Disclaimer: I own neither Harry Potty... er Potter, Snape, or Voldemort.

Author's Note: This was totally Rickmaniac's idea, I'm just posting it. I hope you like it.

Round and Round

Ro-und and ro-und the Snapey - go - round,

Ki-lling all the pe-ople,

U-p pops Voldie,

Oh, so bad.

Pop- goes li-ttle Po-tty

Rickmaniac says: I was at a friends house when I drew around a glass onto a piece of paper. This just hit me in the face so I wrote it... in a circle I might add. Hope you like it.

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Author's Note: This is also Rickmaniac's.

Three Blind Snape's

Three blind Snapes

Three blind Snapes

See how they run

See how they run

They all ran after Potter

And cornered him like a squatter

Did you ever see him fear for his life

As with three blind Snapes?

Rickmaniac says: I have no idea where this came from... Btw this is a Three Blind Mice knock off.

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