Title: Bwaby bwaby!

Warning: Craziness, kissing, bad words.

Summary: Ren stole Kara's sword, Pirika hunts down Yoh, Horo has a new snowboard you know what? figure out what's happening yourself! Mwihahahahahaha!

Language, well Ren-Wen or Wenny for the little children. Kara-Kawa, HoroHoro-Howo, Pirika-Piwika, Hao-Hawo. Owkay? A witlle bwabytwawk. Mihihihih gwoodwuck!

Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King bad enough for me... ((Sob.)) I don't own it! ((Runs away crying.))

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'Wenny gimme bwack my swod!' Kara cried out and followed Ren who was at the young age of four running away from Kara with her plastic sword in his hands. 'No it's aw mwine!' Ren yelled and climbed up the couch swaying the sword.

'WENNY! I'TS MWINE! GIMME BWACK!' she yelled at the top of her lungs and Hao came in with an interested look on his face. 'What ya guys dwoin?' he asked curious and Kara glared at him. 'I'm not a guy! I am a giwl! A giwl!' she shouted ready to attack Hao now. 'Dwidn't swaid anyfwing...' Hao muttered and Yoh came running in.

'HEWP ME!' he screamed as Pirika ran behind him with a furious look on her face. 'What's going on here?' Jun asked walking in. 'JUNNY! WENNY SWOLE MY SWOD!' Kara cried. 'I dwid not this is my swod!' Ren snapped. 'It's mwine Wenny Twao! and if you dwon't gwive it bwack i'm gowna kiww you!' she snapped.

Jun paled. 'Mwuahahahaha then cwacth me Kawa!' Ren said and ran away again with Kara behind him. 'Cwome bwack hewe!' Kara cried out. 'Jun? Why awe my fwiends cwazy?' Hao asked sighing deep. 'That's a bad word! Their not crazy and Ren said a bad word too! And Kara too!' Jun said and HoroHoro came in with a little snowboard.

'Junny! Wook what I got!' he said cheery and showed her his new board. Pirika turned around. 'Now I have to twain you Howo! Cwome on i'm gonna twain you!' she said and dragged a now crying for mercy HoroHoro with her. 'NWOOO!'

Jun sighed deep and looked at Yoh who was staring at Hao and Hao who was staring back. 'I was wooking fow you my bwothe.' Hao growled and balled his fists. 'HEWP ME HAWO IS GONNA BWEAT THE SHIT OUTTO MWE!' Yoh cried out and start running away while Jun was screaming to stop those nasty words.

'WHEN I KWILLED YOU I WILL WULE OVEW THE WOWD MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!' Hao said laughing out loud and Jun stared at him in shock. Anna came walking in and looked at Hao who was following her friend Yoh. 'What awe you two dwoing? You know you awen't supposed to fight.' she muttered and dragged Yoh with her.

'NO Lemme be kwilled by Hawo! Lemme be kwilled by Hawo!' he cried out as Hao gave a dark chuckle at the sight of his twin brother. 'Bwye bwye bwothe.' he skipped away happy. Jun sighed again and dropped on the couch muttering about how annoying little kids were.

'JUN! KAWA HIT MY HEAD!' Ren cried out running over to Jun. 'You disewed it! It's mwy swod!' Kara muttered and looked up at Jun's face. 'It has mwy nwame on it wook!' she said and pointed at a scribble of a little child.

'Ahuh... okay Renny don't steal Kara's sword again and don't say those nasty words again! And Kara don't hit his head again and don't say those nasty words again!' she said as she picked up Ren and walked outside with him.

'How many times did I towd you! It's WEN WEN!' Ren cried out and hit his big sister jumping out of her arms walking over to Kara. 'Wet's Cwause some kwaos!' they both said and walked away grinning wickedly. Jun felt like crying and sighed deep. Again...

Lyserg came walking in with a innocent face. 'Jun? Why awe you swo swad?' he asked soft looking into the eyes of Jun. 'Because of you guys! You are driving me insane!' she cried out and pulled at her hair. 'Twat huwts you know?' Lyserg muttered and walked away with folded arms.

All of a sudden a boy of ten years with white long spiky hair came out of no-where with a little child of four at his side. 'Who are you!' Jun cried out and the older boy glared at her. 'That's no way to speak against the new ruler of the world!' he said and gave a insane cackle.

'Bwakuwa? This is not ouw home and i'm stiw smaw...' the little boy said sad. 'Well I don't care... is this not our home?' he asked and the little boy shook his head. 'Tch.. Then let's get going Ryou come on.' the white haired boy said and they dissapeared again.

Jun blinked confused and Hao walked in again stopping by her. 'Jun? Will you cwome down? I wanna ask somefing.' he asked and Jun leaned closer to him.'Owkay that's pewfect.' he said and kissed her on the mouth and then walked back to the kitchen babbling with his friends. Jun blinked a few times and finally started crying. 'What's with you guys today!' she schreeched and put her head in her hands.

In the kitchen Pirika, HoroHoro, Ren, Kara, Hao, Anna and Yoh smirked at eachother. 'I won you gwuys gimme twe mowney!' Hao said and they all put one dollar in his hands. 'Hewe you won.. Faiw and squawe... I fwink..' Kara muttered and grabbed Ren.

'Wet's gow pway!' she shouted and walked away with him. 'Bwye bwye wosers!' Ren shouted and walked away with Kara. Anna blinked and looked from Yoh, to HoroHoro and from HoroHoro to Hao and from Hao to Pirika.

'Wet's gwo Yoh! Youw stiw pwomised me mwy kwiss!' she sneered and dragged a crying Yoh with her. Hao, Pirika and HoroHoro blinked at the sight and finally shrugged.

'Bwut I was bweing sewious with you Howo!' Pirika suddenly said and HoroHoro blinked in fear. 'I duwanna twain... pweaseeeee Piwika.' HoroHoro pleaded. 'Twain now!' Pirika shouted and dragged HoroHoro with her.

'HAWO HEWP ME ASAP!' he cried out towards Hao who was watching the show in amusement. 'I am bwusy... swoon as pwossibwe? Well I have no twime so thewe.' he said smirking as HoroHoro was dragged away by his sister.

Finally he looked around to notice he was all alone. 'Sow... what now? Ow yeah! Wet's go tow the icecweam man!' Hao yelled out and Lyserg came in. 'May I come two?' he asked pleading. 'Nwo fwuck of it's aw my mwoney! All mwine I tell you mwuahahahahhaha!' Hao said laughing and ran away.

Lyserg blinked in confusion and finally shrugged. 'Swees... bwoys can be sow stwange swometwimes...' he muttered and walked away.

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Me: Okay then I know it was :S very weird but hey! I AM WEIRD! ((Cackles madly))

Kurayami: And when I rule over the world with her everyone will be weird! MWUAHAHAAH!

Me: ((Stops cackling and stares at Kurayami)) Yeah dream on anyway! R&R for this insane one shot please? ((Puppyeyes))

Kurayami: BLOOD AND SHARP STUFF RULEZZZZZZZ!