Final Fantasy: Warped School By: Ultimate369619
In this version of Final Fantasy, the different worlds of the Final Fantasy Games collide in school. Some characters maybe altered to
fit the storyline. In this story a new character is introduced to these well-known characters. It's funny, because it's the only school that let's you use weapons, but only in and during class.
Characters:
New Character:
Name: Xaiden Fuzion
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Hair: White/Medium Length
Eyes: Blue, with a hint of green
Height: Six feet exact
Body: Muscular
Weight: 165lbs.
Blood Type: O
Weapon: Twin Sabers of Light and Dark
Limit B.: Force of Heaven and Hell
Final Fantasy VII
Cloud
Age: 17
Height: Five feet, Seven inches
Weight: 155lbs.
Blood Type: AB
Weapon: Buster Sword
Limit B.: Braver
Aeris
Age: 18
Height: Five feet, Three inches
Weight: 115lbs.
Blood type: O
Weapon: Staff
Limit B.: Healing Wind
Tifa
Age: 16
Height: Five feet, Four inches
Weight: 125lbs.
Blood Type: B
Weapon: Glove
Limit B.: Beat Rush
Barret
Age: 18
Height: Six feet, Four inches
Weight: 223lbs.
Blood Type: O
Weapon: Gun-Arm
Limit B.: Big Shot
Red XIII
His purpose has changed, he is now the cheif of the school security council.
Cid
Age: 18
Height: Five feet, Eight inches
Weight: 167lbs.
Blood Type: B
Weapon: Spear
Limit B.: Lance
Sephiroth
Age: 19
Height: Six feet, One inch
Weight: 185lbs.
Blood Type: N/A
Weapon: Long Sword
Limit B.: SuperNova
Yuffie
Age: 15
Height: Five feet, Two inches
Weight: 100lbs.
Blood Type: A
Weapon: Any small bladed weapon
Limit B.: Geased Lightning
Cait Sith
I know he is just a toy, but in this story, he's not and in fact, he's a teacher.
Vincent
Age: 17
Height: Six foot exact
Weight: 155lbs.
Blood Type: A
Weapon: Guns! Guns! Guns!
Limit B.: Death Gigas
Final Fantasy VIII
Squall
Age: 17
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 150lbs.
Blood Type: O
Weapon: Gunblade
Limit B.: Renzokuken
Seifer
Age: 18
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 160lbs.
Blood Type: A
Weapon: Gunblade
Limit B.??????
Rinoa
Age: 17
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: 115lbs.
Blood Type: AB
Weapon: Mini-Crossbow
Limit B.: Angelo
Quistis
Quistis assumes her regular role as a teacher but a young teacher that likes playing the field of her students.
Selphie
Age: 17
Height: 5' 1"
Weight: 105lbs.
Blood Type: B
Weapon: Nunchaku
Limit B.: Slot
Irvine
Age: 17
Height: 6'
Weight: 153lbs.
Blood Type: A
Weapon: Once again, GUNS!
Limit B.: Ammo Shot
Zell
Age: 17
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 161lbs.
Blood Type: AB
Weapon: Gloves
Limit B.: Booyah
Edea(Matron)
She is another character featured as a teacher.
Cid(Headmaster)
A featured teacher like Edea.
Final Fantasy X
Tidus(Yes he is real is this one)
Age: 16
Height: 5' 4"
Weight: 125lbs.
Weapon: Sword
Yuna
Age: 16
Height 5' 3"
Weight: 115lbs.
Weapon: Rod
Wakka
Age: 18
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 165lbs.
Weapon: Ball
Auron
The almighty principle of Warped High, although the Staff and Students suspect he's drunk sometimes.
Rikku
Age: 16
Height: 5' 2"
Weight: 103lbs.
Weapon: Daggers
Paine(Well, X-2 counts as X)
Age: 17
Height:5' 7"
Weight: 130lbs.
Weapon: Sword
FEATURING:
Kain From Final Fantasy IV.
He's the janitor with good advice, people think he's a bit combat paranoid though.
And Now, Our Featured Presentation...
Chapter 1: A new Student?
It was around mid-autum when school started for Warped High. It was the time of year when the leaves began to turn colors and warm gentle breezes became more frequent. The class bell had rang for the students to go to class and they all moved into their respective classes hurridly.
"Pssssst! Pssssst!" Whispered Zell to Wakka during class. Wakka looked to his right, at Zell staring at him from his desk.
"What is it you want?" Wakka asked Zell in a low voice, with his European accent. Zell moved his hand over his hair and was about to speak until...
"Did yo-----" He was interrupted by the teacher, Cait Sith.
"Zell! Wakka! Do you have something to say? Would you mind sharing it with the class?" Cait Sith Said in an irratated manner, after all, he was interrupted during his lesson.
"Sure sir!" Zell said idiotically, but very eager. Zell and Wakka both got up from their seats and went to the front of the classroom to share what they were about to discuss. "I was just about to inform my classmate Wakka here, about a certain event that I had just learned this morning from a someone about the arrival of a new student today." Zell stated Proudly, but moronically. Wakka just stood there in embarassment.
Cait Sith stood in shock that of all people Zell knew this and none of the other students and he wondered where he heard it from, but was not nosey. "Interesting Zell, you and Wakka may sit down now." Zell stupidly walked back to his seat, as if he where proud to get caught and then annouce his news to the class. Wakka just sat down redfaced.
After a while, the lunch bell rang and all the students rushed out of class and into the cafiteria for their lunch. The table in which a certain blonde spikey-headed "hottie" was completely populated with his friends. This was the order: from left-to-right/top-to-bottom, Top: Squall, Rinoa, Cloud, Tifa, and Zell; Bottom: Barret, Cid, Aeris, Vincent, and Paine.
While waiting in line for their lunch, Rikku(another of Cloud's friends) and Cloud were talking. While chatting, Rikku saw someone being escorted through the building, although Cloud was facing the other way and trying to make her pay attention, Rikku was mesmerized by the escorted person. He wore a black tank-top with a red vest with a yin-yang sign on the back. His hair was corse and white, but kinda messy. He also wore blue jeans with some tears, and white sneakers. At that moment, Rikku thought he was the hottest thing ever since Cloud hit puberty. She looked at Cloud and then spun him around to see this guy, but he was gone.
"I coulda' sworn I saw him there!" Rikku said jumping up and down in frustration. Pointing in the direction the guy was.
" You ok Rikku? Because I see no one there." Cloud replied in empuzzlement.
"No! I mean Yes! I mean I'm fine, but someone was there, juat a moment ago!"She yelled at Cloud.
"Easy Rikku! No need to yell." Said Tifa as she came up beside Cloud and hugged him. Cloud wrapped his arms around Tifa gently and then gave her a romantic kiss on the lips. She embraces the kiss as they press lips harder, it would have turned it a makeout session if Rikku hadn't interrupted.
"AHEM! We are at school guys! And there are young people here!" Rikku said spastically at Cloud and Tifa.
"Oh. Sorry about that Rikku, we just got carried away." Cloud and Tifa both explained to Rikku.
Later, during lunch(after everyone has gotten it), the whole crowd ate together at the table.
"Zell? What's this I hear about a new student coming here? And who in the hell told you that?" Asked Aeris as she slowly ate as usual. Zell was in the middle of scarfing down his lunch favorite, hotdogs, when she asked him. He held up one finger at aeris as he drank his milk and swallowed his food.
"Hmpfh harrsarggg..." Zell mumbled as he was in the middle of finishing his food.
"Please finish your food Zell!" Aeris said as she looked away in disgust. Zell swallowed his food and then he paused, as if getting ready for a speech.
"Yes, I heard that Warped High is getting a new student here, and that the school really wants him, because his scores are through the roof, and this school can't afford not to accept him. And, my sources are that of mine own." Zell said as he then stuck his tongue out at Aeris.
Aeris looked at Zell and said "I'll rip them off!"
Zell then Jumped.
" I heard it from one of the teachers!" He said as if he were about to cry.
"Which one?" Asked Tifa as she became interested in their conversation.
" I can't tell you!" Zell said whimpering.
"I'll smash them!" Tifa replied with her eyes squinting at him.
Zell scooted almost off the table as she said that.
"Awwww! C'mon guys don't do this to me! Please!" Zell said cowardly, but then Tifa put her hand on the table and gave him an evil glare. "It was Quistis Trepe, she told me! I swear! It was her, the staff only knew! Please don't hurt me."
At the same time Tifa and Aeris said in unison "How did you get her to tell you?"
" Ok! Now that is disclosed information right there." Zell cooly replied to them. Tifa quickly looked around and then nudged Cloud.
Cloud replied, without even looking at Zell " Oh, yeah, I'll chop them off, I guess."
Zell began tearing in the eyes and then he said "I had sex with her, that's how, and that's how I know so much about the school's spending limit!"
Tifa and Aeris looked and each other and said in unison "Works everytime."
Zell sat up and said "I will not fall for that again, ever! Oh, wait, I said that last time." and then continued eating his beloved hotdogs.
After lunch, the day pretty much went on normally except Zell was in fear for his testacles all night.
The next day, Rikku, Yuna, Tidus, and Yuffie were all riding their bus to school, when they noticed that they made an unsual stop at fairly large house which was just sold not too long ago. Rikku had a baffled look on her face as she directed it to Yuffie.
"Hey! Driver! Why in the hell did we stop here? No one moved in yet!" Yuffie hollered at the driver from the back of the bus where she was sitting at. The driver just looked up at his mirror at her and then stood up. The bus fell quickly silent.
"Young lady. I know my route along this road, and someone lives here, I know I ain't seen him before, but he sure is a new feller. And I was ordered this mornin' to stop here and here is were I'm stopped. Got me?" The driver said to Yuffie as he turned around to go back to the driver seat and then he turned around and said "And there be no damn cursing on this bus!". Then he took his seat
Again, Rikku had her baffled face on and then directed it to Yuna and Tidus this time. Then, all of a sudden, the whole bus full of students stood up as if to see something outside the window. Rikku couldn't see over all the students blocking her view, until the driver said to sit down. She proped herself up as if to sneak a peek, but was too late, who or whatever was coming on the bus was already at the steps. Whispers echoed off the metallic walls of the bus' interior. The thumps of feet climbing the bus' steps became clear as someone arose from the depths of the steps. She at once recognized the face. It was the guy she fell in love with when she saw him at lunch in the line. But his attire had some alterations today, he wore sunglasses over his eyes and a white Nike hat on his head. He wore red gloves with a white tank-top, no vest this time. but he still wore jeans, but not tattered this time. Rikku saw him and then started checking him out. His muscles glistened with water from his fresh shower, and his hair was also soaking wet. Her lips moistened as her eyes scrolled up and down his body. Yuffie saw her face and then she smacked her, as if trying to get her to pay attention.
"Hey Rikku! Quit slobben' everywhere, What are you lo----"Said yuffie as she then locked eyes on the arrivee's muscles.
"Rikku?" Yuffie asked as she tried to turn her eyes else where. "If I were old enough, I'd sure as hell do that guy. Again, and again, and again..."She rambled on.
The new guy started his why to the only open seat on the bus near the back, it was the single seat in the very back. He sat down and the bus moved to the school, the bus was in total silence the whole ride, not even a whisper was murmured.
A short while later, the bus reached the school and unloaded the students off for class. The new kid was told to go to his military training class, a.k.a. Soldier, for first period. He was guided down the halls by Red XIII. When he reached the classroom, he gave the door three solid knocks.
Instructor Miss Quistis Trepe answered the door and said "Hello there. You must be the new student that everyone's been talking about. Please come in and make yourself comfortable. My name is Miss Quistis Trepe, and you are now in my first period class, the elite fighter training class known as Soldier. We have a low number of students this period, so expect a lot of field trips to the Battle Zone this year, and be prepared for every trip too. So, I am please to meet you, Mr.?"Quistis speeched as she greeted him.
"Xaiden, Xaiden Fuzion, first class." He replied to her question quietly.
"Then let us begin our first period class." Quistis suggested.
Thanks to those that read this, for spending the time to, and I hope you loved it as much as I have loved typing it. I'd love to hear your comments and quetions for me soon. The next Chapter is underway as you have read this one. Thanks again.