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A/N: This song was co-writen by ladylilypad... my good friend. This song is about Voldemort, as you would guess... it goes to the tune of Rasputine. Feel free to flame it all you want...as long as you make us a sandwich first... I like pumpernickel with blackforest ham and thinly sliced tomatoes seasoned with salt and pepper. Ladylilypad likes BLT's. Enjoy our song...We'll know if you don't... Mwa ha ha ha ha!
There lived a certain man, in Britain long ago,
He was big and strong with his eyes a flaming glow.
Most people looked at him with terror and fear,
But to pure blood pricks, he was such a lovely dear.
He would kill the muggles with a dark curse, full of lightning green and bile.
But he also was the kind of leader potter would despise.
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Vol-Vol-Voldemort hater of the muggle-borns
There was a snake that always did wrong
Vol-Vol-Vlodemort Britain's greatest evil lord
It was a shame how he carried on.
He gathered followers and called them death eaters,
But then Dumbledor took a stand and said "no more"
Petigrew thought, he was the man to please
So he ran to him almost begging on his knees.
For the lord he was no weeler-dealer,
He would have a bigger part.
He would lead him right up to the potters
And destroy their hearts.
Vol-Vol-Voldemort hater of the muggle-borns
There was a snake that always did wrong
Vol-Vol-Voldemort Britain's greatest evil lord
It was a shame how he carried on.
But when his hatred and killing, and hunger for power became known to more and more wizards,
The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.