Cumquat

by Happy Dickfart

What David Essex is. "That David Essex is a foppish cumquat." ... "dude your girl is such a cumquat" ... I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy.

Kumquat, by Dickfart

"I'm Dean Winchester something something eat my ass," said Dean.

"OK," said Sam, Castiel, and Crowley, and Dean shit in all three of their mouths.

The End