So today tumblr went off line for like six hours. This is what I made to keep me busy. I hope you enjoy poetry stories.
I published this first on my Nyotalia Norway blog after tumblr got back up.
Characters do not belong to me
All Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya
I just put them into this situation.
A German Christmas Story
Once upon a time not too long ago,
A nation had a dilemma, a nation you probably know.
Ludwig Beilschmidt checked his list of siblings he held dear
He took pride in his lists that prevented disorganization, his constant fear.
He smiled at the calculated list/graph that he believed to be a smash
Why, it had everyone from musical Roddie to trigger happy Vasch
When suddenly a peculiar oddity caught his eye,
At the top of his list, Gilbert, had no present. Not even a tie.
The German man stood suddenly ftustered
"I must fix this at once." was all he could muster.
He ran out to his car in the garage only to find despair
"Verdammt! My tire is flat, where is my spare?!"
He looked high and low in a constant barrage
It seemed his spare had been evicted right out of his garage.
Ludwig scowled and opened the garage door
Could anything else go wrong? Really? Anything more?
When he was asking himself this a bell rang from up the street,
It was the Dane Mathias, going home with something that smelt sweet.
The red bicycle zipped and zoomed
And at that moment, Ludwig did not feel doomed
"Ah! Denmark?"
The Dane turned sharply and accurately put the bike in "park"
"Luddy! What can I do ye for?"
The blonde jeered, "Just got home from France, man what a tour!"
The German explained the situation and reluctantly asked for a hand
Mathias smiled and patted the front handles of his bike, Luddy could only think "This will end bad"
They zipped off down the street the man on the handlebars sat rigid
With the way the nordic peddled, the air was very frigid.
The Dane finally asked, "What are ya gonna get Gil?"
Ludwig coughed, he hadn't thought of that and it made him feel ill.
The Prussian liked very few things in all honesty
Nothing save something as awesome as he
Ludwig scowled and raised his eyes up above
"I think he already has all the 'awesome' things what else could he love."
Mathias pouted trying to think as the pulled into the mall
"I was lucky enough to find his gift from me, anyway got to get home, no more time to stall."
The German said a curt good bye to his neighbor
He considered buying him a gift but he decided to save it for later.
The mall was chaos, people looked ready to riot
Store associates chanted the friendzy on "Buy it! Buy it!"
Christmas carols played in the background while-
Rabid children played around Santa's picture stand like a playground.
Ludwig hurried himself to Prussia's favorite store
It was where every woman dressed like a whore.
He perused the clothing rack
and even asked a clerk for help to keep him on track.
At last he found it, praise the God above
He found the gift, the gift Gil would love
The shirt had his catch phrase printed across the chest
It was truly the only gift for his brother, the complete best.
A woman tried to grab the product from him
"I need that shirt for my Kim!"
Luddy was determined to keep the article of clothing,
he would not be the target for his elder brother's annoying whining.
With the skill only a German could possess
He maneuvered through the store, he deserved a gentle caress
He pulled out his wallet and tried to pay for the present
But his card was rejected for he did not have a photo I.D. present.
Ludwig growled and began to count out his change
A long line formed behind him and if they could they would have a;l killed him at close range.
Finally paid and sighed when he held the gift in a plastic bag
Victory was his, there were no more errands to make his mind lag.
Germany decided to walk home content with his life
When from behind him came a crazy italian the one that caused him nothing but strife.
"Ciao Luddy! I came by to give you a cake Lovino and I baked!"
The red sports car shook from side to side,
Any children out on the street or side walk had better go hide
"That sound good I suppose..."
He admitted while scratching the tip of his european nose.
"Hop on in and I'll give ya ride!"
The car seemed to run on good cheer and tides
Germany stopped to consider the driving patterns of Feliciano
"Ah, no."
Once home, Ludwig put Italy's cake on the counter, before he laid the last present under the tree,
He thought the presents were out of line, he examined each one once again on his knees.
The German stretched and checked his clocks,
Time to sleep and that rocks.
He collapsed into his bed and fell right asleep
He smiled as he he dreamed, for he had prepared for a creep.
Twas christmas eve, and all through the house
the noises of a Prussian went unheard, not even to the kitchen mouse.
Gilbird, his number one partner in crime
Decided to stay in bed this time.
Gilly crept down the stairs and spied a red box
He knew it was his and he grinned like an albino fox.
Ludwig had spared no expense for the perfect tree,
It was barely short enough to fit in the living room, much taller than even he.
Gil touched the tip of his naked toe to the living room when he heard the gun cock,
Vasch entered in from the kitchen, "Not another twitch, I'm in charge of stock."
Gil gulped and spotted Liech, sleeping curled around her own gun
He scoffed "Ha, you guys are no fun."
"Could you ruffians possibly keep it down?" A very unhappy Roderich stood at the landing
Switzerland scowled and rolled his eyes, "So demanding."
Austria gripped the railing "Excuse you Vasch that was rude!"
Swissy put the safety back on murmuring about an "...Ugly prude"
While the two old friends bickered,
Gil saw his chance to quickly enter.
The ex nation reached for his present and was about to rip it open with a happy grin
Only to to frown when pulled away in a spin
"I can see why Ludwig asked me to come by as well now."
Netherlands let out a puff of smoke in Gil's face, a stoic expression on his brow.
Gilbert was then sat upon by Belle
"Oh just let him have it." From on high a deep voice feel
The Germanic family looked up at Ludwig who had come out of his room.
"He won't give up until he's gotten his pre-" BOOM
The family looked toward the unlit fireplace as Finland fell to the ground
"Moi moi! I'm here so let cheer abound!"
The all gawked at him, it looked like a painful fall,
Belgium opened her mouth and then closed it deciding to say at all.
The Finn passed out gifts for sure
Although Tino was secretly sad that adorable clumsiness had no cure.
After nestling a toy next to Lilly
Finland ascended up and the room was left feeling chilly
They waved at him in unison
Santa was gone once again
In the chaos, Gilbert had made his way to his gift and ripped it open
"OH MEIN GOTT" Which translated to "I'll where it often"
Gilbert eventually passed out a half hour later, it was for the best,
the word "Awesome" was plastered across his chest.
Ludwig couldn't help but let a small smile grace his lips
His brother was pleased and that was worth all his chips
And now dear children you see,
Family is most important to Germany
The End