (Pushes Yoh away.)
All: (Sweatdrop, Ren points at Yoh laughing.)
Eragon: I'm to sexy to be evil.
Hao: So sexy your a weasel.
Eragon: HEY! (Ends up fighting Hao.)
All: (Sweatdrop)
Ling Su: I'm to sexy to be a ghost.
Bason: To sexy to have a host.
Amidamaru: So sexy I have the most! (Spirit of Earth wraps Amidamaru in vines and smiles satisfied.) Now you have the most.
All: (Sweatdrop)
Faust: I'm to sexy to be insane.
Hao: So sexy that's invane, (Under his breath.) your already an idiot plus insane... (Faust glares at Hao)
Kara: to sexy to be the only sane.
All: (Sweatdrop)
Arwen: I'm to sexy for this site.
Kara: To sexy to be on your side.
Hao: To sexy to have no might.
Yoh: To sexy to hide. (Hides from Amidamaru anyway)
Arwen: (Points at Hao) So sexy for his pride.
Hao: Much to sexy to fight. (Glares at Arwen)
Ryu: To sexy to have sight. (Picks two knives and stabs them in his eyes.)
All: (Huge huge huge like HUGE H-U-G-E sweatdrop while watching Ryu screaming and whining murder and fire.)
Noah: I'm to sexy for this song. (Points at a stupid lyric)
Hao: So sexy he's so wrong. (Stiffles his giggle when Noah glares at him) What I didn't said a thing yellowhaired maniac.
Noah: (Twitch twitch, begins fighting with Hao.)
Arwen: Does he likes to fight?
All: (Sweatdrop)
Tamao: I'm to sexy for Yoh (Anna glares at her, Tamao smiles innocent and waves)
Anna: To sexy for this show. (Watches Oprah and quickly puts it out when she notices we are looking.)
Legolas: (Pops out out of nowhere.) To sexy for this bow. (Cracks his bow. Many girls end up crying on his feet. He sweatdrops and quickly dissapears.)
Pirika: To sexy to be a ho! (Hao nods sarcastic.)
Hao: So sexy she is lowwww! (Pirika starts fighting Hao.)
Arwen: Seriously you think he has problems with shutting up?
All: (Sweatdrop.)
Ryu: I'm to sexy for this phone. (Grabs his phone and breaks it.)
Yoh: To sexy to be shown. (Hides from both Amidamaru and Anna.)
Hao: To sexy to be alone. (Arwen embraces him kissing, he shrugs with a smile see-I-was-telling-the-truth.)
Faust: So sexy for this bone! (Begins knawing on a bone.)
All: (Huge sweatdrop.)
Hao: I'm to sexy for this fate! (Watches the council of the Shamans.) Duwanna die...
Noah: To sexy to have a mate. (Watches around frowning) Nope no mate...
Kara: (Runs in just in time.) To sexy to be late!
Lyserg: So sexy for this hate. (Glares at Hao.)
Hao: To sexy to have to wait. (Sweatdrops while running away from Lyserg who is following him with a axe.)
All: (Huge sweatdrop.)
Anna: I'm to sexy to be perfect.
Tamoa: To sexy for this pervert. (Glances over at Ryu.)
(It became completely silent because no-one could find something that rhymed.)
Hao: So sexy i'm a serpent! (Hao sudden yelled full of triumph.)
All: (Sweatdrop)
Hao: I'm to sexy to be okay.
Ren: So sexy on this way. (Walks a road.)
Kara: To sexy to be a fay.
Arwen: To sexy for the month May! (Insane laughter.)
All: (Huge sweatdrop.)
Hao: Is it done now?
Yoh: Nopes so shut up and we'll continue.
Hao Bastard. (Yoh glares at him) What!
All: (Sweatdrop)
Ren: i'm so sexy for this boy. (Embraces Hao kissing him)
Hao: So sexy for these koi's. (grabs Kara, Arwen and Ren and kisses them)
All: (Sweatdrop because they knew nothing else that rhymed on it.)
Hao: Done now?
Yoh: yeah yeah it's done stop whining.
Hao: Although it was fun making fun of the crew. (Grins satisfied.)
Everyone: (Glares at Hao)
Hao: (Sweatdrop) Well must be going now bye. (Flies away with Spirit of Fire.)
Arwen: Ahhhh I have to go too cya. (Jumps on Spirit of Earth with Ren and Kara and follows Hao)
Yoh: Yeah let's get going Anna. (Grabs Anna and walks away.)
Pirika: And you have to go train. (Grabs Horo who is crying waterfall tears.)
Horo: Cruel fate...
Tamoa: (Follows Pirika and Horo)
Jun: (Looks up and sighs while walking the same way Ren went too with En.)
Lyserg: (Smiles and skips away with Marco and Jeanne behind him.)
Manta: (Runs after Yoh.)
Ryu: (Bleeding to death.)
Noah: What a idiot... cutting of his own feet and stabbing out his eyes... (Sighs deep and walks away) nothing to do with him.
Faust&Eragon: (Look at eachother with a sweatdrop)
Eragon: Let's go then...
Faust: Told you Eliza... mortals are insane.
Eliza: (Nods)
Drake: ... mortals are completely insane... (Walks away with his dragon Draco.)
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Sammie: ((Holds in laughters))
Kurayami: Due to circumstances she can't talk so we will talk for her.
Atamagaokshii: When can I conquer the world with Kiyo-san?
Kurayami: Never now shut up where trying to end this story!
Atamagaokshii: ... ((Mutters something and glares at Kurayami))
Ren: So how was it?
Hao: If you thought it was nice scroll down click on the button 'Submit review' and submit a review ne?
Kara: You would make us very happy with it, this is the first ficcy we made!
Arwen: Ahem... it's not even a fic, it's just a song and we kept on rhyming.
Kara: Still a fic so shut up and peeps Review please!